From MrCHUPON's blog post concerning an idiotic conversation at a Gamestop.

From an innocuous line of commenting comes this;


But wait, theres more;


And more;

Worst. Demo. Ever.



I cant even fathom((sp) Thanks King3vbo!! your super spelling powers have saved the day!) why they would even bother to put this up. Its like watching a trailer for '300' and all you see is the Spartans marching out of town, and its not even that interesting.

Can a game be so utterly banal that you forget you’ve played mere seconds after you turned it off? With bright, semi-cartoonish graphics and barely there gameplay I couldn’t helped but be reminded of Ridge Racer 4, or was it 5, possibly 3? The game just feels old, like a used car with a new paint job. And heres a short story about dipping my car in a vat of chocolate cool-whip: No. They say ‘Revo’ I say ‘Retro’, lets call the whole thing off.

For:
Japanaddicts
Techno junkies
Cos-players
Frat boys
Pre-schoolers
Disco Stu
Warcrafters
Nintendorks
Hipsters
Your Mom
Retarded Mongoloids
Gear heads
Combo kings
Arm chair Rommels
Frag Hounds


MMmmmm chocolate cool-whip

[b]Look what I found in my in-box;
Your tears are a soothing balm for my soul.[/b]

Welcome to the Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer BETA!

Congratulations on being selected to participate in the public
multiplayer
BETA for Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

Your Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer BETA Token is:

PC6X4-*****-*****-*****-*****

To download the Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer BETA please
follow the following steps:

1) Turn on your Xbox 360 entertainment console.

2) Go to the MARKETPLACE Blade.

3) Select Redeem Code from the available menu.

4) Enter the Token found above in the available field.

5) Select Download Now.

Upon completion of the download, you may choose to 'Play Now' to
immediately
start enjoying the Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer BETA, or
for
all future attempts, you can choose the Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
BETA
in the 'Demos and More' menu of your 'GAMES' blade on the Xbox 360
Dashboard.

Space Giraffe: Hey, look everybody! It’s a Tempest clone with Windows Media Player visualizations tossed in to obscure the gameplay! But wait! That’s not all, you also get levels shown from such an angle that you cant see half the field. And that’s only in the 1st 10 levels, imagine how badly designed the other 90 are. On second thought don't. Heres an idea, give us the original Tempest on XBLA so we can forget about this visual turd.

For:
Japanaddicts
Techno junkies
Cos-players
Frat boys
Pre-schoolers
Disco Stu
Warcrafters
Nintendorks
Hipsters
Your Mom
Retarded Mongoloids
Gear heads
Combo kings
Arm chair Rommels
Frag Hounds

Bioshock: So, what am I supposed to be in awe of again? I forgot. Is it the tried and true (read – old) FPS gameplay? A health bar? A jump button? The revolution will be televised (albeit with the top and bottom of the picture cropped out). The over-hyped yet underwhelming art design? Ooo, a scary little girl, ZZzzzz. All hail the ‘Game of the Year’. "My spirit is snoring!"


For:
Japanaddicts
Techno junkies
Cos-players
Frat boys
Pre-schoolers
Warcrafters
Nintendorks
Hipsters
Your Mom
Retarded Mongoloids
Gear heads
Combo kings
Arm chair Rommels
Frag Hounds