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4:41 PM on 02.17.2011

As Written By: Letters to the Editor, Part Three

Yo, GuuZilla. I'm a popular gaming icon who has recently become unemployed. I first became popular in the early 90's with my badass multiplayer and frenzied explosive action. As time went on, I became significantly less ...   read

8:00 AM on 01.14.2011

Gamestop v. Destructoid? What is this, I don't even

So, another early morning Friday with no work, another jaunt to Gamestop's website to salivate over the immense release of games that I will never, ever be able to afford. Only this time, I stop on the front page. Something h...   read

2:23 AM on 03.06.2010

As Written By: Editorial - Of Points And Promises (How Microsoft Has Failed Us)

As undoubtedly all of you know by now, on April 15th, Microsoft will be shutting down the online service to original X-Box games. This bitter pill has been somewhat alleviated by Big M's offer of a token amount of points, bet...   read

7:04 PM on 08.07.2009

As Written By: An Editorial - Rev v. Jaffe v. Art, You're Doing It Wrong

Oh, Anthony. Your Rev Rant series is often such a great way to invoke thoughtful, meaningful discourse on a good topic. That said, you can imagine my shock to see this: Games as Art. Really? Really?!? Seriously, folks. Hasn...   read

7:24 PM on 08.03.2009

As Written By: The Devolution of Square: The Mana Conspiracy

I won't lie to you. Bashing Square is one of my all time favorite things to write about. Consider this the first in a series of Square bashing articles, in which I will be voicing my opinion on when and why the gaming colossu...   read

7:30 PM on 07.15.2009

As Written By: Legal Notice - The L Block Lawsuit

From: Romanofski, Abiju & Miffler Law Offices To Whom It May Concern: This letter is a writ of intent, declaring a pending lawsuit made by our client The 3, 2 Shape, more commonly known as "The 'L' Block", against your cli...   read

2:11 PM on 07.15.2009

As Written By: An Editorial, "Pale Shelter"

Not long ago I was participating in this thread about the definition of the term "Hardcore Gamer". A few days later I saw "We Gamin' " in Destructainment. The thread got me thinking about how, while everyone was debating the ...   read

1:46 PM on 07.15.2009

As Written By: Letters to the Editor, Part Two

Dear GuuZilla, My name is Gato, I have metal joints. Beat me up and earn 15 silver points. Sincerely, Two Line Robot Dear Two Line, As much as I applaud your adherence to good manners, there was no need to introduce yours...   read

2:47 PM on 07.08.2009

As Written By: Letters to the Editor, Part One

Dear GuuZilla, I am a female bounty hunter of some renown. In my beginning days I largely played down my femininity due to a fear that sexism would prevent me from being taken seriously. Also, when fighting off the most po...   read

1:18 PM on 07.07.2009

As Written By: From Peach, A Love Letter

My Dearest, Last week was fantastic. Once more, you have swept me off my feet. Our romance, though secret, blossoms, and I long await your inevitable return. Days in the castle are long and dull, gray in comp...   read

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