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English bloke. Binge drinker and ASBO gamer. Player of old games and new, I like tattoos, strong drinks, loud music, Scottish sun sets and traveling. I am also Determined to convince people of the merits of Fox McCloud's' thousand yard stare.


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Presented for your reading pleasure, a monologue on the crippling boredom and frustration when installing new software.



God this is so boring.... That little bar is gradually filling, but I swear time is going slower than it normally does. This reminds me of five minutes till the end of school when I was a child. Except this is so much worse. It CLAIMS I'm but minutes away from my new interactive masterpiece but I don't think it's telling me the truth. What to do.... What to do.... I could...

CHECK MY PHONE


There's usually something cool on that.... No wait there's not, it's a Tuesday evening. No ones doing anything on Facebook except complaining about their jobs or their partners. Twitter? Oh that's cool, that guy I like has made a responsibly witty observation. Just gonna pull refresh,.. And nothing's happened. Sigh, don't wanna start up a mobile game, that seems wrong whist waiting for this new game to load. All the Destructoid fairies will be asleep as I'm on the other side of the planet. 14%? Is that all? Are you kidding me? I suppose I could....

MAKE A DRINK


But it's only 8 o'clock. I really want a martini or a whiskey.... But that seems a little of an overreaction to a small bar moving very very slowly. Damn, has the Playstation froze? No, it seems to be okay... Still making all that noise like a 56K dial up, I'll settle for a coke. It's too early for beer, and it's too.... TUESDAY to get drunk. Perhaps it's closer to being ready. 29%? You kidding! This is worse than Metal Gear Solid 4! I can feel desperation creeping up my spine, time to....

STARE AT THE WALL


I mean really stare. I don't think I've ever stared at this wall so intently. Look a crack! The woman in the shop said Snowfall would be a calmingcolor, but I don't feel remotelycalm. I've been working all day and all I want to do is slaughter/race against/punch in the face a few losers/zombies/poorly thought through antagonists. Man, this wall is making it worse. Dammit I'm gonna...

PUT SOME MUSIC ON


The following songs make watching a bar fill up much, much worse:

[font=Times New Roman] [/font]The Mexican hat dance
[font=Times New Roman] [/font]Surfin' bird - the Trashmen
[font=Times New Roman] [/font]The Spanish flea
[font=Times New Roman] [/font]Popcorn - Gershon Kingsley
[font=Times New Roman] [/font]Vienna - Ultravox
[font=Times New Roman] [/font]Time is running out - Muse

Dammit, that's not helped I'm gonna...

LOOK OUT THE WINDOW


Man look at all those people who aren't waiting for a bar to fill. That girls out jogging! That's a really healthy thing to do! Maybe I should go out running? Nah, what if there was a tiny amount of burning coal on my new game and my telly is about to burst into flames, I'd want to be here for that. Aww its starting to rain, I made the right decision. Ah 69%?!? Are you kidding me? Although... That gives me an idea...

MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY



Ah, nearly there....shoulda started with this... Much needed.... Aww damn is that the intro starting!?!





Awwww this is awkward.
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