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Gamers defend Mass Effect on Amazon of all places
GoldBond \| 12:49 PM on 01.24.2008	11 comments

Sometimes, gamers can be pretty awesome.

Quote of choice:
"I'm also quite disappointed that Mrs. Lawrence would use sex appeal (the cover) to sell her book. Whether she realizes it or not there are a lot of kids in book stores today that will see this and get the wrong impression.

Image means a lot Mrs. Lawrence, and you are damaging the youth of America."

It gets even better with the user-submitted images:

Okay, the cake thing is officially funny again.

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11 comments | showing # 1 to 11

Snaileb

That picture is hilarious. What a tool.

MrSadistic

Well even though a majority of people hated the game (not myself, mind you), I'm glad that they are defending a game that was bullied on with baseless facts from some douche bag author.

GoldBond

Fox's biggest offense was that the game was marketed to kids. If that were the case, EA and Bioware would have been knee deep in alien feces way back in November.

king3vbo

Epic shoop is epic

AngelsDontBurn

I love how I'm scrolling down and the first discussion I see is..

"Cooper Lawrence is a stupid bitch."

God, that's so grade A.

GoldBond

Aaand the reviews are gone. That actually took longer than I thought. It's okay, the best has been preserved here.

Holyetheline

this is ridiculous that they've even made a big deal about teh sex0r in mass effect. PS kids don't even like ME, have you seen all the dialogs in that game? There's so much talking someone who doesn't care about the story/deep and or epic rpg elements will drop the game immediately.

GoldBond

That was eloquent.

Samit Sarkar

Aw, the 550+ (almost all negative) reviews � as well as the wonderful user shoops � have been removed by Amazon. What a shame. They were so entertaining...

moonkid

It's a shame the reviews have been taken off, the product forum is still live though it's maybe not giving the world the best impression of us gamers.
'Cooper Lawrence is a stupid bitch', highlights include:
'I think she smelled really bad when I met her'
'she has a penis'
'COOPER LAWRENCE FATHERED A BLACK BABY??????!!!!!'
'Someone tell her to suck out all that chin fat'

Most amusing but unlikely to start the games aren't evil revolution.

Gato

damn, i wasn't able to read a single one of those reviews.

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