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Green Funk | 11:13 AM on 05.18.2008 17 comments


Greetings to everyone at Destructoid!

Like many I have been a lurking round the site for a couple of months before I decided to take the plunge and start up my own blog. I am not a writer by trade or even a good speller but that’s why they have spell check and every once in a while I might have something noteworthy to write about. I have somewhat of a little bio, or a stupid rant, on the side bar so check it out to get a little into my world. This is my first blog ever on any site so I am just going to let it rip in random thoughts mode.

- I really enjoy the podcasts on this site. A couple of months ago I found them and was instantly hooked. The personalities mesh well on each and they make my dull delivery job 100 times better every week.

- My favorite out of the three is easily Retroforce Go! Not that the others are bad but it always puts me in a good mood reminiscing about games I used to play and having nothing else to worry about other than beating Contra or The Legend of Zelda back in the day. The first time I heard Chad go into one his laughing fits I was right there with him laughing my ass off. And Topher, someone has to calm this guy down. He’s out of control! He makes me want to buy a Dreamcast so I have the ultimate d-pad just for Ikaruga.

- I remember hearing about a game being made including characters from Retroforce Go or something to that effect. I always thought Dyson should be able to shoot pizza rolls Gambit style or maybe a huge pizza roll like Ryu in Street Fighter. But then again he would never waste pizza rolls on enemies.

- Got to give a shout out to Jim Sterling. Love the potty mouth rants on Podtoid! I wish you would have kicked JT off his soapbox when you interviewed him. “Jiiiiiiimmmm. Jiiiiiiiiimmm! If you’re gonna keep interrupting me…” I would waste a whole can of mace on JT’s face. JT does have a FEW good points but he just goes about it the wrong way, at least when he was talking over Jim.

- My first GTAIV LOL moment: Early in the game I had to chase down the laundry mat owner for Vlad and while in pursuit I came up over a hill not knowing there was a pile of cinder blocks in the middle of the road. Going full speed I rammed the blocks and Niko flew through the windshield and on top of the pile of cinder blocks. While I was laying there a construction worker near by said “Don’t drive like an asshole!” That was the first time I had realized you can get thrown through the windshield and then the construction worker jawing at me just made me crack up.

- I ended up choosing a PS3 over an xbox360 recently when I received my economic stimulus from the government. Everyone I talk to loves their 360 with better online functionality, live arcade and a shit load of games. Trust me I would love to get a 360 but that’s a lot of money for a guy like me to spend on a system that might red ring on me in the future. I love my PS3 so far. I guess all I have to worry about now is they get their act together and catch up to the competition. It’s kind of a catch 22. Go with a company that packs the shelves with faulty consoles or a company that it taking the good old sweet time giving their fans what they want. Oh well, eventually I will own both. Plus I am really looking forward to MGS4 and Little Big Planet to name a few.

- The World Ends With You. Go try it if you own a NDS!!! It’s a fresh take on the action RPG type of game. I haven’t got very far in it yet but I am enjoying it enough that it’s eating into my GTAIV time. There is no pub at all for this game so I will do my part to spread the word.

- I wish they would make a sequel to Freedom Fighters. I had it for the GC and it was a pretty good squad based shooter. The squad controls were simple yet effective. The story was pretty simple as well but a sweet idea you would think they want to explore in this console generation. Maybe someday.

That’s all I got for now. I look forward to meeting everyone and contributing to the community.



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godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 11:32
godkow
Thank you for actually writing something in your first post.

Welcome, don't suck!
sevink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 11:37
sevink
welcome, now I demand penace for the lack of funny images to keep my entertained in this blog....
's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 11:45
Clint
Welcome to Destructoid!

MK Wii FC: 1676-4084-2461 We should race sometime!
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 11:59
Jetsetlemming
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
cout << "Go fuck yourself";
}
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 12:01
MrSadistic
Welcome to Destructoid, I love you.
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 12:10
4knuckleshuffle
VELKEM TO EIN DESTRUCTOID! DON'T SUCK!
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 12:12
Dynamic Sheep
My PSN tag is DynamicSheep... I've got GTAIV and a desire to play at all times, so add away. Now, for your Dynamic Welcome™



Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 12:12
Dynamic Sheep
Now, if only there were a way to get that "Benny Hill" music to play along with those gifs...
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 12:16
shipero
@DynamicSheep

It'd have to be the MIDI version.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 12:22
MrSadistic
The hand in the boobs pic leaves me a bit disturbed.
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 12:26
Passionate Styos
Welcome to Dtoid and have fun man, and nice intro!

Good to see that another one loves TWEWY, that game went easily to my top ten favorite games.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 12:37
TrailerParkJesus
Welcome to Destructoid. Way to lurk
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 13:10
razerangel
Welcome don't suck

dynamicsheep doesnt suck for example!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 13:47
atheistium
I'm glad you like the podcasts! I am upset to see you like retroforce over podcastle!!! lol kidding ;-)
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 14:21
Aaron Mxy Yost
Welcome hi!
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 17:54
Artemus
Who's got the funk? Green Funk!

Very nice intro, man! Helluva job! As they say here, you didn't suck.

I'm, also, a crazy NFL fan who looks forward to August, every year, for Madden. Having Favre on the cover this year is awesome! Who better to grace the cover of this year's 20th Anniversary edition than #4, the Southern slinger from Southern Mississippi!

Hey, like Super Scary Womanizing Pig Mask says, we should Kart sometime...

My super lame, Mario Kart code is:
3480-2995-4978
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