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Well, I fucked up pretty badly, I think. SRSLY, NEED HELP.
GayBear22 | 9:06 AM on 04.01.2008 22 comments


Oh man...

What have I done...?

I think I really fucked up bad this time.

Okay, here's what happened. Me and a few bois from the coal mine were over at Mary's for Cosmo Night. Cosmo Night is basically, one of the photographers from Tiger Beat comes out from his ranch and takes pics of us in glam poses and there's $3 ucallits and $2 cosmos all night long. Anyway, I was on my 6th-7th (?) Cosmo when I was approached by this really femmy looking guy. He said his name was Leslie.


Mary's on Sinatra Night

Anyway, we start talking about life and expectations. I told Leslie that I'm looking to settle down and find a partner that I can spend time with and grow old with and he tells me the same.

We head back to my place and talk some more, drink some more... start making out...

And next thing I know, we had sex. It was really awkward. But I was so drunk I didn't really notice anything different.

It wasn't until the next morning that I realized that Leslie was a girl.



I ran out of my place screaming. She was gone by the time I got home.

She sent me a message on myspace asking me what was wrong, I froze up and deleted my entire OS X installation to get rid of the message from her.

I didn't communicate with her for a month or two...

Yesterday night I was at Mary's again for "End of Hibernation" night and Leslie was there with someone else.


Our local chapter

But I noticed that something was different about Leslie. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, at the time, but I think I figured it out.

I think she's pregnant. I mean, I thought she was a man, and I know that two men having sex with each other, they can't get pregnant, but I thought she was a man at the time. Oh god... What do I do?



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Drunkmac's Destructoid Blog
omg ur hotttt
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
I heard some guy just got preggers. Maybe you should check and see if he knows a thing or two about Falcon Punch.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
Holy shit, you know Leslie?

That bitch is always pregnant.
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
I told you I would always be here for you, but then you "lost my number," so you're on your own jerk.
Camalen's Destructoid Blog
Honestamente, Leslie está constantemente embarazada.
Teta's Destructoid Blog
Falcon Punch her/him.
-D-'s Destructoid Blog
I may have to come visit sometime.
Hoygeit's Destructoid Blog
Two words: BABY SHOWER!
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
DUN DUN DUMMM!!!
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Who the fuck put "I solves teen pregnancy" as the motivation caption?

Someone who can't spell, that's who.
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
LOL...falcon punch.

Damn that's funny. At first I regretted clicking a GayBear post in fear of all the shlong that would be displayed on my computer. But then I get this awesome Falcon Punch picture. all is well in the world.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
lol @ snaileb and this entire post.
Cowzilla3's Destructoid Blog
Lul at Falcon Punch. Sorry about the baby gaybear. Hopefully it comes out with two heads and it can be double gay bear.
BluDesign's Destructoid Blog
Wait. GayBear.

If you thought you were having sex with a man, then you had anal sex with a girl.

She can't be pregnant.

It's impossible.

Jeez.
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
@dvddesign: I don't know, if it's dark and you're drunk, there's only a few inches difference.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
I wish MaxVest would stop talking to other people about my penis in public.
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
Look, I didn't name names. Besides, I've been talking about your penis in public for years.
ceark's Destructoid Blog
@dvddesign
maybe if he's drunk, he misses by an inch or two?
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Snaileb posted what I was thinking of.
Koobert's Destructoid Blog
One time I hit on an FTM transsexual, mistakenly. That shit is wack, yo.
rooo's Destructoid Blog
hot men.. i want


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