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Hey I'm Xero I'm a gamer who seems to be one of the few that don't have some needless console fanboyism. I mostly buy Nintendo Products but that's only because well I like the stuff but don't worry I don't pass up good games just because there not Nintendo (I don't own an XBox or PS3 because I already have regular access to them) Oh yeah I'm single and British. Any takers? Anyone?

My favourite series:

EARTHBOUND!

Pokemon

Mario

SuperSmashBros.

Megaman

Legend of Zelda

Metroid

Pikmin

Anything by Valve



My games on my to do list (Either wanna buy or complete):

Punch Out!
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
Sin and Punishment 2
Metroid: Other M
Zelda Wii
A Boy and His Blob
A Godamned PSP
[Fuckkkkkk! My backlog is growing every day and hat's without the DS and PC games....]

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I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.


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It's gonna be a long hard road.
But who knows? Could kick ass. Could be dangerous! Could totally suck...
What do you say bro! Join me. Let's see how far we can take this.
And for you there holding the Wii remote right now. Just press the A Button.

LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!

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Something about E3: I can't go...
GoldenGamerXero | 2:13 PM on 06.09.2010 20 comments



Jesus Christ I saw footballer's wives today on CBS because my sister can't get enough of her bad soap operas and I'll be damned if that isn't the most unhateful hate face I've seen in months.

And it’s fucking pissing me off.

I swear gaming events are up there for the title of the most wonderfully annoying pieces of news I get in my feeds/e-mail/homepage each year. Not only does every single site post the same thing for the entire duration of said event, the stuff they post is really just that freaking good. Game journalists are basically paid to write about just how great their experience playing whatever new CoD game is coming out while everyone else in the world is working.

Some of them realise how lucky they are and always seem to feel like they should add some sort of “Sorry you guys aren’t here!” or “I wish you guys could see this shit!” The worst ones are the “Don’t worry it’s not that great” ones as though they aren’t doing nothing but playing games, talking to some of the greatest people to walk the earth while having awesome hot booth babe sex orgies.

It’s totally fucking is and you totally fucking are. Don’t lie to me bitch.

E3 is like that party that all your friends go to without telling you because the party’s run by that one guy that hates your guts and even though they really wanna go and they’ll be talking about it for days they don’t say jack shit about it before at the risk of hurting your feelings before a time where they are reasonably tired and/or drunk.

So yeah.

Fuck E3.

[Xero is praying that every single one of the big three announce some sort of Wii “shit in a bowl” music just so he can get the last laugh. He also thinks that if any of you bastards gets to play Pikmin 3 before him he will be forced to rip out your spines and use them to skull fuck you. He also thinks he should remind some killjoys that he mostly joking but thinks the booth babe orgies are the most well kept secret in gaming history. He also could use some bacon right now.]



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Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2010 14:52
Xzyliac
Somebody is jealous.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2010 15:39
Elsa
A wonderful rant that expresses the fleeting thoughts many of us have... and don't want to admit to having! :)
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2010 16:08
GoldenGamerXero
Oh God I just remembered why I hate writing blogs. Pressing F5 every second to see if someone else has bothered to comment never gets fun.

@Xzyliac

I couldn't have earned my dick if I couldn't say I wasn't slightly jealous of the booth babe orgies. Seriously they're hidden deeper than the playable copy of Half-Life 3 Valve has been hiding for when people get bored of L4D.

@Elsa

I didn't expect you to agree with a blog like this. It's hard to believe that you could actually say (write) something mean. I'm trying to imagine it but it just doesn't fit.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2010 16:24
PappaDukes
What is an E3?
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2010 16:34
Handy
You know what? Fuck it! You and me Golden, we’ll hold our own E3! And we’ll have more games, and better conferences, and hotter booth babes (and booth blokes for the ladies) and we’ll call it E4, because it’s one E better!
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2010 16:43
GoldenGamerXero
@Handy

Will we have Blackjack and Hookers? You know what, forget the Blackjack.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2010 17:04
Xzyliac
Yeah, I used to be super jealous of journalist getting the pass into E3. However now that I'm off the game journalism train (mostly sorta) and onto the music journalism train I have a new direction to throw my hate filled jealously.

THOSE SMUG JOURNALIST AND ALL THOSE DAMN FREE CONCERTS! CURSE YOU ALL!!! *shakes fist*
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2010 17:14
Tony Ponce
My first year as a (semi-)professional blogger and I have to stay home again. What a tease.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2010 18:59
vApathyv
@Xzyliac

I'll, umm...refrain from mentioning the number of free concerts I've attended as crew then...we bros, bro, we bros... >.>

Though yes. I'd love to get to E3. Hell, one day, I WILL get to E3. Matter of fact, I'll get to E4. So fuck all y'all.
garethxxgod's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2010 19:15
garethxxgod
This should pretty much be everyone blog on this.
Pixel Kaiser's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2010 22:26
Pixel Kaiser
Cry some more? Try being approved to go to E3, only to have a massive 5000+ dollar debt thrown at you. That's alot of fun.

If you really want to go, you'll put more effort into your blogging and break into the journalism business. Right now you're just coming off as a whiny little boy and nobody likes those.
SteezyXL's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/09/2010 23:39
SteezyXL
@gareth: It sure as hell is me.
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2010 09:16
Trebz
You guys make your "E4." I'll just sit here and pretend I'm there. I'll have G4 on and I'll pretend that I'm walking around with Adam Sessler because I'm just that famous/cool. It's much cheaper.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2010 16:31
Monodi
I MIGHT have gone if it wasn't I am taking this summer course.
Kyogissun's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2010 17:24
Kyogissun
Ah GGX, thanks for this 'ragey' post, I needed a good laugh and sharing of feelings on the situation. XP

Better you say it and add the satirical disclaimer at the bottom, rather than give some fuckwit the opportunity of being serious and getting all 'genuinely' pissy.

@Trebz: Yeah, I feel ya on that too. And now with G4 in 'glorious' HD, it means the gaming stuff I actually care about will fit into a resolution that's worth seeing and 'isn't' some shitty 4:3 ratio.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/10/2010 17:55
bluexy
They're telling me to bring comfortable walking shoes, but why do that if I'm going to be naked having sex with booth babes the whole time? E3 is stressful.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2010 19:49
manasteel88
I'd love to go to E3, but I'd hate to work it.
RIMoonlight's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2010 23:23
RIMoonlight
@T3H Kaiser
And you're coming off as a humourless douchebag. Congrats.
Caspulex's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2010 23:41
Caspulex
I feel ya.

What's worse is personally knowing someone in the press who went to E3 and hearing it all from him.

Thank god that was my sister who dealt with that...
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