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Travesty. It's a sad day for everyone with tastebuds...even if there is no Dunkin Donuts in my town.
Everyone knows that blueberries make everything more delicious. Par example: Pancakes. Blueberry Pancakes. Muffin. Blueberry muffin. Nothing. Blueberries.
Those motherfuckers think they're better than us? Just because they don't eat blueberry bagels? NO SIR.
Also, Geraldo Beedog plush. What.
WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[sobs] Everyone loves those Ba---gels, I know I do[/sobs]
NOOOOOOOOO I ONLY HAD THIS ONCE IN MY LIFE :( I'll never have it again. *sad panda*
Do they still have the blueberry cake donuts?!
Este es un día terrible para todos! ¿Qué vamos a comer? ¿Cómo vamos a hacer noticia?
POR QUEEEEEEE
Damn, Espanol. Senor Beedog debe ser fuckin' angustiado.
HAHAHAHA!!!
I think this is an other case for JOURNALISM! Does is have anything to do with Mike Patton ?
Oh yeah and BTW that Beedog plush is absolutely amazing! DO Want >_>
What is a Blueberry Bagel ?
Also, what is a Dunkin Donut ?
DD gets a large slurpee filled with killer bees.
... black iced coffee?
Its like I just found out what the Matrix is. They tell me steak tastes like steak, but how do I even know what steak tastes like? They tell me "this is what iced coffee is" and, in reality, it doesn't have to bee that way? I...
Excuse, please. I have had a moment of clarity. I have to go walk the Earth like Cain...
Are blueberries included in the everything bagel? NO! Ergo, they have no place in DD’s lineup.
Creo que, me voy a morir...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that more likely means that the "everything" bagel fails.
WHORE MOUTH!!!
This sounds like the work of the Pro-Simit Alliance
Yo nunca comer eso. Se asemeja pelo.
You know this is real JOURNALISM as the MSM seem to be ignoring the story.
1. Search out local Dunkin' Donuts, see which ones still might have the bagels in stock.
2. Ask person behind counter for blueberry bagels. All of them.
3. Horde until time is appropriate.
4. Bring your own Dunkin' Donuts blueberry bagel to the shop and demand they make you an egge and cheese sandwich using it.
IN UNLIKELY EVENT THAT 4 FAILS, DO NOT ABORT MISSION, JUMP COUNTER AND ASSUME ATTACK MODE.
Pfft, everything bagels > all other bagels.
We really only have Tim Horton's up here in Canada but I understand your pain. Several years ago they got rid of blueberry Timbits, basically my heroin, and I had a few rough years following that. But those bastards are tempting me now by reintroducing the blueberry goodness for a limited time only T_T
Fight the power, señor beedog!!! Show them they cannot desrespect breakfast like that!!
hmm...... bagels
Say it ain't so! I absolutely love DD blueberry bagels, but have been avoiding the place lately because the lines are so fucking long at the train station. This is a sad, sad day.
RIP
No Dunkin' Donuts near me anyways, though I feel obligated to share the following:
Blueberry bagel + Strawberry cream cheese = Greatness
That is all.
WHERE THERE WAS JOURNALISM TO REPORT, GERALDO BEEDOG WAS THERE!
Sorry for your bagel loss :( Hope you can find something else to help fuel your desire to JOURNALISM.
WITHOUT LORD BEEDOG, HOW WILL I GET MY JOURNALISM
Mixing blueberrys eggs and cheese FTL!
OHHH WHYYYYYYY BLUEBERRY BAGEL'S DEAAAAAD
GOOOD BYEEEEEEE MY FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNDD
Don't have a Dunkin nearby... but Tim Horton's makes a pretty awesome Blueberry bagel!
BYYYYYYYYYYEE BYYYYYYYYYYEEEEE MISS BLUEBERRY BAGEL PIE, DROVE MY TRUCK INTO THE DUNKIN NOW MY STOMACH IS CRYIN', THEM GOOD OLD BOYS THAT DRANK THEIR COFFEE AND WHINED, ASKING, "YOU GOT SOME MORE OF THEM RYE?" WOAH, "YOU GOT SOME MORE OF THEM RYE"....
Sr. Beedog, thank you for exposing this injustice with your JOURNALISM. You are doing god's work and jeebus thanks you.
This is almost as tragic the day they discontinued the Surge slurpee.
WE WILL OVERCOOOOME...
Egg and cheese on a blueberry bagel? Iced black coffee??
What in the buttcocking fuck is wrong with your taste buds, did you have a stroke or something?!?
@Blasto
Oh no, you did not just diss that combo
@Moo
Damn skippy. Now excuse me while I finish my cheesecake with honey barbecue sauce...
If they end the coffee cake muffin...
....No, I'll put that out of my mind.
What. The. Fuck. A few years ago I used to work at Dunkin and Blueberry was easily our most popular bagel (besides plain obviously). I can't believe they'd discontinue it. Oh well, I've been getting my breakfast sandwiches at Brueggers Bagels lately anyways.
You mix blueberries with egg and cheese? Damn it America!
Blasto, that sounds tempting...
Dunkin Donuts sells bagels?
SUCK IT UP BEEDOG!
Eat cinnamon Raisin bagels and make believe that your tears and those raisins mixed together become blueberries.
no more blueberry bagels with lox spread? :(
there's always western bagel. dunkin was always inferior anyway.
You handsome (bee)dog!
I never had one of these.
But I must join in mourning with the great Geraldo Beedog. his pain is our pain.
I'm still a sad panda not that I have a DD near me at all. It still makes me sad :(
I like how Topher can use Geraldo for rants and still seem sane. :p
I don't mean this to sound condescending in any way, but Blueberry bagels are pretty common in any grocery store. So- not as convenient, but it sure as hell beats getting plain bagels...
Commentism.