So I just got the mail and WEWT! I got my MGS Essential Collection! Thanks, Ant!
Oh, lookit that! Why it's my Dtoid patch! Thanks Niero, Colette, and those people who bumped my post in the contest to the "10th" spot!
Also, I will not be able to do Shitty Movie Night this weekend as I will be away at ACEN, and Anime Con in Chicago (I can go to this because it's within my state, guys, so don't get on my case--you know who you are!!). So either someone else will have to do it, or just not have it this weekend.
I know, I know. What ELSE are a bunch of gamers going to do on a Saturday Night (/Sunday morning)? Well, I'm sure you guys will be able to figure out something...
Woah, dudes! I found, like, the most radical movie EVAR! Tonight, we're gonna rawk out to the bodacious..
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: THE COMING OUT OF THEIR SHELLS TOUR
Tagline: It's TOTALLY RADICAL!
This movie looks to be very faithful to the original TMNT mythos as it apparently features both the Shredder AND Splinter and has the Turtles in their traditional Ninja Denim Vest-Jacket garbs. And their masks. And their Nazi-style arm bands that help let us know which turtle is which.
Oh, and here's the poster for the actual show, not the VHS (enjoy your nightmares!):
Let's make this a great showtime!
BE ON VENT FOR THE MOVIE TONIGHT AT 10:00 PM CST! I will post the link in vent in a few hours.FOR MORE HELP, GO HERE!
Bah, I had a little lulz bit at the very end of my vid, but youtube cut it off. Bugged me too much as it's a nice video closer, so I reuploaded it with the final shot in tact. So enjoy if you haven't already seen it. And if you have, then watch it again for teh lulz at the end!
In celebration of the theatrical release of Iron Man, it has been decided that this ShiMuNi will be a Robert Downy Jr. movie! Which movie is it? Why it's...
AIR AMERICA!!
Tagline: The Few. The Proud. The Totally Insaine. Anything. Anywhere. Anytime.
Apparently, this movie is a "Slam-bang adventure..." whatever that means... so it must be shitty!
BE ON VENT FOR THE MOVIE TONIGHT AT 10:00 PM CST! I will post the link in vent in a few hours.FOR MORE HELP, GO HERE!
Oh, and just a little while ago, I was on Dtoid's front page and found this AD...
Apparently, Dtoid is for Hot Penelope Cruz Action... I can dig it!
Could this be? Has our Lauren, aka Atheistium, aka the Red Avenger, aka Puppet's "Butt Buddy," aka "Brit Tit," aka "The Red Pubes on Phist's Bed" become Nintendo's new ad lackey? Say it ain't so, Lauren! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!
Ho-lee PUDDING POPS. I was glancing around Kotaku and saw this game, "Noitu Love 2: Devolution" mentioned. I thought "eh, what the heck," and downloaded the demo for the game. The full game is $20, and after just playing the first level, I think I may be convinced to part with my $20.
This guy is bad.
OSHI-- RUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!
The game plays like a PC version of an old side-scrolling, 2D Treasure game (akin to games like Guardian Heroes or Gunstar Heroes' hand-to-hand combat) complete with the "no turning back" rule and "GO!" arrows. You use either the w,a,s,d or the up,down,left,right controls for movement (as well as special attacks with a double-tap; or you can use the right click and slide the mouse in the direction you want the special attack to go in) and use the mouse (that takes the form of a small target) for basic attacks (left click) that can home in on opponents anywhere on the screen. If you click and hold an enemy, you will grab them and can throw them in any direction. You can also hold the click down to charge your attacks.
See it?
You also use the left click to grab onto latches on ceilings.
It's a Mini-Boss!!!
The game has a progressing storyline told through both a classic opening cinematic and in-game text bubbles with faces.
Uh ohs!
According to the game's website, the full game includes:
** 7 wholly different levels
** 3 modes of playing the game
** 3 difficulty levels befitting most players
** Several bosses per level
** Ratings for every level, difficulty and mode
** A bunch of secrets
and more!!
Still not convinced? Well what if I told you that there are boxes in the game that bear a striking resemblance to a certain "companion" that you get in Portal?
It.. it SURVIVED!?
If that didn't convince you, then check out this run through the demo on hard mode--though I really urge you to just watch to the end of the first level and play it for yourself.
It's another Saturday, and that means that it's time for another SHITTY MOVIE! WHOOO YEAH!! While balancing working on my research paper (due monday!! T_T() ) and playing Konami's latest (and HARDEST) game: "KONAMI ID SUPER-COOL FUN FUN GO CRAZY BONANZA!!", I was recommended this movie for ShiMuni. So what's the movie? Well it's...
Kung-Fu Zombie!!!!
Tagline: You kick zombie! You kick zombie NAO!!
This shit is a part of a REAL KUNG-FU SERIES, so this is SERIOUS BUSINESS KUNG-FU. I hope you all can handle it!
Let's get many people and have a great showtime!
BE ON VENT FOR THE MOVIE TONIGHT AT 10:00 PM CST! I will post the link in vent in a few hours.FOR MORE HELP, GO HERE!
And now, a reading from the book of Heysus-- 7:9-13 from the EXTREME Teen Bible:
"And then Jesus took those great Kung-Fu skills given to him by his heavenly father, and used them to dole out the harshness to the vampire bretheren of the devil. Once he was finished, he then hung out with his lesbian deciples and ate doritos (tm)"
I've realized that you are all a bunch of unbelieving HEATHENS and have decided to get a little God in you all. So, tonight's ShiMuNi feature is going to be...
JESUS CHRIST: VAMPIRE HUNTER!!
Tagline: The First Testament says "An Eye For An Eye", The Second Testament says "Love Thy Neighbor", The Third Testament ... "KICK ASS!!!"
Let's have an great showtime and have MANY peoples in the vent! OKAY!!
BE ON VENT FOR THE MOVIE TONIGHT AT 10:00 PM CST! I will post the link in vent in a few hours.FOR MORE HELP, GO HERE!
