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LISTO PARA CINCO DE MAYO
Geraldo Beedog | 3:07 PM on 05.05.2009 50 comments




Hoy es Cinco de Mayo, y Senor Geraldo Beedog está listo para comenzar el partido. por favor tomar este
tiempo para disfrutar de su JOURNALISM y recordar a los beedogs que murieron para que esta gran fiesta.

FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO Y VIVA MIGUEL PATTON!



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Dejar de escribir estas en Safari...
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Sious des mios NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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¿Que pasa?

Isla de encanta.
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PARA JOURNALISMO!
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POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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No pongo en duda mi JOURNALISM habilidades, Senor Cantler!

Disfrutar de su trastorno de la personalidad...
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que?
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DONDE ES LA BIBLIOTECAAAAA???
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SIOUS DES MIOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Colette Bennett's Destructoid Blog
Topher speaks Spanish?
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WHAT IS THIS MOON LANGUAGE?
Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
Topher habla un poco Espanol. Por JOURNALISM del Espanol.
007's Destructoid Blog
o es /esta/? No puedo recuerdar...
sweetchuck's Destructoid Blog
Also, s-o-c-k-s.
Danzflor's Destructoid Blog
PERIODISMO!

OH POR DIOS!

primera Vez que me siento como escribiendo, pero en un post tan...LOL xD

habia olvidado completamente que era 5 de mayo hoy jajaja :P

[b]Becasue Destructoid Speak Spanish Too
Porque Destructoid Tambien habla Español[/b]

=B!!!!
falinter's Destructoid Blog
PACO THE TACO
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Tengo que usar la biblioteca baño!
ammoelf3's Destructoid Blog
Sacar la busura, y mucho doleres con carne de mi dormitorio. Pues... me duele mi cabeza, y tu mama tambien. Puedo al bano y cortar el cesped. Tu coche es muy limpio.
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Mondo Cane is fucking great. I can't wait for the actual record.
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Yay I understood that! Thanks Spanish 2!
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Este dia lo festejamos por que le pegamos en la madre a los pinches franceses (pero igual quien no ha derrotado a los franceses) Mexico por el gane [thats Mexico for the win...... bitches =P]
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Yo habla Espanol tambien senor. Mas cervesa, por favor.
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C'est JOURNALISM!
de BLOO's Destructoid Blog
No manches Geraldo.

Que poca madre...
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Deja que te explique en palabras sencillas para que entiendas,
llego el dueño de la tienda,
el q tiene todo super controlado,
friamente calculado.
El que pone a la cultura latina a mover esos gluteos
como terremoto en China.
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La reina de la noche La diosa del vudu
Yo no podre salvarme Podras salvarte tu?
La tela de la arana, La una del dragon
Te lleva a los infiernos Ella es tu adiccion:
Te besa y te desnudo con tu baile demencial,
Tu cierras los ojitos y te dejas arrastrar,
Tu te dejas arrastrar:

[CORO:]
Ella que sera She's livin' la vida loca Y te dolera
Si de verdad te toca Ella es tu final
Vive la vida loca Ella te dira
Vive la vida loca She's livin' la vida loca

Se fue a New York City
A la torre de un hotel
Te ha robado la cartera
Se ha llevado hasta tu piel
Por eso no bebia De tu copa de licor
Por eso te besabe Con narcotico sabor,
Es el beso de calor

[CORO]

Te besa y te desnuda con su baile demencial
Tu cierras los ojitos y te dejas arrastrar
Tu te dejas arrastrar

Ella que sera She's livin' la vida loca,
Y te dolera Si de verdad te toca
Ella es tu final,
Vive la vida loca
Ella te dira
Vive la vida loca
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Yo Quiero Senor Mike Patton.
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I'm gonna go with Sadistic here.


...Que?
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Siiiiiii Senior Cantler! Mucho bueno! SIIIIII ...

I don't speak Spanish sorry ;(
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señor beedog yo lo amo
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Tacos. Burritos. Eiffel Tower.
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Tengo una cita con amiga, a las ocho de la noche.

But what does "Aqui esta" actually mean?!?
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stick le penae in la boca
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Best post ever

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Bad internetz ¬¬


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Some motherfucker on the news today said, "As they say in Mexico, voila!"
I'm sick of you "el journalistos" and your "espanol."
Have some swine flu with your margaritas.
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@Rifter01

"Aqui Esta" Means Here Is It

El Journalismo Es lo Mejor ;)
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Desarbispoconstantinopolisarse.
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tu penne y tu tetas es muy grande. me gusta
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Y'all suck at spanish!
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Estoy comiendo Taco Bell ahora. Que irónico.
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todos estan loco.
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It's ironic that 5 de Mayo is not THAT important to us, mexicans.
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GLORIOUS MIGUEL PATTON!
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i dont speak german
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tengo gusto de burito.

jaime le burito. oui oui

Das burito wird von mir genossen.
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que chingados!? por un momento creía que eras Indígena Americano, o Hawaiano.....si eres Mexicano verdad?????


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HELLO.
Dear readers of Destructoid, patrons of internet media, lovers of all things just and true. My name is Geraldo Beedog. I would write an introduction of sorts to acquaint you with my background and past ventures, but surely you are already quite familiar with me and my JOURNALISM. It pleases me to have become part of such a fine community, filled with purveyors of JOURNALISM. Surely you needn't be reminded of my ROYAL LINEAGE, so I will leave you to enjoy my personal blog; and all of the resplendent JOURNALISM encased therein.

Thank you.


Mrs. Beedog and our two wonderful children


Also, Mike Patton. <3

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