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10 Things You Already Know About Genki-JAM
Genki-JAM \| 8:37 PM on 02.01.2009	22 comments

You know what? I was GOING to write a list of 10 things you don't know about me. Like how I met my step-dad's good friend SINBAD, or how I taught Jason David Frank how to spell the word "paradox," or how, through some background history I'm a Lithuanian prince. But FUCK THAT. Everyone's doing that, so here's a list of my highlights that you should already know!

1. I'm the cheapest player in Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix
And I've got the trophy to back it up. HA.

2. I'm 20 years old, and my birthday is April 6.
And my birthday was awesome.

3. I'm a Black man.
Fo' shizzle.

4. I'm super creative, and all my content is TOTALLY original.
Like this gem! I never imitate. I only create.

5. All those characters in my blog banner are the voices I can do.
I do a mean Cosby impression, too.

6. I am the reason Shitty Movie Night is still going.
No channel embed for you. Only a link!

7. I nevar show my face lolololol
You shall never see me without matlockery. NEVAR.

8. I fap to Atheistium furiously every night.
My desktop:

9. I sing really well
I think this soundtrack I put out proves that.

10. Wilbo wears skirts. He said so in Vent.

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21 comments | showing # 1 to 21

CWal37

Not gonna lie, I did not know all of that before reading.

taumpytears

I'm 20 and my birthday is April 3rd, the same as Hamza.

Vlambo

YOURE NOT BLACK LIES

Genki-JAM

@Vlambo
Not lies. Only truths. According to the United States of America, I am a black man. Period. End 'o story.

Majora

Hahaha awesome Atheistium Desktop :P
Isnt number 10 about Wilbo though :S

randombullseye

That athiestium wallpaper is brilliant.

Knivy

Thanks for streaming the puppy bowl!! <3 <3 <3

Vlambo

Those videos of you, you seem to be pretty white.

BulletTrain

Do you have the poke mons!? With the puddin and the puddin pops!?

Genki-JAM

@Vlambo
Sinbad also looks pretty white. But he's a black man, too. Therefore, your argument is moot. Also, I has a black mama.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Okay. Very creepy, haha. And we need more Genki-JAM voice prank calls! I was so happy when you pranked me that one day.

Vlambo

OH YOU'RE A LIGHT SKIN BROTHA! Thats cool. Shimuni, I shall show up next week

Genki-JAM

@Hamza
Yeah, I really want to do some more prank calls and crap. Sometime soon I need to get some dudes with me on Skype for some spontaneous cranking because I haven't flexed my voice chops in a while now. It saddens me.

Kraid

You Cosby is so fucking great man HAHAHAHAHAHH!

Maurice Tan

Haha, this must have been the only 10 things blog where I actually lol'd.

Haxan

Genki, you're a fucking treasure!

RiotMonster

Bahaha the wallpaper. How awesomely, creepy.
That's romantic.

atheistium

HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!

falinter

@ #8
Don't we all? >_>

AgentMOO

lol, I'm in the fapping material

Digital Sarcasm

dude, i love your bill cosby impression. nice job of pissing off walmart.

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