I feel like this war between Chad and Hamza is a moot point. That's because in the end, Dinosaurs are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than dolphins OR sharks. This is why:


10.DINOSAURS HAVE SUPER EVOLVER POWERS
Dinosaurs never really disappeared, they evolved in to modern day birds. FUCKING BIRDS! You know what that means? Dinosaurs are mother fucking shape shifters!! There's no other explanation for that kind of adaptability. Show me a shark or a dolphin that can fucking fly.


9.CANCER IS AFRAID OF DINOSAURS:


Dinosaurs are immune to cancer because....uh...they pre-date it..........I think.


8.DINO RIDERS:



7.ON THE DINO RIDER NOTE:
This bitch right here: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------->


6.EQUAL OPPORTUNITY:
There's a different kind of dinosaur for everybody. Are you a vegetarian? Well you get the slow ass Diplodocus. Straight up ruthless carnivore? Get yourself a T Rex. Need some forest ninja stealthy action? Velociraptors are this way. Have a fetish for animals with three horns? Go fuck a Triceratops. Sharks and dolphins on the other hand only come in one flavor: tasty!....Wait, I mean they only come in swimmy fish-ish style.


5.NOT THE MOMMA!:


Because that show fucking rocked.


4.DINOSAURS MAKE BETTER VIDEO GAME MATERIAL:


I can think of at least 4 dinosaur video games right off the top of my head right now. Granted they're all Turok games but my point still stands. Besides those there are countless games revolving around dinosaurs, none of which I'm going to list because I don't feel like it. Moving on...


3.THEY PUT STOP MOTION OUT OF BUSINESS:
When Jurassic Park was in pre-production, they originally planned to do them in stop-motion but later decided that they were too fucking awesome for that so they made them CGI. This was new at the time and pretty much marked the end of stop motion as the dominant special effect method for giant animals...or something like that. My point is what other species can claim they destroyed the dominance of a special effect? Not a dolphin or a shark that's for damn sure.


2.THEY WAIT FOR NO MAN!:


You think he gives a fuck you need to take a dump? No! T-Rex doesn't have time for that shit, your ass is getting eaten NOW!


1.NO PLACE TO HIDE:

If you were dropped in to Dinosaur land, you'd get fucking eating. You can't get away from dinosaurs. The big ones will outrun you, and when you hide in smaller places to get away from those, the tiny ones will invade and swarm you, and when you try to hide in the trees to get away from them, the flying ones will snatch you up, and when you jump in to the ocean the swimming ones will devour your ass. If you want to avoid being eaten by a shark or getting raped by a dolphin all you have to do is GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER!


BONUS: BECAUSE ABORTO BEAT ME TO THIS AND I NEED TO ONE UP HIM BY 1:


His name is Tyrannosaurus Reich. There is no shark or dolphin that hates as much as he does.

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