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Well hello there! Since you've already done me the service of clicking on my name and have bothered to actually read this, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Andrew, and I'll be your host during your stay here at Chez GoatRoyale. I'm a 25-year-old grad. student who splits his time between a kick ass (non-paying) internship and a soul crushing (barely-paying) job at a major games retailer. I also live in Texas, which is all kinds of special.

My wife thinks I'm a jackass and a slacker. I trust her judgment.







Because I like lists, here are some of my favorite games -- organized by console.

NES Favorites
Maniac Mansion
Super Dodgeball
Castlevania
Ghosts 'N Goblins


GameBoy Favorites
Super Mario Land
Metroid II
Batman
Kirby's Dreamland 2
Final Fantasy Legend II


SNES Favorites
Super Star Wars
Super Mario World
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
NHL 95
TMNT IV: Turtles in Time


PSone Favorites
Twisted Metal 2
Rival Schools: United by Fate
Metal Gear Solid
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2


PS2 Favorites
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
God Hand
Katamari Damacy
SMT: Persona 3/4
Shadow of the Colossus


Xbox Favorites
Psychonauts
Knights of the Old Republic
Battlefront 2


360 Favorites
Rock Band 2
Fallout 3
The Orange Box
Castle Crashers
Earth Defense Force


PS3 Favorites
Metal Gear Solid 4
Killzone 2


wii Favorites
Super Mario Galaxy
No More Heroes
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
Endless Ocean



Also, cocks.
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Boy spends over £1000 on Xbox Live, mother blames Jim Sterling
GoatRoyale | 1:38 PM on 02.09.2011 9 comments




An eleven-year-old boy racked up an almighty £1,082.52 on his mother's debit card after an Xbox Live spending spree. Rather than blame the child, or herself for being so stupid, the mother in question has scolded Jim Sterling for letting this happen.

"When I put my card details in 18 months ago I thought it was just for his membership to play online with his friends," said 37-year-old Dawn Jordan. 'I work two jobs just to look after my family and pay the bills so I cannot afford all these extortionate charges. A thousand pounds isn't that much to people like Jim Sterling, but for a single mum it is a lot of money that I don't have.

"The bank and Jim Sterling are blaming each other and no one is helping me. It has taken me ages to permanently get rid of my card details from the website."

While I sympathize with Dawn on the Herculean effort it takes to remove credit card details, I couldn't give a crap about the rest of her problems. You don't put debit card details onto a service you know nothing about, and you certainly don't then let an eleven-year-old boy play around with it. Don't blame an internet sensation because you don't know how to look after your money.



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Rhuno's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2011 14:07
Rhuno
Your avatar is amazing, and I agree with your general sentiment here.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2011 14:19
Aurain
Why are you such a magnificent bastard Jim?
HandsomeBeast's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2011 15:45
HandsomeBeast
I think all this proves is that replacing nouns with "Jim Sterling" in a blog is an automatic win. My next blog will see if this holds true for verbs as well.
ralphster's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2011 16:16
ralphster
i didnt notice the change on the tv at first sight L0L
The Sama's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2011 18:35
The Sama
BS.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2011 20:54
ScottyG
Does his wickedness know no bounds? D:
fozzyozzy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/12/2011 04:46
fozzyozzy
That's a brilliant photoshop.
Ellaly's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2011 20:08
Ellaly
Keep meats separate from all other items. Juicy Couture bag them in their own plastic coach bags to avoid contamination.Put about six to eight cans in a sack, too many more and you will split the Juicy Couture tracksuits, too few and you will waste the Juicy Couture jewelry.Sort fragile items such as eggs and bread into the same sack, two loaves maximum per sack.
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