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Study Shows The Princess Is In Another Castle 7/8ths Of The Time
GeminiEye | 12:26 PM on 03.10.2009 7 comments





New Haven, Connecticut - Profoundly sidetracked Yale scholars have been working feverishly to determine the statistical accuracy of finding the hypothetically kidnapped Mushroom Kingdom Princess in a castle. It has been agreed that 87.5% of the time prospective rescuers will not happen upon the Princess, but instead be informed by a creepy fungus man that her whereabouts are elsewhere.
While probability and numerical accuracy have been officially cemented, researchers remain consistently baffled as to why she keeps getting yanked to begin with, or if the bitch is even worth it at this point.



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HydroTonix's Destructoid Blog
Your so clever.
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
This is how you copy paste a lame joke.

Unreferenced copy pasta is frowned upon. Please stop. now.
CALkulon's Destructoid Blog
Yeeeeeah, you should probably see about deleting this now.
Count Grishnack's Destructoid Blog
*Holds fingers to temples*

I foresee a fail blog in your future.
mix's Destructoid Blog
I would have taken the easy route and been all.

There's 8 castles she aint in 7 of em em 7/8= 88%

Fuck all those equations.

Also, blog lacks.
Spike401k's Destructoid Blog
Yeeeea, why don't you stop stealing the work of others, and then write something original?
fetusmilk's Destructoid Blog
also i live near new haven CT, and this offends me.


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