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I was born in the last millennium in the far off year of 1989... back before the invention of such things as the world wide web (seriously).

My home is on the side of a highway next to an animal laboratory. A pregnant lady once drove into my front yard in such a way as to send my father's car flying into a wall.

She was in a high-speed chase with the cops. I once got arrested for standing in a park, with the final charges coming to disorderly conduct, assault and battery on a police officer, and resisting arrest. Don't worry though I didn't do anything wrong... that cop was just being a real jerk.

I like video games. I really like the number 24. People in high school used to think I was always on drugs... yet I have never gotten high in my life (only on life!). I'm probably not as ugly or screwed up as you think I am. My friend thinks I am very bad luck. My grandma is adorable. My sister loves cats and wants to join the FBI and save the world (she hates bugs though). I've been to the murder capital of the world several times but don't feel much like going back cause it's kind of boring.

As a kid I used to play on my dad's Game Boy. It was not mine, it was his and he let me borrow it. He would also laugh whenever I died in Super Mario World. Blue Yoshi was my favorite cause he was always the easiest to fly. If you are still reading this I applaud you (in spirit). I apologize for my overuse of parenthesis. I have come to the opinion that many people on Xbox Live cannot read very well since the majority of them always call me GoogleKnocker.

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SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
GoggleKnocker | 10:56 PM on 08.12.2010 16 comments


Sometimes you just get stupid ideas.



Ideas that must be utilized.



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DimmuJed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2010 23:33
DimmuJed
Must...Have...More...Jim...Cosplay....

*Requesting Jim in a furry outfit*
Kytherno's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2010 23:56
Kytherno
This has my interest. Shoop his face onto a pic of something embarrasing, that'd be a bit better.
GoggleKnocker's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2010 00:36
GoggleKnocker
I made a compromise for you both... embarrassing cosplay:
monclercici's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2010 02:33
monclercici
we can learn from ed hardy shoes the past by reading books. In this way, we won¡¯t repeat the mistakes of others and can build on Discount Moncler Jackets their achievements.
rexwolf2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2010 08:41
rexwolf2
Haha! Yes!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2010 08:59
Char Aznable
I also would have accepted Jim as Macho Many Randy Savage.

Oooooooohhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhh.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2010 10:30
Occams electric toothbrush
Jim Sterling as Morla, the giant turtle from The Neverending Story.

Go.
GoggleKnocker's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2010 11:52
GoggleKnocker
Ok guys I made another compromise... Jim Sterling as Randy the Macho Man Turtle:
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2010 13:11
Occams electric toothbrush
@Goggle: Jesus, it's like a Mexican earth elemental.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2010 14:49
Char Aznable
Nice work, friend. This needs to be an ongoing thing, do more of these in the future. Take two dumbass suggestions from people and make them into one surreal image.

Time distortion, space is the place, Mean Gene Okerlund!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2010 10:04
fetusmilk
metal gear?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2010 13:12
EternalDeathSlayer
This is somewhat creepy...
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 13:32
Mr Andy Dixon
This is somewhat awesome...
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