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I'm currently seeing a nice fellow that goes by the name of Haime. He says it's spelled with a "J" but I ain't fallin for that trick again, Sister! HA!

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Build-A-Bear Workshop is a dirty, rotten tease @ Amazon today
GayBear22 | 1:15 PM on 03.03.2008 27 comments




I have to admit that I got a little excited when I saw the deal this morning. I thought, "finally, someone made a game for ME!" Unfortunately, unlike my Friday nights at Misty's, I'm left feeling empty and alone. I was so hoping to create a fabulous bear of my own in the "leather daddy" style, but someone's frowning on ole' GayBear today. *sigh*



*sigh*


Wouldn't it be utterly fantastic to to make your own big, studly bear, though? Oh, I have so many delicious ideas running around in my head. You could dress them up as your favorite member of the Village People. Oh, I get weak in the knees just thinking about having my very own Freddie Wilson. Someday, GayBear...someday. It's not all bad though, I suppose. I could spend the money on those super cute, new underpants I saw on the internet. Oh oh oh, I've gotta go, everyone.

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bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:17
bhive01
What about a Freddy Mercury bear? Complete with AIDs.

That would be awesome.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:20
MaxVest
I dunno, the box does say "Where Best Friends Are Made". That's a coded gay innuendo if I've ever heard one*.
*I haven't.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:20
itemforty
too soon?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:21
Snaileb
Amazon's failure game of the day brought Gaybear out of hibernation!
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:25
Butmac
GayBear sighting!

You know it's a bad deal when GayBear comes out.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:26
blehman
"Unfortunately, unlike my Friday nights at Misty's, I'm left feeling empty and alone."

...aaaaaaaaaaaand GayBear's back.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:28
Neonie
I don't think I could POSSIBLY care ANY less.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:28
king3vbo
HOORAY MOAR GAYBEAR
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:30
Hoygeit
Boo Build-a-Bear. Boo.

How could you?!
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:35
Butmac
ROFL @ Blehman
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:45
tazarthayoot
Gay bear's black?

Shit, we can't have that.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:52
-D-
Shut up, Tazar. Stop oppressing GayBear.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:56
DJDuffy
Gaybear I love you!!
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 13:57
The Incredible Edible Egg
I like how an appearance once every few months keeps this joke fresh.

Also, cocks (for gaybear)
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 14:10
Tragic Hero
What about a Freddy Mercury bear? Complete with AIDs.

Thats not nice at all...Freddy Mercury was too awesome to be part of GayBears fantasy
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 14:28
MaxVest
Whoah, did you guys actually read the certificate?

vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 14:44
vexed alex
GAYBEAR.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 14:46
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
BACK, AND BLACK?

YEAH, IT'S GAYBEAR.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 16:28
Eschatos
No penis for you.
SPIDER PIG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 18:28
SPIDER PIG
i was just thinking about you today Bear. Hope your well, and that you and bhive are happy in your new love den, wherever it is. I heard about it and well....
Koobert's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2008 03:55
Koobert
Pffft. Me and Rooo are the new gay bears in town.
Natali Alinskaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2011 09:29
Natali Alinskaya
Hello friends,this is a nice site and I wanted to post a note to let you know, good job! Thanks
Best regards, Natali, CEO of songs
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