So apparently, PsychoSoldier felt like bragging about her weapons and swords. PSH! She thinks she's the only one with kickass weapons? My house if filled to the BRIM with kickass weapons that I ACTUALLY USE whenever an intruder breaks into my house! Straight up ghetto-style! Check out these badass weapons!



Check this shit out.
1. 2 Badass letter openers. Whenever shit gets too close, I can always whip one of these bad boys out for a quick stabby-stab. Who says you need a KNIFE when you can get a LEGAL letter opener!

2. Nerf 6-shooter. It's NERF or NOTHIN'!

3. Nunchucks. These are mostly for show. If you do some awesome 'chuckin', foes are guaranteed to freak the fuck out and run for their lives. It rarely comes down to actually using these weapons, so these would probably be a close-to-last-resort measure.

4. Belt. Any black person knows that there's no weapon greater that a BELT. You can whip the enemy into submission, use the buckle end to induce a concussion, or use the unbelievable shock wave from snapping the belt to frighten foes into surrendering. Seriously, I cracked this belt a little while ago and one of my ears went temporarily deaf. This is one of the most powerful weapons of my arsenal.

5. Rain stick. Unconventional, maybe, but at least 50% of a battle is psychological. When someone thinks they're being sneaky, I wander the dark with my creepy snake-sounding rainstick. Then, I close in for the kill AND RAIN THE PAIN!

6. TeeBall Bat. Its small, but dense. Meaning its good for portability and can still pack a punch. Better yet, its quiet--the complete opposite of the rain stick.

7. Elmo Puppet. I turned an awesome Elmo plush I found into a puppet and, when combined with my freakishly good Elmo voice, this motherfucker is creepy as hell. Its a surefire measure for making people pass out from fright. GUARANTEED.

8. Santa's Hat. This isn't so much a weapon as it is a part of my combat attire. It lulls my enemies into a false sense of security. They think I'm Santa bringing them a delightful present! Yeah, its a present alright. OF PAIN!

And here's another weapon at my disposal:



I have NO IDEA what the hell kind of instrument this thing is. Either way, it definitely plays lovely music... when I'm bringing it down on someone's head! SERIOUSLY! Check out the battle damage!!



Hell yes, this thing has seen some action.

Not pictured here is my wooden sword. Why? Because I cannot for the life of me find it! But who needs a WOODEN sword anyway when I have all these other awesome weapons! So yeah, PsychoSoldier's collection ain't all that. That swords fetishist ain't got shit on me!