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GoldBond
10:07 PM on 01.24.2008

Don't care if this isn't game related or old, the whole world needs to see this shit, starting with Destructoid.






























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This is the hardest I have loled in a lllonnng time.
Oh, don't put baby in the drier. That makes sense.
Did you make these?
Baby tips from a community member named after a soothing powder. Amusing :-)
lol so awesome
If only I had these a year and a half ago...
You are my new favorite person on Dtoid.
I <3 you GoldBond.
epic lulz...thank you for sharing.
Oh man, I didn't want it to end.
No, I didn't make them.

My favorite has to be the diaper one. The air horn one destroyed me as well.
Too fucking funny. You sir, win
[Chad]AMAZING![/Chad]
The air horn one is great, but I love the “Introducing Baby to Pets” and “Choosing a Babysitter” ones.
Best parental advice EVAR.
The hobo as the baby sitter makes me think of an actual homeless man I saw.
He was pretty much the most disgusting man ever and had a sign leaning on his feet that said 'Will put out for a hot meal' *shivers*
Where are these from?
So what kind of meal did you make him?
That was hilarious, I am going to print some of these out.
I'm totally saving these to reference back to when I have kids some day. So I'm not supposed to use an airhorn to wake the baby? What if kissing it on the head doesn't work? Then the airhorn?

Oh, I know. I could pick it up, throw it across the room, and scream "THINK FAST" so it has to wake up and land safely on its legs.

Good thing babies always land on their feet, right? :D
This is the best parenting guide ever.
Awesome! Now can some of you read my Link's Awakening hate blog post and give me shit?
You're my new best friend.
My god I lol'd hard. Don't put the baby in the dresser for sleepytime. Or at least half the baby.
Awesome! Now can some of you read my Link's Awakening hate blog post and give me shit?
Wow. Nothing this game related has ever had so much EPIC WIN.
For some weird, unknown reason.... I laughed.
Because baby torment is hilarious. Why? Because they don't know what torment is.

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