Sega Rally Revo Demo Revo-view

Can a game be so utterly banal that you forget you’ve played mere seconds after you turned it off? With bright, semi-cartoonish graphics and barely there gameplay I couldn’t helped but be reminded of Ridge Racer 4, or was it 5, possibly 3? The game just feels old, like a used car with a new paint job. And heres a short story about dipping my car in a vat of chocolate cool-whip: No. They say ‘Revo’ I say ‘Retro’, lets call the whole thing off.

For:
Japanaddicts
Techno junkies
Cos-players
Frat boys
Pre-schoolers
Disco Stu
Warcrafters
Nintendorks
Hipsters
Your Mom
Retarded Mongoloids
Gear heads
Combo kings
Arm chair Rommels
Frag Hounds


MMmmmm chocolate cool-whip