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1. Never get angry at the troll... speak calmly ... and slowly, like they're retarded.
2. Call them out as a troll... and tell them that you will have to assume that they are 12 years old and have no friends.
3. Pity the troll... talk about them like they're not there, and like they're retarded. Ignore the screaming in your ear and start talking to others on the team or in the group about how the poor troll probably has "little dick syndrome"... and that he has to yell at people and teamkill them to make up for the fact that he has a very tiny penis (and yes, use the word penis).
4. Talk about how they're not a very good troll... that they have no imagination and are very average.
Counter trolling a troll is just so easy... and better yet, you can really let loose with the insults because they deserve it. You also have a huge advantage in talking "about" them, rather than to them which is pretty demeaning. So yeah, keep trolling - cause I have tons of itty bitty penis jokes. :)