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My Ideal Super Smash Brothers Cutlist
GrandMasterDeffStar | 8:21 PM on 03.22.2008 9 comments


Now I don't claim to know a whole lot about modern video games in general, but I do know a whole lot about iconic characters, and as a nerd I absolutely love crossovers. I love them in comic books, action cartoons, and fanfiction but I especially love them in fighter video games because you can take control of a character and go head to head in nerdfest dream matches. However, there are a few things about these crossovers that piss me off. One of them is clones; I hate clone characters because it just shouts "LAZY" and just fills up character spots in the game (the only one's I'll except are Ken and Ryu). The second thing that bothers me even more are non-iconic characters/crappy characters taking up character slots in what are supposed to be games that bring together the best of the best.

Now when it comes creating my ideal Smash cast, I applied the two points of my philosophy states above and added a third. The third being that the character in question has to fit the look and feel of the game. For example, the SSB games feature predominantly Nintendo characters which happen to have a more "cartoony" type design to them. Now obviously this doesn't apply to characters like Samus and Link, but in general this is true, and because of that we can't, no matter how much we want to, add certain characters that have more of a realistic design to a game like this...it just doesn't look right. You wouldn't have Iron Man and the Hulk take on the Animaniacs, would you? Well, maybe you would...but it wouldn't look right, and you know it.

Now I understand that certain characters that make my list are considered to be "bad" characters in regards to fighting ability in the game, but sometimes, how iconic a character is trumps how good or bad they are. So without further delay, here is my ideal Smash cast. At the end, I'll address why certain characters wouldn't make my cut:

Mario- 'nuff said
Luigi- 'nuff said
Peach-
Bowser-too iconic to be left out
Yoshi-O.G.
Wario-he farts.
Donkey Kong-O.G.
King K. Rool-he could have potential
Link-O.G.
Ganondorf- give him that big ass sword and his own move set.
Zelda/Sheik
Kirby-O.G.
Metaknight- just plain cool
Sonic- come on, it's Sonic the Hedghog
Dr. Robotnik- flying around in that pod could provide a cool move set
Samus Aran-O.G.
Pit-
Mr. Game and Watch- I enjoy watching people kick ass with this guy and he's very unique.
Ness-O.G.
Marth
Captain Falcon-O.G.
Fox McCloud-O.G
Ash (with Charizard, Venusaur, and Blastoise)- arguable the 3 best pokemon in one.
Bomberman- could have an interesting move set
Mega Man- let's be honest, he should have been in Brawl
Little Mac-
Pac-Man- for the same reason as Game and Watch...it would be hilarious to see.
Hammer Brother- I just think they're cool enemies. Maybe Give Boom-Boom some hammers and call him Super Hammer Brother or something.

You're a loser, Billy!: Those that didn't make it:
Jigglypuff, Pichu, Pikachu, Mewtwo, Lucario- With the Ash trainer character, you get the "Big 3" pokemon and don't need more, and I just plain hate pikachu.
Diddy Kong- we already have the Big Guy, and don't need another.
Young Link, Toon Link, Falco, Lucas, Wolf O'Donnel, Ike, and Roy- already have similar counterpart characters in the game.
ROB, King Dedede, ice Climbers, - just retarded.
Dr. Mario, Zero Suit Samus,- just plain unnecessary
Snake- doesn't fit the look of the game, in my opinion.

So for better or for worse that's what i believe. Flame on!



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Blake's Destructoid Blog
And just WHO is Ike's counterpart, again?
Segasonicdude's Destructoid Blog
Snake?...Snake?!?....SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IceMax's Destructoid Blog
have you even played the game? most of the 'clones' play nothing like their base characters. Lucas plays completely different from Ness, and Fox, Falco, and Wolf all have different moves. also, how is zero suit samus unnecessary?
B-Radicate's Destructoid Blog
A) Diddy is wholly different than DK and deserves a roster spot, as do ROB, Dedede, and Ice Climbers
B) Snake fits perfectly and is a great deal of fun to play with
C) Pikachu and Lucario are the most recognizable Pokemon of the entire franchise and the most interesting character introduced this round, respectively. Lucario's ability to deal more damage the more he gets hurt is a powerful dynamic that, in the right hands, can be devastating and frightening to play against at the same time. They deserve to be in.
D) Little Mac would simply punch, much like Snake already does. His spot as a Trophy suits me fine.
E) Mega Man, Bomberman, Robotnik, and Pac-Man all deserve spots as they could each have unique styles adapted from moves strewn across the existing movesets pretty effortlessly and still be a blast to play as. Agreed.
F) King K. Rool... a stretch... but only deserves a spot 'cause of being DK's evil nemesis (although technically that should go to Mario).
G) Ok, I'm done.
F Whipple's Destructoid Blog
Ike doesn't get in?? Are you high? Aside from having a sword and counter he has nothing in common with Marth, most noteably the lack of a tiara.
Fleet3000's Destructoid Blog
Ike is the shit. marth is just not nearly as powerful as him, but him and marth are both unique characters. yes they have similar moves, but their speeds, powers, sword lengths, whatnot are all different.

argh.
MasterMS's Destructoid Blog
I wanted Megaman and Bomberman so much in this game. I also don't like Zero Suit Samus. They should have just left her out, and the fact that the final smashes are constantly causing her to change is annoying.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Yeah, it would’ve been cool to see Mega Man in Brawl. But what’s wrong with Pikachu? He’s the only character I can play as, because his moveset has pretty much been the same throughout the series. And he’s so damn cute.
marko72's Destructoid Blog
Zero Suit Samus should've been nude...


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 about me

I'm just your everyday comic book nerd from Long Island, New York studying Biology, that has just gotten back into video games after a one-generation hiatus. While I enjoy all the consoles, Nintendo will always be my favorite (although the seeming mediocrity of the Gamecube is part of the reason why I stopped playing games). My first console was the Super Nintendo back in 1991 followed by the Nintendo 64 in 1997, and the Nintendo Entertainment System a short time later (weird order, i know). At this time my younger brother decided to branch off to the SONY Playstation systems, a place where he remains today. After the N64, I began to feel that I was outgrowing video games and had completely stopped playing by the time the Gamecube came out. With a PS2 in the house, I didn't feel it was necessary to go out and get the Gamecube. After trying out a friend's Wii, I was completely hooked once again. At first I thought the controls were stupid, but after actually trying it out I couldn't believe how fitting they actually were. I purchased my own Wii in August 2007, and am really enjoying the Virtual Console feature where I can play old-school NES, SNES, and Sega Genesis games games that I always wanted to (can you believe I have never played completely through Sonic the Hedgehog?). After beating The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Super Mario Galaxy, I am really feeling like a kid again with this system and am really glad that I decided to go back to video games. I also have a Gameboy SP and a Nintendo DS, both of which kick ass. In the end, I am a casual gamer and I know that some people in the video game community don't take kindly to that for some reason, but I do feel that I have the knowledge and the skills to not only play this generation's video games, but to talk and debate about them as well.

Here are some of my favorite games:
Super Mario Brothers
Super Mario Brothers 3
Super Mario World
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
Super Mario 64
Super Mario Galaxy
Donkey Kong Country 1 and 2
Donkey Kong 64
Medal of Honor: Frontline
Metroid Prime
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