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Sony is EVIL! Price cut is a lie!!!
GoldenGamerXero | 3:28 AM on 08.20.2009 17 comments


Yes yes a PS3 price cut happened but that doesn't change a thing as Sony is still an EVIL company for reason I shall now present! I read on a forum that I don't remember now that Sony is not going to let us change the hard drives on the new PS3 Slim! It's obvious that Sony has taken it upon themselves to lie to EVERY gaming site on the internet that they will to trick us all!



Oh and the PS3 with a price cut is still too expensive! It should be $100 as it duesn't haves the backwards compan- cofahr- compur- thingy that even the WII has (and everyone knows the Wii is shite!) Everyone knows that the only console allowed to cost more than $250 is the Xbox Elite because the Xbox has more games and is better and if you don't think so you're a FAG! So you should go back to fagtown and play on the faggy-go-round while I fuck you mother!

Also the only reason it does not has backwards conphanablutity is because Sony is money hungry and greedy and just wants to keep sell the PS2 more more longer because they are greedy little jews! Mircosoft is never greedy as Xbox Live isn't free because it's better than Playstation Live and the only reason ads are there is because they think I will need more Pepsi and the backgrounds aren't free because they are on Xbox and are darefour betterer than the PS3 ones!

Sony is the only being greedy as it's not like they were losing money from PS3 and needed the money cuz I heard from this friend who has a cousin who read on a forum that someone knew someone from Sony who heard from one of the Sony heads in a toilet THAT IT WAS ALL A LIE! Yes PS3 users were all fooled into believing it as well as they are stupid little fanboys who all want to have sex with their PS3s! I'm not a fanboy because I fucking said I'm not and if you say I am then I'll be very angry!



The Wii is failing now (Yeah the Wii is failing in Japan this week by selling 2million consoles instead of 2.1million! That means that it's dying and stuff!) because no one wants to buy motion controls because motion controls are stupid and not HARDCORE and the Sony Wand is going to be stupid and not HARDCORE! Project Natal isn't not HARDCORE because it has Peter Mouldyneux behind it and he's a genius because he said Fable was going to be the greatest thing ever!

Even though it wern't all that good he sayed Fable II would be better and even though it wasn't I didn't care because he's making Fable III now. If he fucked up twice before it means he'll DEFINATELY get it right this time. Project Natal is also cool because it doesn't have a a pink ball on the end of it that my friend Chad says looks like a dildo and he would know because he says he likes to put them up his but to see if they'er ripe. Wiimote and Sony Wand are gay because they look like dildoes and Project Natal isn't because you can do cool stuff like touch little boys!



Sony FAGBOYS say that the 360 has a 50% chance of RRoD but I think that's a lie because only 3 of my 7 360s RRoDed and the rest just stopped turning on but that's good. Sony doesn't want you to have a life because the PS3 has free online and a low fail rate because they want you to just keep on buying games and never stop playing! Xboxes shut down themselves so you can take a 1 and a half week break from gaming to go outside and things and that's really cool of mircosoft!

In short Sony is bad and everyone should get a 360 because PS3s are for n00bs and 360 are teh awesomesause pwnage fests! Also I am not a fanboy as I own all 3 consoles and that makes me not a fanboy. I own all consoles but just think that the 360 is best and the wii and PS3 are for losers jew fags who sleep with pigs. If you don'tent believe me you can have my XBL, PSN and Wii Number

XBL: 3604ever

PSN: Fuck you for having PS3

Wii: 0031 7893 Fuck the Wii



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de BLOO's Destructoid Blog
Almost dood.

Almost.
Mr Wrighty 987's Destructoid Blog
Well done sir, i lol'd
GoldenGamerXero's Destructoid Blog
@De Bloo

What did I do wrong? Was I not troll enough for you! Come on man I said "Faggy-Go-Round" what more do you want from me!
garison's Destructoid Blog
HAHA! Blog of the century!
KrazyKraut's Destructoid Blog
Smells like Jim....
Volomon's Destructoid Blog
I remember when I opened my blog with evil troll hate speech, ahh that was the day. Way to enter the boards I say. I did it with more skill though, probably why I own a PS3.
GoldenGamerXero's Destructoid Blog
@Volomon

Well I've done blogs before this one but I was just in the mood for some faux trolling.

@Krazykraut

Jim didn't invent the art of faux trolling. He just takes it to the next level.
Jack Maverick's Destructoid Blog
PS3s would be better if they were free, amirite?
Riegel88's Destructoid Blog
sarcasm much?
GoldenGamerXero's Destructoid Blog
@Jack Maverick

It's the only way I'll touch a CON-Hole made by PHony!

@Riegel88

Yes. Yes it is.
squirrelyg's Destructoid Blog
I lol'd. You sir have made my morning.
VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
This was great. Well done, Golden.
Brlito's Destructoid Blog
Very nice :D I laughed. But you made it too obvious.
GoldenGamerXero's Destructoid Blog
@Brilto

What part do you think made it obvious? Wasit the spelling errors, the overuse of gay jew stereotypes or the obessive love of Sir big balls or as you call it Mircosoft? Don't you dare say it was the ALL CAPS BECAUSE ALL CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR KEWL!
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
Needs more top 10.
GoldenGamerXero's Destructoid Blog
@Naim Master

NO! Top Ten needs to die!
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
but the children.


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Hey I'm Xero I'm a young gamer (15) who seems to be one of the few that don't have some needless console fanboyism. I mostly buy Nintendo Products but that's only because well I like the stuff but don't worry I don't pass up good games just because there not Nintendo (I don't own an XBox or PS3 because I alreadly have regular acess to them) So yeah that's pretty much me. I'll probably start blogging when I have the time.

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Pokemon Platinum.

Little king's story.

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