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Shortbits 3; or why we should learn to love the atomic sheep

[I would encode... if it wasn't in HD! Muhahahahahahaha] If you have never heard of Shortbits, then you are missing out. Shortbits is basically Robot Chicken in Gmod but with about half really-old jokes. Thankfully the execution only breaths new life into the jokes of our past. Enjoy!

 




Games That Are Art (Hint: all of them)

I am tired of hearing questions like "Could you give three examples of games that are art?" For, you see, all games are art. Every last one of them. Space Invaders is art, the creators were just limited by the hardware. Peopl...

 



What games should of been

Ever play a game and say to yourself "Aw gee, I wish this game was..."? I know I sure have. A lot of games lately seem to be lacking something. Some of them are games we all have played and loved, and some ones that we wish w...

 


Goodbye, cruel world

I always knew this day would come. I was never sure when, though. Hell, it might even be temporary. But alas, I am done with Azeroth. My subscription ran out the 18th, yet I didn't notice 'till the 20th. On that fateful day, ...

 


About Goeione of us since 8:01 PM on 12.29.2006

Nintendo Gamer at heart, but that heart is being slowly torn apart. Currently playing various PC and Xbox 360 games.











Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life... (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life...
 

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