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BABY TIPS!
GoldBond | 10:07 PM on 01.24.2008 31 comments


Don't care if this isn't game related or old, the whole world needs to see this shit, starting with Destructoid.





























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30 comments | showing # 1 to 30
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taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 22:31
taumpytears
This is the hardest I have loled in a lllonnng time.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 22:32
shipero
Oh, don't put baby in the drier. That makes sense.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 22:38
taumpytears
Did you make these?
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 22:40
Gameboi
Baby tips from a community member named after a soothing powder. Amusing :-)
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 22:42
Skribble
lol so awesome
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 22:45
Aaron Mxy Yost
If only I had these a year and a half ago...
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 22:50
tazarthayoot
You are my new favorite person on Dtoid.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 22:50
Jordan Devore
I <3 you GoldBond.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 22:51
LostCrichton
epic lulz...thank you for sharing.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 22:53
Jim Sterling
Oh man, I didn't want it to end.
GoldBond's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 23:12
GoldBond
No, I didn't make them.

My favorite has to be the diaper one. The air horn one destroyed me as well.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 23:20
Yashoki
Too fucking funny. You sir, win
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 23:20
velcroman
NVGR!
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 23:22
kwaselow
[Chad]AMAZING![/Chad]
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 23:23
Samit Sarkar
The air horn one is great, but I love the “Introducing Baby to Pets” and “Choosing a Babysitter” ones.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 23:42
Justin Villasenor
Best parental advice EVAR.
Butterflies and Hurricanes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2008 23:55
Butterflies and Hurricanes
The hobo as the baby sitter makes me think of an actual homeless man I saw.
He was pretty much the most disgusting man ever and had a sign leaning on his feet that said 'Will put out for a hot meal' *shivers*
Where are these from?
GoldBond's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 00:08
GoldBond
So what kind of meal did you make him?
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 00:32
13thDragon
That was hilarious, I am going to print some of these out.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 00:58
tsunamikitsune
I'm totally saving these to reference back to when I have kids some day. So I'm not supposed to use an airhorn to wake the baby? What if kissing it on the head doesn't work? Then the airhorn?

Oh, I know. I could pick it up, throw it across the room, and scream "THINK FAST" so it has to wake up and land safely on its legs.

Good thing babies always land on their feet, right? :D
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 01:00
Knivy
This is the best parenting guide ever.
GoldBond's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 01:20
GoldBond
Awesome! Now can some of you read my Link's Awakening hate blog post and give me shit?
Gato's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 03:22
Gato
You're my new best friend.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 08:30
blehman
My god I lol'd hard. Don't put the baby in the dresser for sleepytime. Or at least half the baby.
GoldBond's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 09:54
GoldBond
Awesome! Now can some of you read my Link's Awakening hate blog post and give me shit?
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 14:30
MissHinasaki
Wow. Nothing this game related has ever had so much EPIC WIN.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 15:10
007
For some weird, unknown reason.... I laughed.
GoldBond's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2008 17:30
GoldBond
Because baby torment is hilarious. Why? Because they don't know what torment is.
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