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Grapefruit Juice avatar 5:56 PM on 09.19.2007
Sega Rally Revo Demo Revo-view

Can a game be so utterly banal that you forget you’ve played mere seconds after you turned it off? With bright, semi-cartoonish graphics and barely there gameplay I couldn’t helped but be reminded of Ridge Racer 4, or was it 5, possibly 3? The game just feels old, like a used car with a new paint job. And heres a short story about dipping my car in a vat of chocolate cool-whip: No. They say ‘Revo’ I say ‘Retro’, lets call the whole thing off.

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MMmmmm chocolate cool-whip

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