8:49 AM on 04.30.2015
I’ve been fired, alongside possibly Stevil. but yet to be confirmed, from the staff section of Destructoid and Frontpage posting. I hope they don't get rid of him, he's so lovely and Welsh.
We were both fired before we were informed. We were not paid, though could make money through view-counts. I had no interest in that money I simply wanted a plateau with which to get my writing out there, hopefully make a few people feel like someone got them and make the rest smile/laugh/fart. I also wanted to be on FP so I could help spread community contributions.
The reason I requested to Johnathan Holmes to be added to the FP was because I had contributed a lot and felt I could do more on FP.
The reasons which were told, which came after they already took action, were because people (who weren't named but some are obvious) were complaining about myself (I don’t know about Stevil). That the quality of work was poor and consistency was not meeting the agreed targets. No one attempted to reach out and tell me there was an issue or to check why the past few weeks had had no posts from me – I got a new job, one that pays the bills, this is not a ‘job’, I do not have a ‘boss’ here and I have been prematurely evicted from my flat and have been house hunting so much my eyes hurt. I work, hunt and sleep if I can. I just needed a break. I had articles ready for next week to make up for it. You should have communicated with me or man'd up. People have issues and they shouldn't be punished for it. It's a game review site, you're not saving orphans.
Another reason that the number of posts I can produce (possibly Stevil too but I won’t speak on his behalf) are fewer in comparison is because of a couple of reason
It’s disappointing and to be honest Destructoid is now shit in my eyes. I just wanted to write and to help out. I couldn't reach my quota because I had shit blow up and needed some time, some compassion to sort it. The site hardly suffered for it.
Those that made this decision should have informed us both prior to ‘firing’ us. They should also take in to account that we both are extremely active members of the community and have been for some time. Thanks to the staff members that were patient and helpful to me.
To the people in the forums who have put up with me and I’ve shared a laugh with, those on FP that have been awesome in my posts or others when we meet in the comment section – thank you and I love having a laugh with you all. I’ll remain in the forums cos that’s my ‘home here.
I’m not writing anything in the cblogs here anymore or offering anything to Destructoid. They screwed over recently departed of the site and they’ve being little bitches frankly in how they just got rid of myself and Stevil.
It’s poor show. You’re pretty feckless. I’m done.
4:39 PM on 02.20.2015
Panzadolphin – Panza is just a lovely guy, who has listened to me talk nonsense, always had kind words to say to me and even better, has some pretty great retorts. But he’s a dirty slut so he should be good at dishing verbal abuse. He’s helped me out of a pickle when I felt completely distraught and he’s a great writer, my podcast buddy (which has helped my confidence a wee teeny bit) and a pro to the Dtoid Community. I couldn't have picked (from 433 people I interviewed one drunken night under a bridge) a better gaming partner in sexy crime.
Mighty Hatman - We were always good Sam and I wish the others the best. You were the warm friendly one in the Skype Chat (if I had to apply temperature/snugness related descriptions to people) and when things got rough and bit stupid all round, you were supportive and it was appreciated. You are able to spot things about people and be inquisitive in all the right and interesting ways.
ZITRONE, flirting with German girls on trains and never speaking about that one night we looked at sexualised fighter jets are lovely memories for me.
OpiumHerz – Given his nationality, I should like him by default. The end.
Ok no he’s just a guy who speaks honestly, can have a laugh with people and he’s also been extremely helpful with discussion and links to help me try and move to Germany properly. He’s one of the members that I mentioned before, I don’t quite remember when you joined, but you were everywhere – forums, FP….my dreams and that’s the sort of surprise that keeps life in this place.
UsedTubby and ZombiePlatapussy – Even though he has difficulty with words BBBLOPBOBLOOPBS – Used is someone that’s also been very kind and it’s nice to know there’s someone that doesn't roll their eyes at the thought of another person being religious. The exact same can be said for ZP. He’s responsible for making me genuinely smile at various points of whining on the forums. Sometimes I want to slap Used, but that’s only in hopes of it escalating to lewd levels, which then ‘accidentally’ get filmed in his youtube videos. Sometimes I want to meet ZP just for hugs. They both have a kind heart and Used’s got a lovely accent, which is accentuated when he talks about what he’d do for a chicken nugget.
Tarvu – He was one of the first to talk to me and for some reason still does. He was also one of the first to follow my Twitter (poor sod) and he came all the way from whatever barren ass hole he lives in to my birthday one year, armed with just a sleeping bag. That was when I finally met him. He popped my multiplayer cherry as well when we played Mass Effect 3 and my friend refers to him as “the cute little guy Joe?” Germany and the party was great, tucking you and the other Dtoiders in to bed after Eurogamer fulfilled that maternal instinct that I don’t have and he’s been one of my best friends met through here.
Micheal O’ Fecking Martin – Akaka Phil of the KluKluxKANyOUnOT. Phil is someone who’s gone through a lot of shit and still gives. When you are constantly fighting your own mind and trying to retain hope and faith, to see someone else go through even worse and still truck on, whilst being a completely disgraceful harlot, it’s influential. He pops up with random and interesting Steam keys, he floats around the FP dispensing of crusty cake-like words and he’s just a decent guy who deserves a lot of good breaks.
RobertoPlankton - I don't get your art, but you got mad skills and could do stuff with that, which is a means towards obtaining hookers and blow. But I heard your accent once and it was nothing short of delicious. You were like the best pretzel and Kolsch (yes fuck your beer taste Opium <3) mixed with magic in my ear. For someone that produces art that frets my being but enlightens the Panzers daily life, you're incredibly nice.
The Cblog Fap Crew - You guys put proper effort in every day/week to acknowledge and bring humor to readers on the Front Page and Forums and you're just such a lovely bunch and I'm glad that I was able to be part of that in a one shot and would happily help out again. You contribute and do so without fail. That's a cool needed thing and it's appreciated greatly.
Everyday Legend - Another person here who I don't exactly remember how they rose to be so prominent, simply because I must scroll too quickly, but also that end bit of your username often confused me with that other...dude. You have a kind soul Everyday and we've had nice conversations and I would love to spend a night with beer and chicken talking about life and having a laugh.
DrRockyowitz/Dan Merritt - these are two someone’s, who are 95% a frequenter of the Steamtoid chat room (I don't get why the people who are there are not here and vice versa but anyway). Tom and I have had similar experiences life and yet still try to find something for ourselves and keeping going. I get him and I think he gets me and he's another person who shows me kindness and puts up with me and to tip that he has real talent. He's a wonderful musician and has lovely fluffy hair. Dan and I are budding writers, well I'm a wannabe and he is self published on Amazon which is a simple step that I haven't been able to get my arse around to doing and to be honest, he is inspiring me to get that shit on lock. I'm so white I should be perma- banned.
Elsa - Oh come on, me and Elsa have that word that I deplore - banter and also she is able to read a cblog post and look at what the core intentions were with an open mind, which is refreshing. She's someone you can count on for a laugh and her responses to Cblogs are heartfelt and never derogatory. She has this ability to give her opinion whilst supporting budding writers and possibly, on a subconscious level make you think about other possibilities within your own narrative.
Andy Dixon – No words needed
Mechman - I could say a lot here, but I'll keep it short and sweet, unlike Mechman who is tall and incredibly sweet. With him we I feel like I can chat about any subject, this is someone who I think can be quite quiet and yet their care levels are extremely loud. I'm glad I know him and I'd say he's one of the Dtoiders I trust the most. Plus we love PPKs, whiskey and a good booty!
I'd fap to this gun.
There's more people I really like here and I hope they know that, but obviously is can be a bit "hmm" if their name doesn't appear. But those extras that are on my mind as I write this are no lesser on the list. There's others I would surprisingly like to add, be able to but events make that whole thing a bit redunant and silly. So yeah everyone is nice and good luck.
10:52 AM on 02.13.2015
The Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU has aired but not all have watched and certainly not in the fine company of your giggly Dtoid comrades.
Join us in the Skype group chat as we no doubt will laugh our tits off at this episode.
Check the forum to find out how (by adding me) - it's happening at 6pm GMT time aka an hour from now.
It will be recorded and featured on our MenageAToid podcast episode
1:51 AM on 02.02.2015
The Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU will air on Feb 11th.
I know that it might be tempting for a lot of people to watch this live, because as we all know, the writing for SVU is constantly stellar. (lolololol)
But I would suggest we all watch the episode together in a Skype Group Chat/Google Hangout, the following day, when people outside of the US can also download it. Unless there is a means of streaming for everyone that isn't a pain. It would be a great laugh for all of us together to watch it I think.
If you'd like to join drop a comment here or in the forum link:
And we can all exchang contact deets and sexy feet fotos!
9:29 AM on 01.28.2015
There is only one forest animal and that is...the....GLOWBEAR!!
Shit about to get ghetto Animals of Farthing Wood up in h'ar!
4:08 PM on 01.27.2015
Let’s start this off bold and true. The ancient Greek for the word cramps, translates as "Oh lord this is how I am going to die, there is no hope. Amputate the leg". When you game, the main part of your body that undergoes any kind of movement is your hands. Even your eyeballs barely move, as you traverse through whatever level of whatever genre of game you're playing. If you have the Kinect and exclusively play using motion controls, you may only ever endure injuries such as slipping, tripping or face planting the television screen.
As these are temporary, cramps are eternal in the moment. Cramps are your body’s way of reminding you that you are loathed from within. When you stay in a fixed position for an excessive amount of time, cramping can occur. But you may think to yourself "What if I move and stretch a bit every hour". Well my friend, sometimes cramps occur just as you're about to move and then you're well and truly in trouble, because your balance is thrown off, your life flashes before your eyes and as you stumbled and fall through your TV, your neighbours wonder are you enjoying some masturbatory pleasures or are you hacking your own leg, due to the noises and curse words you will omit. Believe me; you will curse like you never have before.
There's nothing quite like buying a new video game and playing it. I mean that's what you do right....you don't buy games and then leave them untouched do you? Well some of us do, especially when there are sales on.
But we slip up; we let down those that are digitally closest to us. We think that we’re supporting indie developers and broadening our gaming horizons, but half the stuff we buy will be unloved and uninstalled for quite some time. That can lead to many feelings, such as hatred (of ourselves and the game for existing and the person who deemed a sale wave a good idea), disappointment, lack of fulfillment and finally gas.
Loss of Limbs
Now you probably won’t actually lose your limbs, as in they will fall off or vanish, but you will temporarily lose the use of your legs. This occurs when a gamer assumes the primal position of either A) sitting in a semi comfortable chair and leaning inappropriately or B) playing games on your bed, thus ensuring your legs remain in a painful straight formation that cannot be changed because it will completely alter, for the worse, your ability to actually play a game.
There’s no way of winning. Don’t even fall for the “If I get a gamer chair, not only will I be comfortable but I’ll be super cool”. You won’t. It’s all lies and your butt won’t feel any better. In fact the statistics for “death by attempting to get up for a low seated gaming chair” are quite staggering.
Gaming affects us and causes us to murderise people, this has been fact since 2003. So naturally the more we dedicate our time to video games, the more likely that our everyday lives that are detached will become warped.
You’ll assume you can get a date with a hot stranger, in real life, just by exercising a sequence of quick time events that only you see in your crazy, crazy mind.
Someone will holler childish remarks about your Princess Peach T-shirt and your retaliation will be an attempted hadouken to their being, which will result in flat out embarrassing yourself and your friends to death. Ball is life, game is not ball, therefore life is not you. Heed these words and tippeth not your hat at fair maidens.
Some people can play video games and leave it at that, remaining blissfully unaware of the urban myths come to life or the terrible, ethic scorching sordid dramas that unfold within the industry that is gaming.
But you’re not just a gamer are you, you’re someone who uses the internet and by that default, you’re screwed. It starts with accidentally coming across an article or a post about something supposedly scandalous. You convince yourself the continued perusal is healthy, it’s informative and then you notice that it’s gotten darker outside, the clock has gone forward by an alarming amount and you didn’t even realise that you yourself, just finished posting a 5 page long Tumblr post about something that happened in gaming that you don’t really even know much information about.
But the seed has been planted and you are no longer your former self. You have changed, you have assimilated. You’re a moaning twat on the internet. It’s ok…ssssh….we all are.
Sacrifice of other loves
No more films, no books, no more eating food that wasn’t destined to permanently reside rent free in your veins and pores.
Look what you did!!
On June 25th, 1996, a man called Hubert decided that because he played video games and was very white, he therefore knew more about everything that existed in the world and will exist. This lead to a change in his online text based communications and would begin to creep into his verbal social interactions as well. Hubert became the first snob ever in the world and his disease spread exponentially.
As multiplayer became a more prominent means of gaming for many, the snobbery grew. People would use newly formed dialect to disparage other gamers and shatter their confidence
Video games were the precursor to such social fads as “racism” and “homophobia”
The dangers of video game snobbery are made known when you start to claim that someone has not been enlightened unless they’ve played games such as Braid. You’ll scoff at anyone who hasn’t played retro games and does not already have a worryingly large collection of SNES games that are completely shit to play no matter what the decade. The terms “master race” will blurt out of your mouth with an air of utter seriousness and you’ll wish fiery death on people that say they don’t need the best graphics either. And don’t get us started on people who count mobile and flash insults to the art, as a method of gaming.
Disclaimer: Please remember to game responsibly. It is a dangerous hobby, some would say it’s not even a hobby, it’s a life style….or quite possibly a LIFE SENTENCE!
5:39 AM on 01.22.2015
Some of us are not born to be stealthy, some of us revel in the gung-ho gameplay, whereby we see a plethora of cocky enemies ahead and we have seven weapons in our inventory and a handful of grenades and we know what we’re going to do. We didn’t even decide to try a tactful option. It’s going to be messy and you’ve already selected dual wielding as you make your approach.
Then there are people who enjoy pure stealth games and get a thrill from silently infiltrating and disenabling massive compounds. There’s a satisfaction in completing an entire level, taking out your enemies without them even being aware and when they do notice something is up, it’s far too late. That is of course if you don’t mess up. Then you need to rush to stop them from alerting more guards and sometimes you panic and use a bazooka by accident and well it kind of blows your cover in every sense of the word.
So we have the stealth game and we have the aggressive guns blazing game – but what about the games that offer us the option of both? The tactical shooter is what we currently label the stealth shooter game and I’m going to discuss why these remix games are so much fun and why maybe modern day stealth games are actually one long cheat to the end goal.
Silence Dance and the Accompaniment of Mayhem
Many game snow that are ingrained in our mind as being shooters, offer a stealth approach to many missions. In fact in the past couple of years and no doubt ahead of us, more games will let you approach volatile scenarios completely, in a sneaky tactical manner, if we so choose.
Examples include the Crysis Series, Far Cry, Deus Ex and even Call of Duty. One game that is particularly enjoyable when played as it is spiritually intended is Wolfenstein: The New Order.
This game which works well as being simple in its goal – fun, chaotic propelling of ammo towards Nazis, also lets you take out a range of enemies stealthily, if you can. All these games, bar Crysis offer the same approach to what is called ‘stealth takedown’, you crouch, move carefully and then when close enough hit whatever button automatically enter stealth kill mode.
Crysis as a series encourages you to use more tactical approaches by giving you a wider range of means to execute foes covertly and make the road ahead easier. You can affect the environment, use special gadgets, even the ultimate cheat in stealth, invisibly – all to make the path ahead easier and also add variety, which many people claim is lacking in big FPS games.
The heart of Wolfenstein is a FPS, guns blazing, ammo everywhere and health packs being your best friend. You can stealth kill if you want, in fact it might be easier, but it’s not the essence of the game. Crysis and Far Cry are presented in way that makes you feel as if you can decide how to play, but why would you waste the chances you’re given.
But do these elements in shooter games, really justify the addition of the word stealth in the game description? I suppose that’s up to you. We’ve talked about games that at face value, are the polar opposite of stealth games, now let’s get a bit closer to the top of the tier.
Stab and run, or run and stab?
Ubisoft’s Assassins Creed ticks off a lot of boxes for gamers. It’s billed as an “action-adventure open world stealth video game “. Quite a mouthful, but better than a mouthful of poison blade death right.
In the spirit of the game, you should play as an assassin and by that I mean sneakily and covertly take out your enemies. You have means in which to assassinate prime targets without being seen and then evade once spotted. True hard-core wannabe human eliminator will hope to engage in assassination missions completely invisible, never to be noticed from the moment you enter an enemy red zone, the execution of guards and your main plot related victim and then subsequently you escape from the now aware and volatile area unseen.
All of the games in the series have a standard method and inventory for taking either approach. Some games introduced gameplay that made things handier (I’m not talking about not drowning in 2 feet of water like in the first game, though that was appreciated). In Unity we have our first unique change, a sort of throw-back to the Commandos games, where you can assume a disguise to bypass your enemies, but it will evaporate if you get to close to them. This can be quite a useful trick, so long as you disguise yourself not as the people you’re trying to bypass. Speaking of Commandos, it had the same offer of going stealthy and making your life easier, or risking more volatile approaches which did not guarantee a level complete.
I could have added the Rocksteady Batman games in to this section, because let’s face it they’re very similar, also in their marketing with one coming out every year and not much changing (I do like the games though). But Batman does allow for more freedom in terms of going in and completely annihilating without the need of stealth, even if it is favourable, compared to Creed.
By that rule I’ve applied, I could also add games like Dishonoured, Hitman Absolution, and Deus Ex to name a few.
So while you can go at it from a madman killer perspective, certain games let you know, quite promptly, it’s not the best method and you’ll probably be killed or trapped if you don’t plan things out properly. And if you do succeed by blazing in like a constipated bull, you may only survive due to luck or a glitch in your favour. Some games reward you with that fictional badge of honour that is an achievement boop (well not anymore Xbox One!) if you complete a game that offers a variety of completion methods in gameplay and you choose to be an invisible killer or passer-by of opponents until the very end.
Nevertheless as I said it is possible to take on certain missions of a more abrupt approach, but Assassins Creed is a stealth game, it’s just still not as pure as we need to really feel like what stealth embodies.
See no, hear no, stealth so
Ok we’ve covered a very brief variety of how stealth games actually come in different packages and that there are variant degrees throughout. We have shooters that offer tactical approaches, which still count as stealth but are no necessary at all, because these games usually lump you with a backpack armoury to slew all foes. We have action stealth games, that have stealth in their description title, rightfully so but still allow room to manoeuvre in how true to the art you need to be. Now let’s talk about games that mean for you to be a stealth pro and will let you know without delay that any other tactic earns you a time out in the naughty chair aka the death loading screen.
Translation: Never shoot a donkey with a melon full of lying cheese pens
I suppose it won’t be a shock that I’ll be focusing heavily on Splinter Cell and yet given the recent games released under the title it feels a bit tarnished, not in terms of the games themselves (I found Conviction and Blacklist to be fun enough), but in terms of using this series as a sound basis for what a full blooded stealth game is.
Splinter Cell was one of the first games many people were exposed to that put such a taxing emphasis on truly operating under stealth. I myself remember having to become one with the NSA training program to pass a particular submarine mission.
Thief isn’t just about keeping quiet throughout so that you don’t get stabbed, I mean that’s paramount but it’s also because in a way you have to because being a little tricky voleur is your livelihood. The first few games were pure in essence, you had a code of honour and a code of action. Similar to the laws of Assassins Creed but the darkness of Thief gave an air of no other options. In Creed you character, your decisions rapidly birthed freedom and straying. The newest game in the Thief series, offers a looser approach similar and yet not as polar to how Splinter Cell is headed.
Sniper orientated games could be classified as true stealthy games as well. I suppose many of us assume that stealth means to be clad in black taking out naughty nerdowells from questionable angles rarely with a non-melee weapon. Sniper Elite is a popular series where you can’t just run away or whip out your RPG to beat your missions with flourish.
The night is Dark and full of dildos
A think most of us can admit that a common trait of extreme stealth games, is constant replaying and reanalysing your approach after death screens rub your inability to keep the noise down in your face. Truth be told the annoyance comes from my own underdoing’s but primarily from how long it takes to load up from a save file. That’s an irritating for any game!
Could have paid off a mortgage waiting on this game….
I think that stealth plays an important part in video games, as a mechanic for practise (not for real life assassinations of course…of course) and as a style of gameplay we should keep enjoying. Some people find that they aren’t good at a certain genre of gaming and I can see how stealth games might be a scary area for the uninitiated. Yet I believe that it’s a genre that yields reward and skill in repetition (whereas sometimes that isn’t always a naturally honed skill with fighting or driving games). It would be interesting to see stealth games come out further introducing interesting, sometimes accurate and innovative styles of gameplay.
2:41 AM on 12.17.2014
Given that I am not employed by Destructoid, there should be no conflict in this particular piece. I am also not paid by or engage in lude acts with Threaks. Though I do engage in raunchy times with German beer.
The year has gone by quite quickly, as many before have, and while many people are writing about their favourite games or what they are thankful for, I'd like to take this chance to combined the two and give a shout out to a wonderful indie gaming company based in Hamburg, called Threaks.
The guys at Threaks created a video game called Beatbuddy and it's a game that I still play on PC and on iOs. I don't just play the game because it's fun, because I have had extremely pleasurable memories of my interaction with the team behind it when I did press related work for them, but because it's one of the things that helps get through a rather long and depressing commute 5 days a week, to and from work.
I have helped out or worked for a few game related companies and to be honest the only ones that keep in touch and show actual appreciation, instead of just cutting ties despite you helping to promote their game, are these guys. I was part of the PR team for Maia and spent a lot of time reaching out, sending codes and press releases to various companies. My thanks for this was nothing and then for some reason to be unfollowed by the creator of the game. This is just one example. My point with this is that the gaming industry can be quite a tight clique'd one but only for a few people. It's not that open to letting new people in, without almost ensuring they know there's a class distinction. I've met a lot of lovely people, but I've also been met with a pretentiousness that has no place existing.
The guys at Threaks, are humble, creative, friendly and are one of the reasons that I want to maintain and evolve in larger strides within the gaming industry, because that honesty and openess to engage and offer credit where it's due, it sorely needed. Especially these days when there's so much drama running rampant. This is also something that could be remember by communities.
So thank you Threaks, thank you Germany, thank you Opium, thank you to the friendly Dtoid folk I know and thank you to the people within the gaming industry in the UK who can even spare a moment to say hi and remember we all started somewhere and they all climbed the ladder with the help of other people.
Have a good Christmas and New Year everyone and if you want, check out Beatbuddy, the game or the awesome soundtrack. It made me take a few moments to enjoy a game, bop my shoulders, when some days, lots really, were grey.
Link to the Beatbuddy App: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/beatbuddy-hd/id774751518?ls=1&mt=8
Link to Beatbuddy on Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/231040/
If anyone would like a promo code for the iOs version, I have a couple so hit me a DM over at my Twitter @tilderasgrave
1:00 PM on 11.03.2014
We did Friday Night Frights last week and it was a really enjoyable experience. The film chosen was Creepshow (what a load of shit that was...with a surprising cast). This week we want to pick something that ups the anty a bit and go for proper spooky. Or as chav Panza would say "iz propah shitpants m8".
As always place your prefered time (including zone so we can work that shizzle out) and any suggestions for the film. We pretty much decide the actual film at the last minute, but give you time to 'acquire it'.
Don't forget your skype as well!
Look forward to seeing more people join in.
10:33 AM on 10.05.2014
Before the panties get twisted, I am not an advocate of either side of this gamer gate thing, but sometimes you gotta rant.
"Check your privilidge"
If you're white and male, automatically you are oveflowing in an abundance of privilege. Because someone else said so, mkay. If you also happen to be straight, the worst of all orientations clearly, then the general consensus is you have never suffered any trauma in your life and if you have, it's unlikely to compare to trauma suffered by anyone that does not identify as you. Or you know look like you. Ya pasty mick fuck.
The problem with this is very simple, you don't need me to spell it out. Every damn person matters, everyone should be heard and no one suffering should ever be demeaned. Everyone is someones child. If your child was bullied because they were gay, if they were in agony because they didn't feel they were in the right body and if they were dismissed because they tick the "default privilege" boxes, how would you feel?
"I'm *insert recent sexual/gender orietantion that never existed before the last couple of years and probably wouldn't if the internet didn't exist*"
I'm funny about my own sexual orientation, mainly because none of the mainstream ones really apply to me. I like tits and hips, but I don't really enjoy the gay 'scene', because all I've ever been exposed to was the negative side. This is a personal opinion based on relationships and nothing to do with political stances. Anyway, just a brief disclaimer before someone says "who are you to speak, you're just a bear". You don't know what/who I am, so never assume.
It's not exactly the claiming you're a hypersexual, shoelace queer avodcao, so much as that you assume eveyrone else should telepathically be aware of this and if they say "excuse me m'aam" when addressing you in public, because maybe you dropped something or maybe they need to get by you, that you lose your shit, log in to tumblr and start ranting about the oppresssive world.
"I was raped by ..."
Anything that is not actually rape. In an episode of Transparent, a feminist lecturer says that an exclamation mark ! is seen as a masculine and by existing is a form of rape against the feminine.
Please do shut up with your stupid stupid noise.
Claiming that you are being raped daily by even the existence of white CIS males, grammar rules or a mascara pen on a shelf, because it represents phallic dominnance is not only moronic, but completely dismissive and insulting to anyone on this planet who has been raped or suffered sexual/abusive trauma.
No, calm yourself before you pass out, I don't just mean this word.
People that are upset when strangers or anyone label them on their behalf, then doing so in return are hypocritcial and childish. If a man says he's a man, if a woman says she's a woman, she does not need to include CIS in a disclaimer if they do not wish, for your benefit. Plus I can't look at that word without thinking of cysts, which ain't nobody got time for. But I don't just mean CIS, obviously not and I understand what it means, in the correct, non-aggressive context, but the general notion that you alone have the right to choose what you are is fine. I do it, other people do it.
But if you can dish it, you may as well take it, because textual/verbally assaulting someone else and telling them what they are, completely eradicates any sympathy you are owed and the basic point you tried to get across
In what world do we live in, where it is not common knowledge and common sentiment, that anyone is susceptible to abuse and everyone has the same rights (well they should, but the world we live in ya know)? I see many people on Twitter alone, that hark of the obscenity of segregation, yet they themselves are the most prominent advocators via self segregation. Because if you don't stand out, if you're not in your own bubble, then you won't get as much attention, you're not as special and you can't play that triumph victimising card, which many people do like to play.
If we look at the gaming industry alone, we know that there is corruption and sexism. If we make our eyes less Brock-like, we know that the same is said of so many other industries in the world. Gaming is no different, the shock factor shouldn't be so damn high. Bigotry is rampant, sexism is tragically alive and well and we should not put up with it, but so far the efforts made, the howls screamed have no bettered that for anyone.
We spend so much time catergoirising and arguing over that, the point is missed and lost. It's like when you sit down and make a colour coded chart of when you're going to study before exams and you don't really follow it. You spent more time with your highlighter and writing headers in as nice a pensmanship as possible, than you did studying and improving your chances of succeeding. It's the same with the methods that have been going on currently.
"We are warriors, we are soldiers"
Show me your scars. Show me your wounds. Show me anything that validates using that terminglogy as you sit in front of your laptop, with your latest iphone and argue online. Giving yourself a title that is something someone else actually is, literally and deserves, when you do not, is disrespectful and arrogant.
"If you're not with us you're against us"
Am I? ...and? .....that it? Ok good, have a nice day.
3:16 PM on 09.28.2014
It doesn't.....moving on!
BEST ELBOWS IN VIDYJA GURMS!
DK's elbow double as a shag. And by shag I don't mean what you think I mean, dirty birdies. His fluffy, carpet like fur covers all of his body, but excentuates his strong elbows, in a way that would make a brony convert.
Most would say "Hey Glowbear, Rayman doesn't even harm arms, let alone elbows" - but I say to you, who has the right to judge what an elbow is. If you're white and hetreosexual then I don't want to hear you dismiss this man of ray's game-given right to be acknowledged as an elbow wielder. Seriously get a grip.
Last year, scandal ripped the nations of the earth when it was revealed that Worms, are actually elbows. This makes absolute sense if you think about it, especially in relation to the strength and angling needed to hurl bombs and various other weapons. Without elbows, there can be no victory.
Big Daddy's elbows deserve a spot on this list, because they are vital to his capacity to wield a massive fucking drill and hoist it up and down as it completel annihiliates anyone that he shakes hands with.
Need I say more?
I'm frothing up here.
6:27 AM on 09.21.2014
I thought it would be a good idea to start a series of readings based on terrible gaming fanfiction. The first bundle are depraved sexual nopeness and then we start getting it the flat out stupid, in terms of 'plot' and use of the English language. More will come, I intend to update frequently on our channel