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A bold diatribe from an "elitist"
Groboh The Uncouth Barbarian | 7:23 PM on 09.08.2009 34 comments


There exists a certain societal impossibility when it comes to defending the gamer identity and the moniker of being a “gamer.” Although I am in high school, and it would be more culturally expected to profess my “juvenile” hobby, I remain reticent about such disclosure. Why? Because of the mass of filth that frequent major social gaming outlets and plague communities like my DotA.

There are a few strong and bright men who are covertly attempting to elevate the hobby of gaming to something more than acts of moral turpitude. These strong men care about neglected factors such as narrative, and character development in a climate consisting mostly of adrenaline-based action titles and shallow sports clones. These strong men, shouldn’t be confused with elitists, a word Magnalon loves to throw around. Not everyone who enjoys, say Bioshock, based on its narrative rather than its action elements is an elitist. Nor is it condescending to demand that gamers shape up and adapt a unified code of ethics described below:

1. Do not abusively treat other players verbally (e.g. trash talking)
2. Do not leave games excessively and for selfish reasons
3. Do not create artificial advantages over other players (e.g. cheating, team stacking, bug exploits, etc)
4. Do not steal from other gamers (using PayPal reversal or other scamming methods)
5. Expend an appropriate level of effort (this relates to sucking: there is a difference between playing poorly and playing poorly while not giving a damn)
6. Respect the industry (buying or renting used games, en masse, is detrimental to the industry)

Regarding nr 6, I only have a brief caveat to apply because the entire topic is unfortunately not incontrovertible, and so it deserves its own blog. You’re basically only excused from buying quality games at full MSRP if you are on wellfare. If everyone bought used games or rented then publishers would shut down studios and there wouldn’t be an industry of which to speak. Enough said, buying used is selfish and blatantly disrespects the creative minds behind our most beloved games.

Now I will admit, I fail at nr 1 because I am both demanding and judgmental when I play online. However, these basic, common-sense entities are so void in most people online that it’s impossible to ever envision a reputable gaming sub-culture. Certainly, not one that is recognized as art when this so called “art” consists mostly of financially lucrative genres such as mindless shooters and tacked-on multiplayer games.

The underlining problem is of maturity which is why gamers are usually considered petulant children. This hobby starts in childhood and the problem is people don’t disassociate from this rudimentary corollary in themselves. Their own childish gravities are inextricably bound to their avocation. As a result, any propitiousness, a desirable social trait, is tragically forlorn

The ignominy of being a gamer is best recapitulated by referring the cesspool of juvenile degenerates who populate major gaming serves around the world. The only hope rests in the secretive caucus of a few brave men (the designers of Bioshock come to mind) who seek to undergird traditionally neglected elements such as narrative, and who aspire to elevate games as a medium of aesthetics.

Let’s hope they win the fight.



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sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 19:49
sickNasty
I'd say this entire post is pretty elitist.

Also, if you want to talk about maturity, how about not using a thesaurus for every other word? You'll find that in the adult world, people respect those that can communicate clearly and succinctly.

Saturating your posts with a million multisyllabic words doesn't make people think that you are intelligent, the same way driving a hummer doesn't convince anyone that you have a large penis.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:01
de BLOO
....Sicknasty said everything really.
leiden's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:15
leiden
I like turtles.
Count Grishnack's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:16
Count Grishnack
"secretive caucus"

This and your username caused me to not give a shit about reading this.
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:35
Silverback 55
This needs more grammatically challenged cat pictures.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:37
BahamutZero
You know what? Leave him alone. I bet his entire life is an uphill struggle to meet friends. I just feel bad for him. Good luck with life dude. You're going to need it.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:40
Elsa
... for a high school student, you certainly have a big vocabulary!

In regards to your hypothesis that gamers are juvenile in their behavior, I think that when you get out into the world, when you meet older people... you'll find that "people" are juvenile in their behavior. Go into any large office... you'll find people maliciously gossiping about others, you'll find those that want to get promoted (even at the cost of cheating or lying about co-workers), you'll find scams, you'll find selfishness.

Get involved in any hobby, group or even a professional group - you'll find elitists who believe "their way is right", you'll find them denigrating opposing ideas, hardware, software, or other groups.

Such is life. I'm 47 and quite proud to be a gamer. I quite like those "mindless shooters" as I find them to be relaxing and quite social. Most of the time I'm mature... but just like every human, I too can degenerate into a juvenile... though rarely in a negative way. My sister-in-law was visiting and we played Little Big Planet most nights... and it really was like being a kid again! :)

... oh, and if you want people to respect you as a gamer, respect is earned, not given.

When you play online you'll quickly realize that skills, intelligence, vocabulary - all mean very little. The people that gain respect are leaders. They lead by being friendly, approachable, knowledgeable about the game, willing to share their knowledge. They gain respect by being fun people to game with. It's the same with gaming communities... you gain respect by being respectful. By sharing knowledge, by being approachable, friendly, knowledgeable.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:40
BahamutZero
As for what you said in your article: nobody will ever conform to your insane moral code so either go cry in the corner or take it as a loss and move on. Nobody else gives a fuck.
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:48
ghets
Im all for words and reading words and sometimes even learning new words, and i think its cool when people want to use the not so typical words to show other folks that they know lots of different words, but theres a time and a place for it. Clearly it is not here.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:52
ace of knaves
Just so you know, PAX is over, so you can quit with the FOP speak. What? Oh...
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:52
CountingConflict
Also, caucuses.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 21:03
Joanna Mueller
I think when you have been out in the world and gained a little more perspective on things you'll change your mind on some of this.

I particularly take offense to the assumption that I should pay full price for any and all games I buy because otherwise the "poor" publishers will go out of business. I have a family to care for and bills to pay, I'm not on welfare, but I don't have the surplus income that a teenager living at home with his parents and a part-time job can afford.

If you want to belt out wild accusations from the top of your soapbox why not make an argument against game piracy which I think you will concede is far more detrimental to the industry then me having to wait a year or two(or more)longer than everyone else to buy my games at used discounts.

Furthermore, you invalidate your own argument because everybody simply cannot buy their games used, how would they become used? I have a greater concern that newspapers and printed magazines will die as a result of technology than that games companies will go out of business because of used game sales and rentals. This is already happening, whereas the game industry seems to be doing relatively well. I'll save my tears for now.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 21:11
Tubatic
Nice rules, if a little ideal.

But getting everyone to follow them all the time? Not very likely.

Elsa says some very wise things about respect. She's pretty good about wisdom and things. :)

Also, you seem sort of familiar.

But the guy I'm thinking of didn't wear glasses... so you can't be him...
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 21:22
Nicojay2
Pff, no way near elitist enough, plebian.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 21:34
ChronosWing
Psh, Hoborg you know it's against the rules to make another account once you've been banned. You can now leave.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 21:40
Usedtabe
@Chronoswing: Exactly what I was thinking. Sounds like Hoborg.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 22:46
bluexy
Your arrogance is disgusting. Despite your obvious efforts to show your superiority through a thesaurus, your sentence structure and grammar are sub-par and the points you're trying to make are all buried underneath your gibberish.

When you go to college, or hopefully before that, you'll discover the best way to explain complex subjects is through simple terms. Until then, fuck off.

Also, caucuses lol
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 22:48
robotbebop
Usedtabe: Groboh <-> hoborG

Come on guys. Let's go do something else.
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 22:50
robotbebop
Also, hoborg.. It's one thing that you came back. I mean I was expecting it. But don't fucking insult our intelligence. Groboh? Really?
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 22:54
Tubatic
@Robotbebop

But this guy has a PS3! It simply can't be that other guy!

Also the other guy was already in graduate school college, and Jake here is in high schools!

Next you'll tell me Batman is Bruce Wayne. Psh!
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 22:55
robotbebop
Tubatic: Batman is bruce wayne?! way to spoil it for me, GOD.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 22:59
Tubatic
Batman IS Bruce Wayne?!!?!??! Oh SNAPE!
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:04
robotbebop
What a scoop! I better let Clark Kent know
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:08
sickNasty
What's a Batman?
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:35
Joanna Mueller
@ Chrono, yeah that was pretty much my thought when I read it, but it still annoys me. To bad we can't vote blogs down yet.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 00:02
norm9
Welcome!
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 00:13
ChronosWing
Stick it up your ass, no one is buying it, go post some more anti gay shit so you can hurry up and get banned a second time.
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 00:18
ArcticFox
Hey Hoborg, we missed your unique and closeminded trolling!
BlackSunEmpire's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 05:33
BlackSunEmpire
I thought you sounded like Hoborg a blog or 2 ago, and I was going to comment this time, but it looks like I missed the unmasking.

And Hoborg, get a new bit, thesaurus is boring.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 05:52
Chris Carter
HOBORG!

Anyone else seen Curb Your Enthusiasm?

In it, Larry David's wife rags on him for making up a "moral code" that everyone has to follow, and no one likes him for.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 20:19
PappaDukes


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