games  anime  |  toys
This is a Dtoid readers's blog. For staff blogs click here. Confused? read this Create you own!  |   Members: Login now





EXPOSE: RetroforceGO is LATE
Geraldo Beedog | 2:10 PM on 05.30.2009 23 comments


After much rigorous INVESTIGATION, it has been determined by yours truly that this week's episode of RetroforceGO! is now an entire day LATE. As a JOURNALIST, it is my sworn duty to get to the bottom of this matter and UNRAVEL THE MYSTERY of WHY. Here's what we know so far:

1. Mr. Cantler, the show's producer, completed his work on the episode early Friday morning.
2. The aforementioned podcast was scheduled to be released the very same day.
3. It WASN'T.
4. We are out of popsicles.

Given these facts, I now make it my mission to shed light on this scandal and expose the truth. With JOURNALISM.

Enjoy this header image, which is of Mike Patton.

Onward. To JOURNALISM.



Attached photos:

Photo

Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

0


Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

23 comments | showing # 1 to 23

prev next

taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
What is your favorite Mike Patton band? Also Episode X was good, but RetroForce Gaiden is better.
Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
That's not Mike Patton, it's a picture of Xiaoyu Zhang in the bathtub.
Geraldo Beedog's Destructoid Blog
NONSENSE. There are 300 photos stored on the hard drive of my NETBOOK OF JUSTICE, and 299 of them are of PATTON.

True, I left hurriedly in the name of JOURNALISM and forgot to put in my contacts, but my vision is not so blurred that I would make such a mistake. The odds are in my favor that it is a picture of Mike Patton. Do not challenge me, Mr. Cantler, WHERE IS THE SHOW??
Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
There was a problem with the place we host the file. It's all good now, the show will be up in a couple hours. Calm down.

Also, dude, I'm telling you, it's Xiaoyu.
Technophile's Destructoid Blog
Looks like Mike Patton to me. Delicious, Delicious Mike Patton.
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
COME TO ME!
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
So you're saying the show is period late.. meaning the show is pregnant?

oh em gee who is the dad?! you must use your dental journalism skills to sniff out the truth, this is serious business!
Justice's Destructoid Blog
"There are 300 photos stored on the hard drive of my NETBOOK OF JUSTICE, and 299 of them are of PATTON."

So if 300 of them are of me, yet 299 are of Patton, does this mean the 299 of Patton also have me in them?
Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
Psst... The show is up now, your investigation is invalid. And that's still not Patton.
Geraldo Beedog's Destructoid Blog
SHUT UP!!
Analoge's Destructoid Blog
Which is the real Topher?

Which one do I shoot?
gatorsax2010's Destructoid Blog
Let them both live! For JOURNALISM.
garison's Destructoid Blog
I went into withdrawls without my Friday RFGO. Thanks for informing us, Geraldo :)
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
JOURNALISM, BITCHES
IroN1c's Destructoid Blog
Who's this Patton guy? And this Cantler?
eternalplayer2345's Destructoid Blog
I the reason it's late the same reason almost all rfgo's vanished off itunes! I require more journalism!
Kraid's Destructoid Blog
Wars he has live-blogged them!
brosef's Destructoid Blog
Geraldo Beedog is the Bob Woodward of video games.
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
JOURNALISM.
ThunderHeartXI's Destructoid Blog
Damn, Mike Patton has gotten a lot hotter over the years.
FalconReaper's Destructoid Blog
JOURNALISM


prev next


Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

 about me

I've liveblogged wars.










HELLO.
Dear readers of Destructoid, patrons of internet media, lovers of all things just and true. My name is Geraldo Beedog. I would write an introduction of sorts to acquaint you with my background and past ventures, but surely you are already quite familiar with me and my JOURNALISM. It pleases me to have become part of such a fine community, filled with purveyors of JOURNALISM. Surely you needn't be reminded of my ROYAL LINEAGE, so I will leave you to enjoy my personal blog; and all of the resplendent JOURNALISM encased therein.

Thank you.


Mrs. Beedog and our two wonderful children

 friends' updates
BlindsideDork's Profile BlindsideDork
Leaked Transformers: RotF trailer #2 = YES PLEASE!
Brad Rice's Profile Brad Rice
Review: Sky Crawlers: Innocent Aces
calpis's Profile calpis
5 Free codes for 30 and Dirty (iPhone/iTouch game)
Chad Concelmo's Profile Chad Concelmo
The #1 reason to watch the Puppy Bowl this weekend
ChrisFurniss's Profile ChrisFurniss
Nintendo Power remixed buttons
Colette Bennett's Profile Colette Bennett
The Whispered World gets lucky at German Game Dev Awards
Dale North's Profile Dale North
Level 5 developing PS3 and Wii titles
danpaladin's Profile danpaladin
FREE Castle Crashers King Packs!
DtoidNewYork's Profile DtoidNewYork
Dtoid NY's Brocast records tonight
Hitogoroshi's Profile Hitogoroshi
Catching up on Bru-Ray Releases.
iconsam's Profile iconsam
Five Word Reviews
Jack Thompson's Profile Jack Thompson
Fails at blogging.
Japanese-Bobtail's Profile Japanese-Bobtail
LOVE{
Joseph Leray's Profile Joseph Leray
Have a new Dragon Ball DS 2: Assault! Red Ribbon Army trailer
Mikey's Profile Mikey
The Destructoid Comic: Open fire!
Mrs Beedog's Profile Mrs Beedog
MONDAY IS READY!
Nick Chester's Profile Nick Chester
Ezio in Rome for next Assassin's Creed
Niero's Profile Niero
Last call! Win $300 Legion dollars right meow
Rockvillian's Profile Rockvillian
I Suck at Games: Negative Reinforcement Negatively Reinforces Everything
superflossy's Profile superflossy
Happy Birthday Christian Bale!!!
Takayuki Beedog's Profile Takayuki Beedog
Fails at blogging.
Topher Cantler's Profile Topher Cantler
The art of The Journalism Show: Episode 03


 
 
  get involved

register or login
post a blog
post a forum
enter a contest
contribute a news tip
suggest a feature
be a guest editor
support

new member's guide
login assistance
tech support
report abuse
email our editors
read our dev blog
nuclear crisis?
keep in touch

RSS feed
Twitter
Facebook
Myspace
Flickr
Game nights
Meetup+play online
seriously

about Destructoid
advertising
terms of use
privacy policy
jobs at MM
buy our crap
our network

Tomopop
Japanator
Despingation?




Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
living the dream since March 16, 2006