I take serious issue with trusting the presidency of the United States to certain parties. It's not a decision I take lightly. The powers that be in Washington set forth to putting out presidential candidates WAY before the general election. So, over the last 18 months or so, I've been looking over who I'm planning on voting for come November. I was still on the fence about this issue for the last month or so, but a recent discovery today has led me to decide to endorse John McCain for President.



I have other valid reasons for backing McCain as well.

I found out that my last BF, Lawrence, was a Log Cabin Republican.



Based upon that information, I've decided that I am aligning myself with the ideals that this represents, if only so I can get Lawrence to continue returning my phone calls.

LARRY! CALL ME BACK BABY!

I'm sorry I lied to you about being a virgin. I should've told you the truth.


Normally, you'd think seeing a guy like me do this on the first date would impress most gay men, but apparently not.

Larry, please forgive me. Call me back. Please. I'm sorry.


Look what I've done to myself. I'm so ashamed.