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YEAH JOURNALISM!!!!!
Dude, seriously. Go away until next April.
How are you going to deal with all these zombies?
The zombie invasion shall be halted with the sheer POWER of my REPORTING. Like a beam of holy light, it is.
So Geraldo, you shave your moustache during your war coverage? Does that have any special meaning?
Don't listen to topher, Geraldo I want to see this cblog be a regular thing for you.
The military has strict regulations regarding facial hair. One might think that whomever photoshopped ... I mean TOOK those pictures was too lazy to put a moustache on every one, but NAY. It is but one of the many sacrifices I must make in order to bring you JOURNALISM.
Luckily, my moustache grows back in a matter of MERE MINUTES upon my return from the field, as it is powered by the sheer MANLINESS of my reporting abilities.
Geraldo Beedog is my hero. He found my copy of Sports, and saved my infant son from a burning building!
Thanks Geraldo!
Also, I'd like to add that his mustache is simply glorious. It once performed 'stache to mouth resuscitation on a dog that choked on too much epic journalism.
All in a day's work, good sir.
Geraldo Beedog makes Barbara Walters look like Vanilla Ice.
Become a dentist! Listen to your ancestor!
*facepalm*
Is that a JEALOUS facepalm, Mr. Cantler? Bit envious of Geraldo? MY JOURNALISM CRUSHES YOUR JOURNALISM.
GERALDO BEEDOG IS THE FUCKING MAN.
Can I get a t shirt that just says JOURNALISM?
@Geraldo- That's not hard to do considering I'm not a journalist.
Do you use some kind of wax or gel to keep your moustache so luxurious?
GODDAMN RIGHT YOU AREN'T, GOOD SIR.
Although you are astonishingly handsome.
he he he you said "hard"
Journalisms.
@Char Aznable: My moustache is naturally luxurious, made spectacular only by my reporting. Thank you for noticing.
I want to fuck you. hard.
dental journalism
TEDDY GAGE ladies and gentlemen. It is a pleasure to provide you with my JOURNALISM.
I hear Geraldo Beedog can Journalism up to thirty miles at any one time.
Has anyone ever noticed that you never see Topher Cantler and Geraldo Beedog in the same room?
My apologies for my previous comment Geraldo.
It is just your moustache mate... i couldnt resist it!
Yes, well. Sorry public, but these scarabs bites are beginning to worry me. I must go flush my tender skin with a hydrogen-peroxide and JOURNALISM solution. I shall return to JOURNALISM with you another time.
Kisses,
Geraldo Beedog
No worries, Daddyg, happens all the time. Also journalism.
No one has ever seen Topher, Beedog, and Batman in the same room either...
I have never seen myself or Topher in the same room together either!
It is for the best as i would probably jack off.
I saw them in the same room together, but it turned out to be a wet dream.
It's because we tend to argue a lot.
I am majoring in Journalism. This is relevant to my interests.
I am majoring in Beedog Mating Habits. This is relevant to my interests.
Sexual interests.
moustaches powered by journalism! beards powered by integrity!
Is Topher having a multi-personality moment?
Like Clark Kent with glasses, we may never know the true identity of Geraldo Beedog whom is my baby's daddy.
Oh hai HushGush!
Geraldo Beedog is so hip, they don't make pants that fit him.
I've already got a bit of journalism for you.
How come you have a mustache now, but in the photos on your sidebar the mustache is missing??
And don't give me none of that "shaving" business. A mustache like yours is permanent!
YOU WEREN'T THERE! YOU LIAR!
Geraldo Beedog saving the world, one news story at a time.
Beedog uses a Mac LOLZ
You're one hell of a reporter, Geraldo.
JRNLZM
First you get the Money, then you get the Weemen then you get the JOURNALISM
He's covered wars, ya know.
FACT: Chuck Norris ripped his mustache off in the presence of Geraldo Beedog's JOURNALISM glory.
I used to be a passive aggressive cunt, but Geraldo Beedog came into my life and JOURNALISM. Now I don't pretend to get funny texts so I don't look lonely. I even began to confront people directly instead of leaving notes at their doors!
Thank you Beedog!
GERALDO BEEDOG IS MY HERO :D SO MUCH JOURNALISM!