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BREAKING: RFGO will be late AGAIN
Geraldo Beedog | 3:40 AM on 06.19.2009 23 comments




Greetings, denizens of the internet. It is with a heavy heart that I must bestow upon you the shocking news that RetroforceGO! will be late again this week. After much VIGILANT INVESTIGATION, I have determined that a certain hosting service SUCKS, thusly making it impossible for the aforementioned podcast to be uploaded in a timely manner.

Geraldo Beedog is never one to speculate or draw his conclusions without substantial evidence, but there may also be a conspiracy involving Soviet Russia. Here's what we know so far:

1. As always, the handsome and talented Mr. Cantler finished producing the episode on time.
2. Said episode was to have been made available to the public at 2am Eastern time.
3. IT WASN'T.
4. Did you guys see the Faith No More reuinion show? Holy shit was that awesome.

Trust that Geraldo Beedog will surely get to the bottom of this, and you shall have your podcast no matter the cost. We must stand strong in the face of fuckety software, united. Using JOURNALISM to bring the truth into the light.

As consolation for the late podcast, and in honor of the reunion, please enjoy this photo of Mike Patton.

JOURNALISM.



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Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
It's Xaioyu Zhang again.
Geraldo Beedog's Destructoid Blog
What nonsense do you speak?
Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
The picture. It's not Mike Patton, it's Xaioyu Zhang again. I think you've got your folders labeled wrong.
Geraldo Beedog's Destructoid Blog
MADNESS. This is Xaioyu Zhang:


Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
Dude, you've got your ...

you know what, nevermind.
Topher Cantler's Destructoid Blog
Also, you know there's no such thing as Soviet Russia anymore, right?
Geraldo Beedog's Destructoid Blog
SILENCE, you COMMIE.
Kohlstream's Destructoid Blog
Show some respect Topher, Geraldo has liveblogged WARS for god's sake! This is real live JOURNALISM right here folks!
Technophile's Destructoid Blog
JOURNALISM!

Also, I think I want to do dirty things to Mike Patton now.

...not that that is a new thing.
Qalamari's Destructoid Blog
I think fuckety is my new favorite word. I shall endeavor to use it in an ordinary conversation at least once today.
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
Servers may stop podcasts from getting on time but nothing can stop the JOURNALISM.
Cadtalfryn's Destructoid Blog
I was really looking forward to that podcast when I woke up this morning. Now everything is ruined!
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
Topher, get on the phone and kick some ass with these fuckety fucks.


ShuperShawn's Destructoid Blog
NNOOOOOO!!!

This makes me a really sad panda :(
Kraid's Destructoid Blog
In Soviet Russia , JOURNALISM!
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
COMMUNISM
Stella Wong's Destructoid Blog
real journalizim :3
Dead Movie Star's Destructoid Blog
JOURNALISM.
eternalplayer2345's Destructoid Blog
Communism vs journalism, two ideals enter, one ideal leaves.
Cataract's Destructoid Blog
COMMU-JOURNALISM?
grafkhun's Destructoid Blog
Communistic journalism? or journalistic communism?
ZeroTolo's Destructoid Blog
Commurnalism?
Xhumation's Destructoid Blog
I could post something about Mr. Patton being a representative of the proletarian struggle but I'm just gonna sit here and admire your JOURNALISM!


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Portrait by Mikey










HELLO.
Dear readers of Destructoid, patrons of internet media, lovers of all things just and true. My name is Geraldo Beedog. I would write an introduction of sorts to acquaint you with my background and past ventures, but surely you are already quite familiar with me and my JOURNALISM. It pleases me to have become part of such a fine community, filled with purveyors of JOURNALISM. Surely you needn't be reminded of my ROYAL LINEAGE, so I will leave you to enjoy my personal blog; and all of the resplendent JOURNALISM encased therein.

Thank you.


Mrs. Beedog and our two wonderful children


Also, Mike Patton. <3

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