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My Long Awaited Bioshock Demo review
Grapefruit Juice | 11:51 AM on 08.22.2007 13 comments


Bioshock: So, what am I supposed to be in awe of again? I forgot. Is it the tried and true (read – old) FPS gameplay? A health bar? A jump button? The revolution will be televised (albeit with the top and bottom of the picture cropped out). The over-hyped yet underwhelming art design? Ooo, a scary little girl, ZZzzzz. All hail the ‘Game of the Year’. "My spirit is snoring!"


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Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 11:56
Neonie
Your reviewing the Demo after the game has come out?

Way to go sony fanboy.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 11:57
BlindsideDork
This smells of failure...
slorojo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 11:58
slorojo
This is the most amazing blog I've ever read. No really.


It is.


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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 12:04
blehman
You must be kidding slorojo! What about Wiisucks blogs? Those are kittens and tits!
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 12:09
BluFire
Put on your flame helmet, Grapefruit Juice!
Banj's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 12:32
Banj
I too like to fly in the face of popular opinion for it's own sake, although courting controversy does tend to make you look like bellend.

...just saying
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 12:49
Justice
Disappointed Grapefruit, it's probs because you changed your avatar again.

tut tut!
Grapefruit Juice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 12:52
Grapefruit Juice
If only I could blog about super smash brothers all day... then everyone would like me...

Grapefruit Juice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 12:59
Grapefruit Juice
Sorry Justice
King Stewie > Kitten frog
but here..
Grapefruit Juice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 13:01
Grapefruit Juice
Hind-sight is 20/20, but in my case, so is fore-sight. Over-hyped, under-whelming, game-of-the-year. Also, probaly the most-traded-in-game-of-the-year behind Madden 07.
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