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My Long Awaited Bioshock Demo review
Grapefruit Juice \| 11:51 AM on 08.22.2007	11 comments

Bioshock: So, what am I supposed to be in awe of again? I forgot. Is it the tried and true (read – old) FPS gameplay? A health bar? A jump button? The revolution will be televised (albeit with the top and bottom of the picture cropped out). The over-hyped yet underwhelming art design? Ooo, a scary little girl, ZZzzzz. All hail the ‘Game of the Year’. "My spirit is snoring!"

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10 comments | showing # 1 to 10

Neonie

Your reviewing the Demo after the game has come out?

Way to go sony fanboy.

BlindsideDork

This smells of failure...

slorojo

This is the most amazing blog I've ever read. No really.

It is.

....

blehman

You must be kidding slorojo! What about Wiisucks blogs? Those are kittens and tits!

BluFire

Put on your flame helmet, Grapefruit Juice!

Banj

I too like to fly in the face of popular opinion for it's own sake, although courting controversy does tend to make you look like bellend.

...just saying

Justice

Disappointed Grapefruit, it's probs because you changed your avatar again.

tut tut!

Grapefruit Juice

If only I could blog about super smash brothers all day... then everyone would like me...

Grapefruit Juice

Sorry Justice
King Stewie > Kitten frog
but here..

Grapefruit Juice

Hind-sight is 20/20, but in my case, so is fore-sight. Over-hyped, under-whelming, game-of-the-year. Also, probaly the most-traded-in-game-of-the-year behind Madden 07.

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