Hmmmm... been a while since I've tried to participate in this "blogging" that kids these days seem to find so interesting. Maybe it has to do with my short attention span (cat DNA, God knows what some of my ancestors were doing with their pet cars) and my inability to commit to anything that doesn't produce profit and/or enjoyment.
So... why the hell am I doing this? Why am I typing this drivel? Well, I just signed up here (to comment on a Jim Sterling post, big surprise) and I saw there was a blog. Given my hatred of seeing an empty space, I just went ahead and wasted several minutes of my internet porn time to hastily patch together a banner (representing my console history), writing a rambling and somewhat crazy bio, and, yes, typing inane things here for this, my inaugural Destructoid blog. Dun dun dun!
So, yes, this has no point. Occasionally, when the hibernating brain cells in my skulls are jolted, something mildly interesting might pour out of my mind. When and if that happens, this is where said interesting thing will end up. Until then... I dunno. I guess you can go look at porn or something.
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