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GAA's Review of T.R.o.K.R.oE.R.o.Rb.R.o.J.R.o. The Sabotuer(shortblog)
GamesAreArt | 8:32 PM on 12.05.2009 17 comments




Subject: Review of Review of the Review of the Review of the Review of the Review of the Saboteur
Author: Tubatic
Released: December 5, 2009
MSRP: 1,000,000Yen


I found this review to be severely lacking. The review itself was only 2 paragraphs for Christ sake. Not only this, but it only had one image. I expect blogs to have more then 3 sentences. Not only this, but this has forced me to write a awfully meta blog. I hate it when I have to write meta-blogs. This has also forced me to write a short-blog that will most likely end up in Failtoid.

I found that Jim's review was the best. Random bullseye gave jims review a reasonable score. Elsa overrated the blog (probably got payed off by Randombullsye). Kraid was obviously trolling for page views because of the low score he gave to Elsa's review. Tubatic goes back to the reasonable score. I find that as a good thing. It is always wise to not over or underate a review(or game) as if you do so, you are probably trolling.

However I cannot recommend buying Tubatic's review at its amazingly steep price. Not only did I have to pay 1 million yen, I had to pay a hefty conversion fee. The final price came up to 15,000 dollars. I find this to much for a game that is lacking in content. I recommend a rent on this one, or borrowing your friends copy(Or piracy). Anything is better then having to pay the enormous price for tubatics review.


Score: 4.5 -- Below Average (4s have some high points, but they soon give way to glaring faults. Not the worst games, but are difficult to recommend.)





See what review I am referring to. (but don't pay the man the 1 million yen)
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Tubatic/tubatic-s-review-of-kraid-s-review-of-e-r-o-rb-r-o-j-r-o-the-sabotuer-156964.phtml


See Kraid's review that is trolling for comments.
[url]http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Kraid/kraid-s-review-of-elsa-s-review-of-randombullseyes-s-review-of-jim-s-review--156956.phtml [/url]

Se elsa's review (even though she overrated the review) [url]http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Elsa/elsa-s-review-of-randombullseye-s-review-of-jim-sterling-s-review-of-saboteur-156953.phtml [/url]

Read Randombulleyes review that started it all
[url]http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/randombullseye/review-of-jim-sterling-s-review-of-the-sabatour-156946.phtml [/url]

Jim's review of the Saboteur? Sure, why not. If you're into that sort of thing.
http://www.destructoid.com/review-the-saboteur-156887.phtml



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Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 21:07
Handy
I’m going to bed now it’s very late over here.

This better still be going on when I get up tomorrow.

It’s brightened up my weekend.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 21:24
Kraid
it's because I'm black isn't it?
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 21:28
Tubatic
I protest! I am CERTAIN that my review is better than Assassin's Creed II, which I in fact, have not played!

Also, I coulda got you that review for about 55000 AED.

WE MAKIN' ARAB MONEY!
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 21:30
GamesAreArt
@Kraid According to metacritic Elsa's review was rated 10/10 by many news sources(Including kotaku and gamespot). This means that your review was wrong, and trolling for comments.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 21:32
Kraid
@GamesAreArt; While you throll from the brutaly honest review Tubatic gave of my masterful review I'll be dancing all the way to the bank with MAH ARAB MONEY!
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 22:01
Kraid
I need that shirt.
Galaxy Ninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 22:16
Galaxy Ninja
Is this a new Dtoid Fad? I want to be a part of it, if that is the case...
RIMoonlight's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 22:20
RIMoonlight
I have been wracking my brain and I still cannot figure it out: why did reviews of reviews of reviews of reviews have to be made?

Don't get me wrong, I understand why it WAS made: it's scientifically formulated to be memetic. What I don't understand is why some dude on the internet came up with the idea and thought to himself "yeah, we need to make this concept into a reality." It doesn't provide a unique concept, it isn't set in a unique blog, and it doesn't have a single unique word (it doesn't even have a single play on words for f#@ks sakes.) It's just 100% all generic all the time, and it worries me that somebody, possibly even a group of sombodies, was actually inspired to come up with the idea.

What's even more worrying is that they've now gone six reviews of reviews without introducing a single new element. I mean, you'd think by now at least one reviewer of a review would have thought of SOMETHING new and interesting to switch things up a bit.

What do the rest of you guys think?

ps: what the f#@k was with that meta bullshit? I mean seriously, what the hell? Are bloggers retarded or something?
Galaxy Ninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 22:22
Galaxy Ninja
RIMoonlight: If you're going to make such a big comment, why stop there! Complain about it in a blog or something. Also, you're right, this little joke is getting boring, fast.
RIMoonlight's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 22:24
RIMoonlight
Gawrsh. I suppose that Dtoid meme is dead. Although, here's where it spawned from.
http://www.destructoid.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15415
RIMoonlight's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 22:25
RIMoonlight
Oh yes, now that the joke is now explained, I suppose it will no longer be funny.
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 00:09
GamesAreArt
@Kraid Whoops, I just realized I forgot you in the title. I thought that you where included in the achronym.
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 00:34
Trebz
I'll just pirate Tubatic's review.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2009 10:18
Elsa
LMAO!... you found a pic of Tubatic!!
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