This is a summary of the entire Ninja Assassin movie...


NINJA ASSASSIN!!!!!!



Interesting flashback


Girl: Ninjas EXIST!



Guy: LOL no thay don't!



Ninja: Yeah, we do.



Interesting flashback


Guy: OMG.



Interesting flashback



Guy: NINJAS! NINJAS EVERYWHERE! OH NO! SHOOT THEM ALL AND RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!



Interesting flashback


Ninja: *sigh*

THE END.


2/5 stars. I saw what it was trying to do, but it didn't work. Lame story should could have been so much more. Mildly entertaining choreography completely ruined by too-hokey CG blood that GLOWS IN THE DARK WTF. Seriously, this movie is very meh. If you're desperate to see it at all, rent it later (or maybe come to ShiMuNi in a couple weeks?).

Everyone enjoy that leftover turkey and black friday shopping? I know I sure did. And now I'm almost BROKE! Well get ready to get depressed and throw up your leftovers this Saturday with.. yes..



NEW MOON.

Yeah, this time, a better version and yeah, we're really watching this. I hope you're ready for this, folks, 'cause it's gonna be a DOOZY. Oh, and there may or may not be a vidya stream beforehand tomorrow as I have projects due for school on Monday and Tuesday. Shit sux, mang.

Oh, and hey, I has a Twitter now and for some reason, I've gotten addicted to it.

Okay, seriously. I'm DEAD serious when I say this: Go buy Cabella Big Game Hunter 2010 right now on Amazon's Gold Box. It's currently only $23 and, seriously, this is actually a pretty cool game. Go try the demo if you're really uncertain, but let me clarify just HOW awesome this game is...



It has Batman's DETECTIVE VISION

HEART-shots are worth more than headshots, which means it ain't that easy

It has duck/rabbit hunting minigames mid-level

The rabbit hunting minigame has you using a SHOTGUN at almost POINT BLANK RANGE, blasting the hell out of cute little bunny rabbits.

The first level's boss fight is with A FUCKING MOUNTAIN LION

The game actually has A STORY. Sure, it's weak, but totally unexpected in a HUNTING game.

If you buy this game, it will encourage Cabella to go to the next step and make an open-world online co-op hunting game. Do you realize how FUCKWIN that would be? Because this feels like it's on the verge of heading in that direction.

Also, you owe it to Cabella.



Also, before anyone goes "But Genki, IGN gave it a 4.6!" Let me remind you of this...

So yeah.. tonight, we MIGHT be watching the awesome new 1-star-o-riffic movie



NEW MOON!!

If it uploads in time... If not, we'll be watching...




Kazaam. So stay tuned on that! Also, I've pretty much procrastinated this whole damn day away today due to Assassin's Creed 2 and SUPER laziness, so the usual vidya stream may be rather late tonight since I need to finish up some chores and crap. Also, it may or may not consist of me wandering through AssCreed 2. So also stay tuned on THAT. Either way, though, the movie will start at 10PM CST/11PM EST as usual.


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Sorry, had Beatles stuck in my head, hence that title. A cookie to the first to name the song referenced. So tonight we return to Anime, concluding Golden Boy. The 3:3 ratio from last time worked pretty well, it seems, so we're going to try it again tonight! Also, probably no Aniwednesday next week due to me being away for Thanksgiving. Sowwie guize. Though I have a lappy now, my relatives have no interbutts. Anyway, here's tonight's schedule!

7PM CST/8PM EST


Zoids: Guardian Force 9-11

In an old century of Zoids battling, Zoids are used for war! Watch and Vahn and his dino zoid buddy Zeke take on all challengers and kick some ass!

8:30PM CST/9:30PM EST

Trigun 4-6

The story of a lone gunman with a $$22 Billion bounty on his head, known as the mass murderous Vash the Stampede. But wait! He's actually a nice guy? Wut? OH SNAP HE HAS A GUN FOR AN ARM WHAT?

9:30PM CST/10:30AM EST

Golden Boy 4-6

The story of a horny 25-year old travelling student. There are titays, so its the last show of the night (after those kiddies have gone to sleep!).

New Famitsu scans reveal all!



It's a port. Hope it comes with some extra additions beyond achievo's.



They'll be releasing the first Ace Attourney eps 1-4 in one set (1200 points), then later the complete second game (1200 points), then the third (1200 points), then the 5th episode for the first game (300 points). There's also rumored Voice Acting for the port. Japan-only so far, though.

I love famitsu.