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Yes, my Avatar image is a Borg-Wookie cross. I like to call it a "Borgkie". It is pretty much the sweetest thing ever.

I have been playing games since the day my aunt decided she didn't want her NES anymore (CRAZY I KNOW!) and I have been keeping up with every generation since. There isn't a game genre I write off as unplayable, but I generally stick more towards shooter and RTS style games.
And let the records state that "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" is the best videogame in history. Fact.

Aside from video games I also enjoy Hard rock and Heavy Metal music (Led Zeppelin and Judas Priest being my favorite musical groups), and film. I have always wanted to be an actor, even if just on the side, and I have plenty of (perhaps horrid) you-tube videos to show for it ( http://ca.youtube.com/user/missilepuppy ).

Other than that, I graduated from a community college computer program and work in IT for my local School Division. I am the digital man!

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Xbox boxes LIE!!!
GunSlap \| 8:26 PM on 10.15.2008	15 comments

If anyone read my last blog post (http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/GunSlap/quantum-of-solace-wii-exclusive-offline-multiplayer-what--107687.phtml) you will realize that I'm already pretty bummed out about this whole "lets NOT have offline multiplayer anymorez! LOLZ!" state of mind developers seem to be engulfed in.

Now to make matters worse....

I was at my local game shop when I noticed the new armored core game was out. BEing a large fan of the series, I got kinda excited. I was a bit leery becuase the past few in the series haven't been so hot. Then I looked at the box and it specifically claimed there would be Splitscreen co-op. HOLLY SWEETNESS! Giant custom robot split screen co-op? Did I just poo my pants? (yes). On that feature alone I decided to pick it up.

But to my dismay on trying it out, there is NO OFFLINE CO-OP! Only that danged blasted terror called ONLINE! GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

First they decide to take away all things cool in the world, and then they proceed to lie about it and tell me they're actually still there?

Ug. I scowered the net and discovered that this is a known issue to the community, but the developers have yet to comment. Gee, thanks guys. You just sold me your game under false pretenses.

Once I calmed down enough to play the game (BY MYSELF) I found out it was alright. Still would have been one hell of a lot better with local co-op though...

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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14

LongDeth

A stupid misprint huh? I recall that happening back on Kingdom Under Fire for the original Xbox. It stated co op I believe and it wasnt in the game. Complaints to Microsoft actually got us something free but I cant recall what it was right now. 3 months of Live or something.

the GAMEGOBLIN

It has split-screen versus if that helps...

Clockwork

Same thing happened to me with Mercenaries 2.

TheDreadHawk

I guess you'll have to eventually get used to online social clubs? Oh, wait...

pedrovay2003

Holy crap, are you serious? Do the PS3 versions say that?

vexed alex

I haven't played a first person shooter on local multiplayer in a while. I usually play games that don't split my TV into four horribly small squares.

Wii mini games and Rock Band!

Puppy Licks

Split screen should not be abandoned in my opinion, my brother and I play split screen in gears and halo multiplyer matches online. When other games refuse to implement split screen I think it's just them being lazy.

DanMazkin

fuck.

GunSlap

@the GAMEGOBLIN
Thank GOD they didn't take that away!

@TheDreadHawk
NEVER! I refuse to ever join any sort of internet group of any sort... wait...
Ha ha, good point. It's not that I'm against online gaming, I just hate to see good old split screen shunned in favor of it.

@pedrovay2003
According to my reliable friend Wikipedia, it is only the North American 360 edition with this problem.

Dan CiTi

Cake's a lie.

TheDreadHawk

@GunSlap

You make a valid point. Still, it's the future, blah blah all that stuff.

nebones

BLASPHEMY!

Kylius

I feel for you there pal, I've got 3 brothers, and split-screen versus and co-op are what really sells a game to me and my household!

Aziel13

hey poo happens

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