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Don't worry, he's playing Dead Space right now, but I'm sure he'll be along soon enough. You hit the nail on the head, though: he only gives them out if you post an introductory blog of some sort.
I'm sure this will do :)
I'm sure this will do :)
Wow, you weren't kidding. That cat armour really is the first thing to come out in image search... I don't even...
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You have submitted your blood type, social security number, home address, mother maiden name, Favorite crayon color(only crayolas), 2nd grade crush's name, how many cans of corn you currently have, and your ring size right?!Standard procedure.. It's worth it though. With my ring, Itook on a army of Spanish Conquistadors. :)thanks occam. :D
I haven't got my decoder ring too! And he commented on my introductory blog! How am I gonna read between the lines of Kotaku news stories? They're so short and cryptic that there must be greater meaning into them!
I'm sorry....no offense to anybody, but he usually gives out decoder rings and bonus gift to quality well thought out intro blogs. (No offense LazyEyelids, sometimes he just forgets)
I didn't really get mine either. He said "Here's a decoder ring", but I never got one.
This....is madness!
This....is madness!
@WingedKraby: Didn't you try to start your own bootleg decoder ring operation that was shut down?
also, I got an absinthe spoon.
also, I got an absinthe spoon.
Ok, let's get this party started right.
@Goggle: Your post did indeed resonate with me, I just had no idea and/or failed to realize that that post was your first. Allow me to make amends:
Here is your decoder ring and a copy of Cindy Lauper's hit single She-Bop on vinyl.
@LazyEyelids: On that day I may have been [b]chasing a certain dragon[/i] which caused my mental faculties (which are diminished normally) to be even less proactive. Here is your decoder ring and some Rin Tin Tin/Little Orphan Annie/Twilight crossover fanfic I wrote while on a 4 day speed binge.
@Kytherno: I just checked with the Shadow Council and your Decoder Ring is with you. Much like, Mufasa and the Holy Spirit, it is not seen, but always with you. Take solace in the knowledge that the ring will protect you from the gnashing, biting things that live between heartbeats.
@ralphster:
@Winged Kraby: Oh my such an oversight on my part. Well Winged, here is your decoder ring and a Master Sword. Note that it is not the master sword but it is sharp and will strike true in your hand. Use it wisely.
Well, decoder rings have been handed out and amends have been made. Use them well. Use them wisely. Use them to be the best person you can be. Know that the Shadow Council loves all of you.
@Goggle: Your post did indeed resonate with me, I just had no idea and/or failed to realize that that post was your first. Allow me to make amends:
Here is your decoder ring and a copy of Cindy Lauper's hit single She-Bop on vinyl.
@LazyEyelids: On that day I may have been [b]chasing a certain dragon[/i] which caused my mental faculties (which are diminished normally) to be even less proactive. Here is your decoder ring and some Rin Tin Tin/Little Orphan Annie/Twilight crossover fanfic I wrote while on a 4 day speed binge.
@Kytherno: I just checked with the Shadow Council and your Decoder Ring is with you. Much like, Mufasa and the Holy Spirit, it is not seen, but always with you. Take solace in the knowledge that the ring will protect you from the gnashing, biting things that live between heartbeats.
@ralphster:
@Winged Kraby: Oh my such an oversight on my part. Well Winged, here is your decoder ring and a Master Sword. Note that it is not the master sword but it is sharp and will strike true in your hand. Use it wisely.
Well, decoder rings have been handed out and amends have been made. Use them well. Use them wisely. Use them to be the best person you can be. Know that the Shadow Council loves all of you.
@Elsa: What!? We get personnel reviews?!!? Please, I'm working hard, don't fire me, I just lost my apartment, I need this job!
@Occams
Thank you Occams... I woke up with a weird tingling in my brain so I can only assume the decoder ring is at work. I hope this headache goes away soon but all that matters us that I can finally be an official member of the community. I thank you deeply. :')
Thank you Occams... I woke up with a weird tingling in my brain so I can only assume the decoder ring is at work. I hope this headache goes away soon but all that matters us that I can finally be an official member of the community. I thank you deeply. :')
@Elsa: My personnel review is a week long affair where I have to kill a manticore and eat its still-beating heart after walking the 12 paths of pain. I fear not.
If you set your decoder ring just right, you should be able to read my racist joke below:
How do yo///¬¬3DEG5%6^^dDw67*AAHfdE""!{{{FDEw£3EFewf4U* fill her backside with nougat!
How do yo///¬¬3DEG5%6^^dDw67*AAHfdE""!{{{FDEw£3EFewf4U* fill her backside with nougat!
@Captain: Fill her backside with nougat? Holy shit, I've got a family reunion coming up, can I steal that?
@occams
Thank you, dragon subjugator Occams. Upon receiving the decoder ring, I was horrified to find that the mutant Maui & sons sharks that I were murdering in my pre-decoder ring brashness were actually baby dolphins! Ashamed of myself, I exiled myself to Kotaku, hoping that my decoder ring can unlock the hidden meaning behind their posts. Alas, there were none. They're really just twitter posts. So I decided to come back to the Destructoid realm and make peace with the dolphins by giving them the movie rights to the fanfic that you, my good sir Occams, made. A wrong has been right. All's well that ends well.
Thank you, Occams.
Thank you, dragon subjugator Occams. Upon receiving the decoder ring, I was horrified to find that the mutant Maui & sons sharks that I were murdering in my pre-decoder ring brashness were actually baby dolphins! Ashamed of myself, I exiled myself to Kotaku, hoping that my decoder ring can unlock the hidden meaning behind their posts. Alas, there were none. They're really just twitter posts. So I decided to come back to the Destructoid realm and make peace with the dolphins by giving them the movie rights to the fanfic that you, my good sir Occams, made. A wrong has been right. All's well that ends well.
Thank you, Occams.
