Ever play a game and say to yourself "Aw gee, I wish this game was..."? I know I sure have. A lot of games lately seem to be lacking something. Some of them are games we all have played and loved, and some ones that we wish were great. So due to my boredom, here are what a handful of games should have been.


Zelda Series: An action-rpg. Forget what the series did for the the gaming industry, and forget how much you enjoyed the countless Zelda games. Now think of Hyrule as a top down Morrowind. Cool, eh? Maybe not for you, but definitely for me.


Bioshock: A book. Seriously. Okay game (I think of it as Dark Messiah of Might and Magic with guns), but I stayed and beat it for the story. Just replace some action with some inner monologue and add more characters. Think about it, the ending might actually be good.


Gears of War: Halo. This totally unoriginal, linear, boring, repetitive game would be much more fun with large open areas and a lot more enemies on screen for you to chainsaw. Multiplayer could stay the same, though.


World of Warcraft: An action-rpg. @%$& invisible dice, and #@*$ spiders who apparently don't always have legs to spare you. I see those legs, damn it, and I am going to cut them off if I please! Imagine raids with people flying through the air, slahing wild, and going all WWE on critters as if they were having a seizure. I want.

Battlefield series: Planetside, minus being an MMO. Just give Battlefield one server for every 400 players, a few continents per map, and rounds that never ever end. Mmmmm.

Vampire Rain: Good. So many problems with it, including some gameplay mechanics, but it is a stealth game with vampires so it should of been good.

Madden NFL 2008: Fast paced stealth action rpg. No explanation needed.