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A sad reflection on the current situation here in the clogs
Gregor | 8:18 PM on 08.20.2007 7 comments




The subject of spoilers is a controversial issue. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of spoilers. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, there are just not enough blues songs written about spoilers. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the aristocracy, who form the last great hope for our civilization. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on spoilers and its numerous 'industries'.

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. Back when Vealinger reamarked �the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold� [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen�s recent publication �Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, spoilers is quite good.

Nothing represents every day life better than spoilers, and I mean nothing. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to spoilers, again and again.

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. Of course, spoilers fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Interest

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? It goes with out saying that interest plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love spoilers.

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - spoilers and political feeling.

In the words of the uncompromising Bonaventure Bootlegger 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to spoilers this is clearly true. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to spoilers.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow spoilers to win our vote?

To conclude spoilers must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance, the lulz. It replenishes the self, influences the influencers, and are a joy to behold.

I shall give the final word to star Denzel Spielberg: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without spoilers by my side.' [3]

This is unacceptable. We need it to stop dtoid, I can't stand it anymore. This might be my last blog. I just can't tolerate this kind of intolerance and cruelty. Sorry.



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Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:28
Riser Glen
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say this is 100% original.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:37
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
Beautifully written. Beautifully written. [1]
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 20:37
Maurice Tan
[3] Hermes House Band - I will surivive (national pride/shame)
[2] some guy responding to Marx's Spectre?
[1] I fail it
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 21:56
Danmartigan
[0] Cocks
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 22:29
Aaron Mxy Yost
I either agree or disagree with whatever it is that you just said.
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