Oh man...
What have I done...?
I think I really fucked up bad this time.
Okay, here's what happened. Me and a few bois from the coal mine were over at Mary's for Cosmo Night. Cosmo Night is basically, one of the photographers from Tiger Beat comes out from his ranch and takes pics of us in glam poses and there's $3 ucallits and $2 cosmos all night long. Anyway, I was on my 6th-7th (?) Cosmo when I was approached by this really femmy looking guy. He said his name was Leslie.
Mary's on Sinatra Night
Anyway, we start talking about life and expectations. I told Leslie that I'm looking to settle down and find a partner that I can spend time with and grow old with and he tells me the same.
We head back to my place and talk some more, drink some more... start making out...
And next thing I know, we had sex. It was really awkward. But I was so drunk I didn't really notice anything different.
It wasn't until the next morning that I realized that Leslie was a girl.
I ran out of my place screaming. She was gone by the time I got home.
She sent me a message on myspace asking me what was wrong, I froze up and deleted my entire OS X installation to get rid of the message from her.
I didn't communicate with her for a month or two...
Yesterday night I was at Mary's again for "End of Hibernation" night and Leslie was there with someone else.
Our local chapter
But I noticed that something was different about Leslie. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, at the time, but I think I figured it out.
I think she's pregnant. I mean, I thought she was a man, and I know that two men having sex with each other, they can't get pregnant, but I thought she was a man at the time. Oh god... What do I do?
That bitch is always pregnant.
Someone who can't spell, that's who.
Damn that's funny. At first I regretted clicking a GayBear post in fear of all the shlong that would be displayed on my computer. But then I get this awesome Falcon Punch picture. all is well in the world.
If you thought you were having sex with a man, then you had anal sex with a girl.
She can't be pregnant.
It's impossible.
Jeez.
maybe if he's drunk, he misses by an inch or two?