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Know what I get to do?
GrumpyTurtle | 4:18 PM on 08.26.2009 12 comments



Attend PAX for the first time with all you lovely Dtoid type people!
I'm so ready to be overwhelmed. Not only by the amount of stuff to see and do, but mostly by how awesome my fellow toid people are going to redoubtably be!

I know Mikey will probably be busy as eff with requests, so if you can't get the best, why not settle for....... Whatever I am?...
I'll be taking requests for art from now until PAX is over, so the more detailed it is, the sooner you probably wanna ask for it. Oh, and since I'm not putting it on Destructoid, I don't feel the need to make it SFW, so make it as NSFW as you want.

To help with costs I'll also have all the art you've seen in this blog with me, I'll be selling it to whoever grabs it up first. Don't worry, I'll keep it cheap, I just gotta eat and drink. So call dibs if you want it.

See you all there, I'll be the guy with the Gentleman dinosaur shirt doing the Mario impression.

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Why I love Destructoid
GrumpyTurtle | 10:17 PM on 08.24.2009 9 comments


I don't need any other video game site. Since I found Destructoid all other sites are dead to me.

Destructoid got me back into art.

Destructoid keeps me deep in the sarcasm I crave.

Destructoid shared the Portland Dtoid group with me, I shall never be the same.

Destructoid gives me my fill of pure hate, and at the same time, lots of sweaty man love on it's podcasts.

No matter how messed up a post I make is , or how disturbing my art is, I know there will be someone on this site that will nod approvingly.



Thank you Destructoid, I'm hot for your body.
(Can we get a full sized Mr. Destructoid body pillow please?)

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Work time doodles return! (Part 3 of Tingle's murder mystery included)
GrumpyTurtle | 12:01 PM on 08.03.2009 8 comments


Alright all, while sitting around this weekend, hoping someone would enter the fnf room so that I could shoot them, I drew some... I had a lot of time... No one is playing COD4 anymore apparently.
So here's some new art, with the next part in the Tingle Murder Mystery.




To go with my Spy drawing , I decided to try another TF2 character that's not my normal style, the Heavy was the one that spilled out of my head.


Luigi's totally growing big right now.


Carrying around a bird all day isn't as fun as you'd think.

And now, the next part of the Tingle Saga:
part 1 part 2


Professor Layton talks to Tingle's fellow whores, and finds out that Tingle was one of the higher priced skanks. He was willing to do that "freaky stuff". He kept all his customers under wraps though.
(sorry for the shoddy quality of my pens, higher quality here.)

Hopefully my brain is working again and hope you all enjoyed.
Also, this is the last week for FNF, GO PLAY FOR CRAPS SAKE, if nothing else, I'd like more people to play COD4 on 360, tourny or not.

Later all

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Humor in Videogames (With Splosion man video)
GrumpyTurtle | 12:31 PM on 07.30.2009 7 comments


So I was playing through Splosion Man, and I got to thinking about humor in videogames, and why it seems as though funny games are good, and games that try to be funny fail and aren't. Most often suck.

Lets use a recent game and an old game for examples.

Recent funny game: Splosion man.


I've played through the single player and the multiplayer. I enjoyed every moment of it and found it constantly funny, even when I had already seen what was happening.
All of Splosion man's animations, his sounds, the joy he's having from sploding, they all have a distinct humor to them that not many games can pull off.
Splosion Man is funny and it seems effortless that it is. Which is a key to humor. Don't let people know you're trying to be funny, like BMX XXX.

Crappy not funny old game: BMX XXX

Get it?! Pimps and humping pink poodles are funny!
Lord this game is horrible, but I was suckered in with the promise of boobies... The boobies were not worth the price of my soul. The writing was stupid, crass, unfunny, not creative in the slightest. How can you try so hard for humor and not even amuse an at the time teenage boy that just wants boobs?

Granted these games are in different leagues, but I just wanted to use them as examples. I can't think of a bad game that uses humor in a good way, and I can't really think of good games that try to be funny that fail.

And I've been trying to figure out why that is.
Could it be that companies that make good games have more creative people, and those people are naturally funnier?

So I wanted to bring this subject to you all, and maybe see if there is are funny crappy games out there (intentionally funny, I know Two Worlds is funny for all the wrong reasons), or a great game that fails at humor. Why do you think Tim Schafer's games are always fun to play as well as funny as balls. Why not funny and kinda meh to play, is it his oversite? Or other talented people just get sucked in towards him?

Also, I wanted an excuse to post this Video, if you haven't beat Splosion Man yet, just pass it by, but if you have and haven't seen this... Enjoy...


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A long overdue post (with art and setup 3.0)
GrumpyTurtle | 2:50 PM on 07.20.2009 18 comments


Egad it's been awhile since I posted a blog. I'll be honest, I burnt myself out, I took on way too much art in a short time and overloaded. It was quite awhile before I even wanted to hold a pencil again. But I think I'm back, and I'll try and update with art at least semi regularly.

Also things got a bit topsy turvy, my schedule switched to mornings, so my body was totally out of wack there for awhile... I was... Quite grumpy.
But all is right with the world now, and I'll try and get the story I was going to draw back on track, as well as other fan art, now that my brain is working again that is.

As I stated in my last blog, I was going to try and get a get story going, with the murder of Tingle, and the mystery of who done it. Who ever will solve it? Professor Layton that's who. So here's the next image in that saga... Sorry there's only one.


Link explains to the Professor that even though it was his sword in Tingle's back, it couldn't have been him. He pawned his sword so he could get his debilitating fairy addiction fix.
(large version here)

I think I'll take it in a new direction. We'll make this kind of like choose your own adventure...
If you'd like to see the Professor interview the pawn shop owner let me know.
OR
If you'd like to see the Professor talk to Tingle's fellow street walkers, say so.
The most votes will be the next drawing!

Also. I updated my room a bit, so it's more nerdy then ever!

My whole new shelf, thanks Ikea! I'll hopefully never have to visit you again.

I'll probably post a better blog at some point showing it and my collection off once I feel like my game room is as good as it's gonna get, but right now, I'm happy with this.

Also, Funktastic, I haven't forgotten about you, I'll be sending your stuff shortly, sorry it's taken so long, I'll be sure and throw some extra stuff in there for you.

Finally, thanks for looking, hope I'll be as stable as I was a while ago!
Later all.

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Well isn't this a nice change? (Thanks Togail!)
GrumpyTurtle | 6:12 AM on 04.29.2009 14 comments


So this is a nice little announcement for me, I'm going to be trying something different for a little bit. You'll still get to see the same messed up disturbing imagery you've come to expect from me, but it's going to be slightly more controlled.

I'll be trying a story format, where I try and tell a bit of a tale in one image chunks. I wanted to start it with a bang, and what better way then getting another Dtoid artist involved? So here's the first image with colors by Togail


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Professor Layton and the Bi-Curious Village

(thanks to Togail for coming up with the title)

Each post the Professor will be trying to unravel the mystery of who killed the local prostitute Tingle in the land of Video games... Oh the characters he'll meet!
(and no, it's not as obvious as you think it is)

And there will more then likely be more help from Togail, so look forward to that to!

Hope you all enjoyed, I'll try and make this an enjoyable ride.

Big thanks again Togail!
Later

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I play pretty much any kind of game aside from racing and sports game, though i do dabble in the racing world now and then.

Currently playing: Lost Odyssey(2nd time), Super Spike Volleyball, Rockband2, Chip and Dale, COD4, Burnout Paradise, Left 4 Dead, Zookeeper, Peggle, Tetris DS,(allways and forever)

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Oh, and I do some art too.. Past posts(and flickr)

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Collection:

NES:
Platoon(blarg)
Yo Noid(bought this as a joke for a friend)
3-D World Runner
Bases Loaded 2
Bigfoot
Defender 2
Tetris
Mario Bros
Super Spike Volleyball/Nintendo World Cup
Solstice
Kirby's Adventure
Dragon Warrior
StarTropics
Duck Tales

SNES:
(Boxed)
Aero The Acrobat
Chrono Trigger
Demon's Crest
Fatal Fury 2
Illusion of Gaia
Kirby's Avalanche
Kirby's Dream Course
Legend
Mega Man X
Ranma 1/2
Super Return of the Jedi
Secret of Evermore
Secret of Mana
Super Street Fighter 2
X-men
(non boxed)
Super Mario World
Mario Allstars
Yoshi's Island
Uniracers
Aladdin
Mega Man Soccer
Super Gameboy
(girlfriend's nonboxed games)
Donkey Kong Country
Barbie
Beethoven
Pink goes the Hollywood
Blues Brothers
Mario is Missing
The great Waldo Search
Wheel of Forture
Jeopardy
Mortal Kombat 3

N64
(Boxed)
Banjo Kazooie
Banjo Tooie
Conker
Diddy Kong Racing
Donkey Kong64
Goldeneye
Mario Kart64
Mario Party
Perfect Dark
Super Mario64
Starfox64
South Park
Super Smash Brothers
Star Wars Rogue Squadron
Zelda Oot
Zelda MM

PS
Brave Fencer Musashi
Bushido Blade
Bushido Blade 2
Breath of Fire 3
Castlevania SotN
Crash Bandicoot
Crash Bandicoot 2
Crusader: No remorse
Chrono Cross
Darkstalkers 3
Dead or Alive
Fear effect
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy IX
Final Fantasy Anthology
Gran Turismo 2
Lunar Silver Star Story
King of Fighters 98
Mega Man X4
Metal Gear Solid
Parasite Eve
Pocket Fighter
Resident Evil Director's Cut
Resident Evil 2
RPG Maker
Samurai Showdown III
Silent Hill
Street Fighter Alpha 3
Thousand Arms
Tomb Raider
Tomba
X-men: Children of the Atom

PS2
Alien hominid
Beyond Good & Evil
Bully
Capcom Vs. SNK 2
Grand Theft Auto III
GTA Vice City
GTA SA
Guitar Hero
Guitar Hero 2
Guilty Gear Isuka
Hitman 2
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts 2
Okami
Prince of Persia The two thrones
Silent Hill 2
Silent Hill 3
Silent Hill The Room
Street Fighter Alpha Anthology
Katamari Damacy
We Love Katamari

Xbox
Sega GT/Jet Set Radio
Burnout Revenge
Conker
Halo
Psychonauts
Riddick
Star Wars Kotor

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