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BABY TIPS!
GoldBond | 10:07 PM on 01.24.2008 30 comments


Don't care if this isn't game related or old, the whole world needs to see this shit, starting with Destructoid.





























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taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
This is the hardest I have loled in a lllonnng time.
shipero's Destructoid Blog
Oh, don't put baby in the drier. That makes sense.
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
Did you make these?
Gameboi's Destructoid Blog
Baby tips from a community member named after a soothing powder. Amusing :-)
Skribble's Destructoid Blog
lol so awesome
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
If only I had these a year and a half ago...
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
You are my new favorite person on Dtoid.
Jordan Devore's Destructoid Blog
I <3 you GoldBond.
LostCrichton's Destructoid Blog
epic lulz...thank you for sharing.
Jim Sterling's Destructoid Blog
Oh man, I didn't want it to end.
GoldBond's Destructoid Blog
No, I didn't make them.

My favorite has to be the diaper one. The air horn one destroyed me as well.
Yashoki's Destructoid Blog
Too fucking funny. You sir, win
velcroman's Destructoid Blog
NVGR!
kwaselow's Destructoid Blog
[Chad]AMAZING![/Chad]
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
The air horn one is great, but I love the “Introducing Baby to Pets” and “Choosing a Babysitter” ones.
Justin Villasenor's Destructoid Blog
Best parental advice EVAR.
Butterflies and Hurricanes's Destructoid Blog
The hobo as the baby sitter makes me think of an actual homeless man I saw.
He was pretty much the most disgusting man ever and had a sign leaning on his feet that said 'Will put out for a hot meal' *shivers*
Where are these from?
GoldBond's Destructoid Blog
So what kind of meal did you make him?
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog
That was hilarious, I am going to print some of these out.
tsunamikitsune's Destructoid Blog
I'm totally saving these to reference back to when I have kids some day. So I'm not supposed to use an airhorn to wake the baby? What if kissing it on the head doesn't work? Then the airhorn?

Oh, I know. I could pick it up, throw it across the room, and scream "THINK FAST" so it has to wake up and land safely on its legs.

Good thing babies always land on their feet, right? :D
Knives's Destructoid Blog
This is the best parenting guide ever.
GoldBond's Destructoid Blog
Awesome! Now can some of you read my Link's Awakening hate blog post and give me shit?
Gato's Destructoid Blog
You're my new best friend.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
My god I lol'd hard. Don't put the baby in the dresser for sleepytime. Or at least half the baby.
GoldBond's Destructoid Blog
Awesome! Now can some of you read my Link's Awakening hate blog post and give me shit?
MissHinasaki's Destructoid Blog
Wow. Nothing this game related has ever had so much EPIC WIN.
007's Destructoid Blog
For some weird, unknown reason.... I laughed.
GoldBond's Destructoid Blog
Because baby torment is hilarious. Why? Because they don't know what torment is.


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