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The Official GayBear Endorsement for Decision 2008
GayBear22 | 3:28 PM on 03.24.2008 17 comments


I take serious issue with trusting the presidency of the United States to certain parties. It's not a decision I take lightly. The powers that be in Washington set forth to putting out presidential candidates WAY before the general election. So, over the last 18 months or so, I've been looking over who I'm planning on voting for come November. I was still on the fence about this issue for the last month or so, but a recent discovery today has led me to decide to endorse John McCain for President.



I have other valid reasons for backing McCain as well.

I found out that my last BF, Lawrence, was a Log Cabin Republican.



Based upon that information, I've decided that I am aligning myself with the ideals that this represents, if only so I can get Lawrence to continue returning my phone calls.

LARRY! CALL ME BACK BABY!

I'm sorry I lied to you about being a virgin. I should've told you the truth.


Normally, you'd think seeing a guy like me do this on the first date would impress most gay men, but apparently not.

Larry, please forgive me. Call me back. Please. I'm sorry.


Look what I've done to myself. I'm so ashamed.



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Justice's Destructoid Blog
Where have you been gaybuh I mean gaybear
:D
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
THAT VIDEO IS SO BAD!!!

Please don't vote for Mc Cain ppl.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
I only just watched the video, if they're trying to turn people off him, it's working.
bhive01's Destructoid Blog
Those ladies are so hot and such awesome singers.
kepler's Destructoid Blog
MY GOD! As I'm not American, I quite obviously can't vote, but if I were able to, based upon that video, I think I would vote McCain, purely in the hope that all election campaigns and public service announcements would be in a similar style *fingers crossed*.
BluDesign's Destructoid Blog
It's like I'm watching public access television.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
It's not like I was going to vote for McCain anyway, but that video sealed the deal.

More Gaybear plz
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
HES NOT AN ATHEIST HES CLEARLY A MUSLIM
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
What the hell was that?
Ascythopicism's Destructoid Blog
Although I'd like to believe it: I don't think Obama is an atheist. If he is, he's been undercover for a LONG goddamn time.
Koobert's Destructoid Blog
I think I'm gonna have to vote for the NDP again.
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
I don't agree. with something.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
GayBear sighting!
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Gaybear sightings always make me happy. As long as he's wearing pants.
nademagnet's Destructoid Blog
And here we have another glimpse at the worlds most endangered species. The Gaybear.


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