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Love / Hate: The Internet
GeekVarietydotcom | 1:05 AM on 12.26.2009 7 comments


Ive been on the internet a long time. How long you ask? Well i was actually communicating through telephone modems since the early 80's when my aunt who worked for Texas Instruments (Yes, the calculator people) gave me a modem that i could dial into her lab with. Granted the simple text messages that i would send her and she would reply to werent anything like we see today but it was a long time ago. Since those early days even before the net existed my ideas about the changing nature of the beast have changed and i have adopted a love hate relationship with the internet as we know it today.

I can honestly say ive been on the internet longer then any of you but thats not some badge of honor it just means im old. I have been on the internet in all iterations essentially since its inception and ive literally seen it all.

I started out really loving the internet around the time that AOL chat rooms became all the rage as this was a neat and interesting way to talk to people that are like minded and share interests that i share. Also it got me lots of sex. Yes, lots of sex. The internet made it possible for me to meet up with hot veg*n girls from other states and have sex with them. It was pretty cool and that was one of the things i loved about the internet.

One of the things i hate about the internet is that while in those same chat rooms you would find people equally ready to start a fight with you as to fuck you. On a few occasions i actually met some of these internet tough guys for the express purpose of fighting them. I know i have a bit of a checkered past but growing up in the hardcore/punk scene and being a large testosterone driven Italian male i tended to get into some stupid situations from time to time. But dont worry about me i never got beat up so you can breath now, my face is still pretty i promise.

Little did i know that this is basically the entire dynamic of the internet to this day, people either want to fuck you or fuck you up. The internet is filled with tough guys who are always looking to start shit in forums that they wouldnt dare do in the real world face to face and tons of porn or dating sites to get you laid "tonight in your area!"

Another thing i loved about how the internet has evolved is in regards to gaming and how its brought me together with other people who enjoy being silly and having fun shooting zombies and what have you. The internet has done some pretty neat shit for me in that regard as ive met a lot of really cool gamers who in some cases i have met in real life and become friends with. The internet is a pretty cool place depending on what you bring to it and as long as you dont get too bogged down in the politics of it all.

Im just kinda rambling right now cause im coming off a sugar high and im about to fall asleep so thats enough for one night.

Love: meeting new people, gaming online, looking at porn, reading the news, listening to music and watching movies and shows.

Hate: shit talking site trolls who wouldnt dare say shit to me in person, people who run their mouths about shit they know nothing about, celebrity focused websites.

Night night all time for bed and hope everyone had a good holiday.

Your friend Juggs.

And before any asshole trolls say anything yes i know the site isnt up yet so shut the fuck up in advance. Its getting there. Someday.



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Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 11:54
Elsa
I too have been around since the inception of the internet (actually since the inception of computers too).... and I too remember those chat rooms. I hate to tell you this, but a lot of those "hot veg'n girls" you were having internet sex with were probably guys... and a lot of those "internet tough guys" may well have been girls! :)

Ah yes... the wonderful days before "proving it" via voice chat. Such a disappointment for some of those early MUD/MOO gamers to find out that "Elfvina" that darling buxom night elf they've been having a relationship and cybersexing with is actually some hairy guy living in a trailer park named "Bud".

I do agree though that it is amazing how the internet has changed life... and it's continuing to change. More and more often people no longer have "personas" on the internet... it's just an extension of their daily life - who they are in real life is now simply extended to Twitter, facebook, blogging sites, other sites. Those idiot trolls found on line, are more often than not, idiot trolls in real life too. :)
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 13:32
Blasto
" Those idiot trolls found on line, are more often than not, idiot trolls in real life too. :)" - You're talking about blehman, aren't you...

What better topic is there for Love/Hate? Ah, internet, you little scamp cocksucker. Happy Holidays, god bless all the little trolls, nerds and even the loud obnoxious Guidos.

...also, Metal > Punk/HC. Suck it <3
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 13:38
Blasto
P.S.) The address listed in your sidebar just takes me to a parking page, the site doesn't appear to be up yet...

hehe
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 14:25
DaedHead8
Juggs, is that really you?
GeekVarietydotcom's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 16:57
GeekVarietydotcom
ELSA HAHA, no they were girls i checked their pants. Im not talking about cybering i was actually referring honest to god coitus :D

DAED - yes tis i sir.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 17:33
Elsa
@Juggs... LOL! Well as long as you didn't walk into their home only to find a crew from 20/20 waiting for you asking why you wanted to have sex with underage girls!... then all is good I guess!
:)
GeekVarietydotcom's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2009 00:37
GeekVarietydotcom
ELSA - yeah these girls werent underaged haha thankfully.
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