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PAX 09: Also, Shark Cocks
Gandysampras | 8:05 PM on 09.10.2009 27 comments




Well then, I'm finally back at home in stinky ole Britain and already I'm missing both Seattle itself and all of you motherfuckers. I had literally the best week of the entire last year if not my entire life, and no matter how crappy I feel over the next few days I know that there isn't a better community out there and there are an inordinate amount of awesome people that I cant wait to see again.

I just want to throw a special thanks to both Chooly and McSnow, without whom I doubt I would have been able to get to PAX at all. For those who dont know, Chooly sorted out pretty much all the Britains with somewhere to stay and McSnow provided totally awesome cheapo-flights so <3 to you guys.

The con was OK, the city is cool but we all know that the real reason we went was each other, and I did have one moment like no other. CTZ, the Shark himself greeted me one fine evening in the Elephant and Castle with a prominent "I'm a shark, suck my dick!". How does one reply to such a culturally rooted and fancy greeting? I decided that all I could do was ask him to present his penis and hope to not offend him. Little did I know that my display of knowledge of the ways of the shark would actually cause our beloved community manager to flash, with me, the lucky beholder catching a glimpse of his fantastic, nay, amazing manhood. So thankyou Hamza for letting me become part of the select group that has seen your "special" fin.

Lastly, as I'm obviously not very good at this thanks to everyone who was there. You made my entire week the best thing in existence and I cant wait for it to happen again. <3

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OH SNAPS
Gandysampras | 10:03 AM on 02.12.2009 5 comments



I feel so warm inside

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City Of Dtoid: 14 Days of Spandex Fun
Gandysampras | 4:45 PM on 01.27.2009 9 comments




Well, I just finished exams and I seem to be in a gaming glut so what better way to pass the time than grab a two week free trial on City of Heroes with my fellow Dtoiders. We're all going to hop onto a US server when we finally get it up and running so join us for the luls. I'll post server names, etc once we get it installed. In the meantime head over to the CoH website and get signed up!


EDIT: Ok here goes nothing then

Server: Infinity

My Hero name: Archery Lad

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Rumour: Zombie DLC coming to GTA IV?
Gandysampras | 1:11 PM on 10.23.2008 3 comments




Over at the Rockstar Games Social Club website a new Eugenics Inc. ad has sprung up detailing a quarantine of the company's compound due to an outbreak of a contagious disease. Located in Bohan Eugenics Inc. is a physical location in the GTA IV world, but is yet to play any part in the story of GTA IV. Microsoft previously confirmed an autumn release for the first set of DLC and this advertisement hitting the web at this point seems to fit ever so nicely. Of course that could just be the immense desire I have for zombies to play a part in every single gaming gaming experience, but hey, here's hoping.



Quarantine: Contagious Disease
Nobody shall enter or leave the premises without the proper documentation issued by Eugenics Inc. No person, except authorized agents or employee of Eugenics Inc. shall either destroy or remove this sign. Anyone violating these regulations will be arrested and prosecuted by the proper authorities. By order of the LCPD and Eugenics Inc

Now that all the excitement, etc seems to have petered out for GTA IV, would this make you pick the game back up and play? Or would you be looking forward to a more traditional mission based DLC package?


EDIT: Looks like great mind's think alike, Nick Chester just posted this frontpage so go check it out.

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Good Old Games Goes Public
Gandysampras | 12:46 PM on 10.23.2008 8 comments




The public beta for the fantastic classic gaming download service Good Old Games has started today. If you weren't one of the lucky few to get a closed beta key let me clue you in to what you have been missing out on. Remember all the games you used to love? Fallout 1 & 2, Freespace, Earthworm Jim and a personal favorite of mine Battle Chess? GOG sells all of these and many, many more for the extremely low price of either $5.99 or $9.99 depending on the game. All of the titles are completely DRM free, are Vista compatible and are supported by a fantastic customer service department. I really cannot praise these guys enough for giving me back all the games I used to love but can no longer run due to hardware conflict issues. So head on over and peruse the catalog of gaming nirvana.

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Penny Arcade Prince Of Persia Comic Revealed
Gandysampras | 9:45 PM on 10.21.2008 1 comments




Over at Ubisoft's Prince of Persia site the first few pages of Penny Arcade's latest game-themed comic have appeared. I love these little series that the guys over at PA do every so often, the Fallout 3 Vaults series is one of my favorites they have done. If you haven't seen them before then give them a look. Believe me it's worth it.

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