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I was born in the last millennium in the far off year of 1989... back before the invention of such things as the world wide web (seriously).

My home is on the side of a highway next to an animal laboratory. A pregnant lady once drove into my front yard in such a way as to send my father's car flying into a wall.

She was in a high-speed chase with the cops. I once got arrested for standing in a park, with the final charges coming to disorderly conduct, assault and battery on a police officer, and resisting arrest. Don't worry though I didn't do anything wrong... that cop was just being a real jerk.

I like video games. I really like the number 24. People in high school used to think I was always on drugs... yet I have never gotten high in my life (only on life!). I'm probably not as ugly or screwed up as you think I am. My friend thinks I am very bad luck. My grandma is adorable. My sister loves cats and wants to join the FBI and save the world (she hates bugs though). I've been to the murder capital of the world several times but don't feel much like going back cause it's kind of boring.

As a kid I used to play on my dad's Game Boy. It was not mine, it was his and he let me borrow it. He would also laugh whenever I died in Super Mario World. Blue Yoshi was my favorite cause he was always the easiest to fly. If you are still reading this I applaud you (in spirit). I apologize for my overuse of parenthesis. I have come to the opinion that many people on Xbox Live cannot read very well since the majority of them always call me GoogleKnocker.

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Hey Bobby you playin' ya vidya games?


VAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?


Eh... never mind....


Ya know Hank... vidya games are just a devise devised by the government to brainwash ya kids to be military fighting machines.


VAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?


Gawdangit Bobby.


YeahmanIwuzonmoderwarfairlastnightandthenthischoppacameandwasall "PEW PEW PEW PEW" andthensomenoobtubeblwmyassupitwassorealisticyo.


Well 'scuse me Boomhauer but I must return back to my home planet of Propania.


*swoosh*


I TOLD YOU HE WAS AN ALIEN.


Wait a minute that doesn't make sense I'm still here... wait... whats happening to me?


....


For the love of propane... kill me now....


Um... Hank?





























































BWAAAUGH!!!!



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