When last we left our intrepid heroine, the hardly-pubescent wonder had just handed a Team Galactic Boss her ass on a silver platter. Now, she is grinding her pokemons to higher levels before continuing on with her â€śadventureâ€ť.
Hiker Nicholas accosts Emo-kin! Creepy old man in the woods throws his rock snake at my barely-legal avatar. Nintendoâ€™s creepiness knows no bounds!
Emo-kin captured a Buizel! I was going to name it something clever like WaterWeasel, but then I saw it was actually a Sea Weasel pokemon, and cleverness got tossed out the window. Meet SeaWii!
Thank you, folks! Thank you! Try the veal, and donâ€™t forget to tip your waitresses; they work harder than I do.
Battle Girl Kelsey hops into battle in a stripperific outfit. Bet sheâ€™s gay. GAY 4 POKEMONS!!!!
Look, I drinkâ€¦and thatâ€™s all the excuse youâ€™re going to get on that one.
Gawddammit!!! Hokkigai was this (>|<) close to gutting Kelseyâ€™s Machop when the androgynous bitch whipped out a fukkinâ€™ Austin Powers-grade Karate Chop. Okay, okay, it was â€śJudo Chopâ€ť in AustinPowers 3, and only Austinâ€™s dad used it, but you knew where I was going with it, right?
Fine, screw you. Iâ€™m going to keep drinking.
Man, the water weasels are all over the place around here! Oh, and one of the phallic little bastards just spit a stream of water at Hokkigai. I swear, once my water weasel learns the Water Gun attack I am going to use it at every turn, all the while screaming â€śI BUKKAKE â€¦ FOR GREAT JUSTICE!â€ť at the top of my lungs. I figure itâ€™ll take about five minutes before my housemates decide to put me down.
The temptation to make shite up is pretty tempting right now. Iâ€™ve got hot Shellos-on-Shellos action going on right now, and I really want the other Shellos to use Mud Slap so I can scream out â€śSlap Fight!!!â€ť
Oh, thank you Benevolent-yet-Capricious Gods of Pokemons! SLAAAAAP FIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
Dude, Hokkigai totally bitch-slapped that other Shellos!
Okay, bugger this level-grinding noise. I need to move on as my patience is getting sorely taxed.
Eterna Forest: Where Time Stands Still. And itâ€™s full if Budew, the Pot Pokemons. I think there just might be a link between those two.
Eff me! Granysmtih just gotten taken down by a Beautifly and a Pachirisu! Maybe Iâ€™ll have Marellus give them a working over?
Nah, Iâ€™ll drop in my severly underpowered water weasel, SeaWii!
Oh, SeaWii already knows Water Gun. I BUKKAKE â€¦ FOR GREAT JUS- Ah, f*** me! SeaWii got fried by the Pachirisuâ€™s Spark. Time or Plan C.
Bring out TheGIMP!
DAMMIT!!! Now TheGIMP is down, too. Time to bring out Marsellus.
Mo-fugginâ€™-A! That Beautifly is kicking my ass. I. MUST. HAVE. THAT. POKEMONS!
WTâ€¦F?! I had to stare at the sprite for Buneary for a good little while before I realized that A) his head was not on backwards, and B) the red bulge in his groin was not either a tumor, or a painful swelling of his testes. It's only one of his feet.
I need more beer.
Captured Cascoon. No nickanme. Or a nichmane. Or even a nickname. Dammit, I havenâ€™t had that much to drink!
I BUKKAKE â€¦ FOR GREAT JUS- dammit. That wasnâ€™t very effective at all. I really need to grind SeaWii up some levels, but levelling up in this game is so goddamned boring!!! Yes, even more so than in a Final Fantasy game.
You know what this game needs? More beer. Iâ€™m going to go get some while you folks take a break. Sounds good, hmm? Later.