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"You could have been raped in the butt!" (NVGR)
GoS-CPT-Stewart | 10:20 PM on 04.17.2008 26 comments


Ah, Myspace. Rapist/Pedophile heaven. Here's a little video about a girl who decided it would be a good idea to meet a guy from Myspace.

She comes home late at night and gets chewed out by her mom, and then the brother behind the camera goes in and turns the situation up to 11.



I wish I could have been there for that. I would not be able to stop laughing.

"You could have been raped! I'm not even laughing! You could have been raped in the butt!"



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ROCKETR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:24
ROCKETR
This video had me basically about to pee my pants while laughing so hard...
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:31
nintendoll
"I'm 18! I'm not like, young and stupid"

bwahahaha. you met a guy on myspace you are sooo stupid.

One of my friends started dating a guy she met through myspace. He was a year younger than her and we found out later he was a coke addict. Good times.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:32
GoS-CPT-Stewart
@ Reaprar

I must have missed whoever posted this before. Sorry for that. Maybe whoever else missed it will get to enjoy it this time :D
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:33
MrSadistic
I want to meet Reaprar through MySpace.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:47
MrSadistic
SEND ME NUDES
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:56
CountingConflict
I came into this post thinking that it would be about European Rock Band pricing, and I find this?!?

Nothing short of epic. Well done sir.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:57
MaxVest
I met Reaprar through MySpace and I'm not sure which scars are more painful, the physical or emotional ones.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 23:00
ArrestedDeveloper
old but funny.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 23:15
king3vbo
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 23:23
Samit Sarkar
“Where did you meet him?”
“MySpace.”

Yeah, she lost any and all bargaining power she had right there.

Also,

“I’M 18!!! I’M NOT, LIKE, YOUNG AND, LIKE, STUPID!!!”

Yes. Yes, you are.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 23:34
ceark
I think I ruptured another organ laughing.


yeah. some serious work needs to be done thinning the dumb side of the gene pool.
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 23:36
Chaosye
"I'M 18!!!!!!!"
"In the butt."
PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 23:57
PsychoSoldier
That was epic
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 00:05
13thDragon
"You called Kevin?!?!?!"





















"In the butt...."
NyghtcrawleR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 00:05
NyghtcrawleR
And then she cries.....
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 01:02
MATTFOO

IN THE BUTT?@?@?@?@?#?$%^
Victor Stillwater's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 01:56
Victor Stillwater
Thank you for introducing this video to me. :) I feel smarter now for having watched it.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 02:17
Red TheHaze Veron
Havnet you people heard the new scientific study that when you turn 18 something instantly unlocks a part in your brain that gives you +200 in intelligence?
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 07:15
TrailerParkJesus
in the butt
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 07:45
BlackSheep
butt in the
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