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I'm a gamer of all sorts (except sport & racing games).
I'm Scotch-Korean with a hint of Native American.
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I got the nickname Gobun from playing Monster Hunter Freedom. I decided I was mainly going to be playing with the Bowgun. In my infinite cleverness, I switched the "B" and the "G" around and threw out the "W" in the word bowgun and BAM.
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Sandwichtoid: GOBUN, WACHUGRUBBIN?
Gobun | 2:06 AM on 11.03.2011 34 comments


So I like sandwiches a lot. This is a blog about sandwiches.


YEAH!




This is the beginning of a sandwich. It's a slice of white bread. Because wheat bread is disgusting.
I turned this slice of bread into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich later.




This is a porkchop sandwich with a side of porkchops because I'm fat. I feel that the Black Mesa mug compliments it very well.



This is a me sandwiched in between Gabe Newell and some guy who works on Diablo 3.



This is a brisket sandwich. It's got munster cheese. It was a damn good sandwich.



A burrito is like a Mexican sandwich. It's got the basic mechanics being that it's got a bready outside and a meaty inside.



This is suck sandwich cause it sucks. Who the fuck puts mustard on a chicken sandwich? You don't put mustard on white meat unless MAYBE it's dijon mustard. Fuck you.


That's it.



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Revuhlooshun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 03:37
Revuhlooshun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1ZkSfGXJIw

This is all I could think of the entire time.
Revuhlooshun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 03:38
Revuhlooshun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1ZkSfGXJIw

Here's a hyperlink, for the lazy among us.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 03:38
Aurain
fuck, now i'm hungry
Blindfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 04:12
Blindfire
I, too, am a true sandwich lover. One of my personal favorites is the Reuben; there's just something about the flavors in there. I like mine with a little horseradish and super dark rye lightly toasted or pan fried and pressed.

Goddamnit, now I'm going to have to get myself some corned beef and sauerkraut. You see what you've started here, Gobun?
Caitlin Cooke's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 08:00
Caitlin Cooke
+1+1+1 Chipotle. Also wheat bread rocks, plain white is like the pussiest bread there is.
Wolfy-Boey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 08:49
Wolfy-Boey
You can't write about sandwiches and NOT mention the epicness that is the Phily Cheese Steak Sandwich. You just can't.

Also, I fully support your mustard comment.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 09:02
Alasdair Duncan
Those are big motherfucking sandwiches. My favourite is a simple bacon sandwich with BBQ sauce. Oh yeah...
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 09:08
Occams electric toothbrush
Sometimes I put french fries on my bread slices because I can only climax from behind.

knutaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 09:19
knutaf
stole my blog idea

brisket looks pretty fine
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 10:36
Elsa
... I like the simplicity of a toasted tomato sandwich... with just mayo and pepper. Have to be tomatoes from the garden though!
Swishiee's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 12:19
Swishiee
Damn fine looking sandwiches you got there. Especially the Gabe Newell one.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 12:45
Mr Andy Dixon
I'd love to spread some butter on the Gobun/Gabe sandwich.
FDC Ruckus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 12:47
FDC Ruckus
Your blog was very much lacking in gyros. They're Greek sandwiches, you know.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 12:48
garison
Awe really cool blog bro! Everybody loves sandwiches! I love sandwiches too. I probably eat like a sandwich of some form every other day. :3

Hey I have an idea! Maybe some day we could make sandwiches together! Wouldn't that be fun? We could buy a whole bunch of ingredients and put them together and make sammies galore. That would be fun
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 12:56
Gobun
@garison
This will happen.
flintmech's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 12:58
flintmech
You're not allowed to act like a sandwich snob wile simultaneously saying you only like white bread. That's like claiming to really love beer but all you drink is Bug Light.



I kid.

Sort of.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 13:07
KyleGamgee
I need a sandwich place like the one you got 'cause DAYUM!
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 13:16
CelicaCrazed
Aww man! Not the blog I should have opened on such an empty stomach -___-
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 13:17
Gobun
-Sourdough is the best for actual sandwiches. It's soft, yet firm so when you spread mayo or mustard on it, it doesn't absorb into the bread making it fall apart mid grub.
-When I mean white bread, I mean bread thats white, not wonderbread.
-Although I do enjoy wonderbread for PB&Js.
-Rye bread is only good for Reubens/other hot sandwiches.
-Kaiser roll or egg bread is pretty beast for sandwiches with white meat.
-I fucking hate wheat bread, that's all I ate growing up. Tastes like shit.
flintmech's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 13:24
flintmech
Fair enough!

I might have to grab a burrito after work.
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 13:46
Gobun
@KyleGamgee
The place I go to is my work. All dat sandwich for 4 dollars.
DOHOHOHOH
DimmuJed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 14:41
DimmuJed
So hungry...bastard!

Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 14:48
Corduroy Turtle
Wheat bread called. He said you're a pussy and white bread's a whore.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 14:57
garison
Have you guys ever eaten a sammich with a crescent as a bun? It's good with lots of different kinds of deli meat including (but not limited to):

-turkey
-chicken
-ham
-roast beef
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 16:16
Gobun
@Corduroy Turtle HAHAHA I DONT GIVE A SHIT
Gatsby's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 18:46
Gatsby
I make sandwiches everyday. With the use of whole wheat bread, a veggie such as baby spinach or red peppers, and some meat; you create an excellent nutritious meal that manages to satisfy need for grains, meat, and veggies while also leaving plenty of room for a glass of water and fruit.
T3HM0RR0W's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 18:53
T3HM0RR0W
+ 10 For Detroit Grand Pubahs.
taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 19:57
taterchimp
I am part Danish, and we have open face sandwiches, which usually isn't that impressive. They use a lot of pumpernickel bread. But they put meatballs on it, which is kind of cool I guess.


The meatballs are called frikadellars. So I get to eat frikadeller sandwiches. Say it. Frikadeller. Awesome.
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2011 23:01
Corduroy Turtle
On a side note, bagel breakfast sandwiches are what God eats every meal. They're delicious.

Fried egg + green chilies + bacon + pepper jack cheese + mayo + jalapeno cheddar bagel = Mouth sex
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2011 02:36
Gobun
Sounds beast.
Alex Barbatsis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2011 16:18
Alex Barbatsis
I could always go for a little sandwich action. (between busty latinas of course.)
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2011 10:53
jawshoeuh
I need that brisket samich inside me. Also, if that chicken samich were turkey w mustard it would be delicious.
Alex Barbatsis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2011 03:02
Alex Barbatsis
@jawshoeuh
Brisket sandwiches are the best sandwiches. You and I are now friends.
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