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The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us - 450,000 Zombies walking amongst us already!
Gibbo | 6:08 AM on 09.06.2008 11 comments



Yep, the Zombie apocalypse is finally upon us. According to the BBC around 450,000 Zombies are already walking amongst us. Here are some quotes from the news article informing us of our impending doom.

"The Shadowserver Foundation, which tracks zombie numbers worldwide, said it had seen at least a threefold increase in the last three months."

The jump in individual zombie numbers is linked to a series of wide-spread attacks that inject malicious code on to legitimate websites that tries to compromise any visiting machine.

The article also mentions that gangs, most probably the Mafia and/or Umbrella, are trying to control the zombies and use them as soldiers against us. It seems that the finger is pointing to Malicious Code for the Viral Outbreak but i've also got a hunch that it's just part of the Large Hadron Collider's plan to kill us all. Now if Zombie Media has taught us anything, it's that we either go to our local shopping area and lock ourselves in, or go all the way up to Manchester and breed and/or use Wardrox as a sacrifice if the Zombies find us. Thinking about, maybe PAX was just a way to spread the zombie outbreak. Remember to not go on any Legitimate Websites as most will have been infected. OH WAIT. AHHHHHHH!

(extra: Half Life 2: Episode 3 comes out today!)



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Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 07:38
Jamie McGinn
Raaaaarrrggggg! Irn Bru!
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 07:42
Rifter01
You have found the thing you must never know! Nao I must hav u braaaiiiiinnnnsss!!
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 09:07
Macca
Come to think about it, there was a lot of touching at PAX...
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:15
Aziel13
BRAINZ!
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:56
Gameboi
Who knew that zombies had the mental capacity to overtake computers? Guess that high brain diet paid off after all.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 11:02
randombullseye
Pro Tip: Blunt force to a zambie's brain kills them. Unless you're in Re-animator or Return of the living dead. Then you're screwed.
NadjaRiot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 12:37
NadjaRiot
I would actually love for there to be a zombie apocalypse, sounds like the funs.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 15:13
SnakeDude4Life
Zombies?

Could it be... METAL GEAR?

Time to shine. *Cocks Shotgun*
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 17:16
Aaron Mxy Yost
Hey guys I heard there was no more room in hell.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 15:54
CrocBox
METAL GEAR!? CAVE DEMON BROKE MY KNIFE!

Zombies using computers? Well that explains tech support...
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