Animal Crossing is a game about diggin holes in your yard and lookin for bones. New Leaf has this plus more features that I don't know about because my girlfriend is the mayor while I remain a lowly ditch digger. Basically I just do random bullshit all day to try to make enough money to pay the proxy slave driving raccoon fucker in his cozy shop. Thanks Obama.
Sometimes you can sell the hole gifts to a pink thing and you can get some bells! Wow! You can use these bells to buy letters so you can mail the frog in your town and call him a cunt. Perrrrrettay immersive!
There is also fish and bugs if you get bored of holes! You cannot put bugs in the holes so its not a perfect experience. The game also has cool house parts, shirts, hats, glasses, and there is even fruit. Its 35 dollars so thats not so bad.
Pros: has shovel
cool shirts (sometimes)
its not 60 bucks
Cons: cant bury all things
sometimes there are bees
frog is in my town and i hate him
girlfriend buried a toilet outside of my tent
Everywhere I look I see Titanfall. Every time I turn around some gaming site (this one included) has some article about how its the best in show or some game journalists favorite game of E3.
Why is this on any ones radar? Titanfall is just another shooter that, aside from robots, looks exactly like Call of Duty. The HUD elements are all there, the xp flashing up on screen when you do a thing to a guy, gray and grayish blues all over the place, and did I mention it's just another FPS? Even the pacing looks like CoD! This game is just another random ass shooter that you can drop onto the pile of random ass shooters.
So it has robots that look like dudes. Who cares? Now you're just a taller dude who can do bad shit to smaller dudes. It's the same shit just on a different scale! It has some additional movement options but nothing we haven't seen before.
Maybe its just me but I couldn't care less about ANY new FPS games probably forever. We have been so overloaded with them in the last two generations that its embarrassing to the industry. Stop perpetuating shit like this. Please let us get out of this fucking rut of shooter after shooter after shooter. How can people still be excited for shooters!?
This post assumes you have played The Last of Us and may contain some spoilers. Read at your own risk.
Like previous Naughty Dog titles The Last of Us suffers from predictable gameplay and progression. Unlike Uncharted, however, it also suffers from the reuse of the same two puzzle mechanics over and over and over again. I'm not going to try to deny that The Last of Us has some of the most exceptional acting I've ever seen in a video game. It does. It also has some of the best graphics, sound design, animation, characters, and combat I have ever experienced. I think we can all agree that it is above and beyond what most games are and it has set the bar so incredibly high for production values that nobody will be vaulting over it for years to come.
Therein lies the problem. Sort of. The game itself isn't really all there. It feels sort of empty to me like something is just... missing. In between every beautiful cut scene there is a very visible formula at work, and I find that more often than not it takes away some of the games edge and tension. I always know what is coming. I do not fear death. I do not fear the enemies. This is where The Last of Us falls short. This is what I'd like to talk about.
Death is the single most important thing to a survival horror game. I wouldn't call The Last of Us "survival horror" but Wikipedia does, and so do a lot of gaming sites and reviews. Survival implies that death carries some weight. That you are trying your damnedest to survive in a harsh world. Though this may be the theme of the story, its far from the feeling conveyed when playing.
The problem here is checkpoints and autosaves. Should you fuck up and die you start over just before the conflict that wasted you, effectively losing... 5 minutes of gameplay? Maybe 10? There is no tension here. There is no reason to ever FEAR death. Worst case scenario you just start over no harm done. You don't lose anything except a couple of minutes.
Since death has no weight, it weakens the stealth aspect considerably. I am not scared of getting caught because I know I can just restart should anything go wrong. I am not scared of the stronger infected and their instant kills. I am not scared of being spotted by a group of bandits. This leaves only implied tension through characters comments, music, and your own belief in your ability to dispatch your would be dispatchers. Don't worry though. You can just try again.
I don't have any idea how this issue could be resolved but this game is no more survival than any other game in which you can be killed. I am fine with the checkpoints in general but I feel as though they are far too frequent.
I only have one problem with the combat and its that Joel is almost too much of a hard ass. Aside from early gun play (which is just incredible), Joel is a one man wrecking crew. He can get grabbed and hit with a pipe but for the most part you just beat the ever loving shit out of everyone by hammering on the square button. Combat requires very little finesse. Maybe this is not the case on higher difficulty but that is sort of a cop out in my opinion. At least you take a lot of damage when you get shot.
Everything else about the combat is stunningly perfect.
Notice that "puzzles" is in quotations. That is because "find a plank/ladder/floating palette" is not a puzzle and I don't know what else to call it. Less than half way through the game and I had already found 5+ planks/ladders and 3+ palettes. These always serve the same purpose and the characters always announce that you need one of them. Then, the object in question is never more than a few feet away so whats the point?
Aside from that you have generic push block puzzles where you move a dumpster or other large thing on wheels to a wall so you can climb over it. Now, I totally understand that this is NOT a puzzle game. We aren't running around ancient tombs trying to make fancy shadows on the wall to open a door of some kind. But there is a severe lack of variety and its rather annoying. Even Ellie complains about it at one point.
By far the worst part about the game is the overall predictability of the scenarios you encounter and the order in which you encounter them. If you just fought some infected your next encounter will be with humans and vice versa. If you just played through two combat sections, one with each enemy group, you will be given a little area of calm in which you are allowed to explore a bit. Generally these areas are ripe with materials and skill point pick ups. If you are being given a lot of materials you are being prepped for combat. Its just not very organic.
You can also safely assume when you are going to be dealing with humans soon based on the abundance of waist high objects in your immediate area. If its infected there are generally more choke points and no cover given that cover is useless when fighting infected. If you aren't sure if there is going to be a fight then you should take note of the number of bricks and bottles available. If there's a lot, shit is about to go down. Uncharted 3 is exactly the same way. Sneak into place, steal a thing, combat your way out. Repeat until the game is done.
The Last of Us is not a bad game in general but it has some pretty lame aspects. Is it a perfect game? Not at all. Does it deserve praise? Absolutely! But not necessarily the praise its currently getting. "The Citizen Kane of gaming" is pretty bold for something that would have been given 6-7/10 if it weren't from Naughty Dog and it didn't have outstanding production.
Its a game, and it should be reviewed as such. It has flaws in its gameplay, though nowhere else. Why 10/10 across the board? Couldn't tell you.
Maybe I just expect too much from the video game industry. Maybe I'm just a hipster, as many people like to call me whenever I openly dislike newer games. Or maybe my brain is just wracked with syphilis and everything around me is just an elaborate nightmare my subconscious has lashed into existence. Whatever the case may be I am extremely disappointed in BioShock Infinite and for the life of me I can't see why the game gets the kind of praise it does.
Infinite has sacrificed one of my favorite things about BioShock, exploration, for reasons unbeknownst to me. Most of the exploration is gone and replaced with locked doors that require x amount lock picks to open. I constantly felt forced down a straight path to make sure I followed the exact steps the game wanted me to take. Ushered from one courtyard gun fight to the other with some hallway shoot outs stuck between just to make sure I haven't fallen asleep. It was missing the freedom of the previous titles.
Most side areas in Infinite are simply locked doors that open once you've found the required number of lock picks. When one of these doors are opened you are usually presented with an office of some sort with a health/shield/mana upgrade inside. The exploration consists of trying to find the lock picks under chairs and trash cans to get your health upgrade. It feels like such an after thought and it has absolutely no flavor.
Compare this to BioShock in which some doors required different plasmids to open, and often led to comparatively huge side areas full of scares and interesting encounters. There were a ton of side paths to wonder through and explore. What happened? I want to explore Columbia. I want to learn as much about this place as I was able to learn about Rapture. Give me that opportunity.
Columbia doesn't feel as fleshed out as Rapture because of this.
Don't get me wrong here. I think Infinite is a solid game that is pretty fun. It does a whole lot of stuff right for what it is, a dumbed down hallway FPS, however it isn't doing anything new or even anything all that interesting.
The game mostly consists of hallway into courtyard shoot outs that sometimes require you to zip around on skylines. With as much hype as the skylines got, you'd think that they would be more important to the overall gameplay, and outside of a few instances of using them to go forward they are almost entirely useless. I never had to use them outside of context and I think I saw enemies use them just to show up to the fight. I also never had any enemies chase me on them which I was really hoping to see.
Shooting dudes in the head its pretty satisfying if nothing else. However what the hell happened to having all kinds of kick ass ammo types that were better for different enemies? Now I just have to pop people in the dome from behind a chest high wall. Enemies also conveniently drop the ammo for the gun you have so there's really no reason to ever use anything other than the rifle and shotgun. None of the enemies actually use vigors themselves so its not like they are going to Bucking Bronco your sorry ass from behind cover. It just doesn't happen.
Speaking of vigors, most of the vigors you acquire are just stuns or disables. There's no reason to use anything other than Bucking Bronco or Murder of Crows because upgraded nothing can touch you and the other vigors are rendered totally useless. On a couple of context sensitive sections you need to zap a door open but other than that you don't need them for anything at all. Remember using Telekensis in BioShock to find all kinds of hidden items and ammo? Remember melting down ice to scavenge for items and explore new areas? Remember zapping open doors all over the place?
On the subject of zapping and burning, what the hell happened to all of the environmental damage?? There are about three or four puddles of water/oil in the game what you have to literally summon in from another plane of existence and hope that one of the enemies in this giant courtyard you're fighting in stumbles over to the three feet of water so you can zap him. Or you can just pop that guy in the skull and call it good.
Hacking! Hacking in BioShock was a pretty terrible minigame but at least hacking was there and it served a nice purpose. Lowered prices, permanent control over mechanical units, and security systems (which are completely absent in Infinite) . Now I realize that we have possession but its temporary and doesn't have the same effect on vendors. I'll admit that hacking needed a make over but it didn't need to be removed entirely. Then again, there's no sneaking or carefulness to Infinite so... how often would we even have the chance to use it?
Nothing ruins a gun fight like a little girl throwing quarters at you in the middle of it. And nothing makes what little exploration we get more fun than... a little girl throwing quarters at you every fifteen feet! Why is this necessary? Just say "I found money" and add it to the money pool. Stop throwing shit at me and interrupting me.
As for her powers in combat, its also essentially useless. Summon in a turret that dies immediately, or a flying turret that dies immediately! The choice is yours! The only time this power is ever useful is when you can call up cover in the middle of the courtyard you're in. No reason to call up health because she throws it at you almost constantly and you cant really die in the first place so why bother?
All of that aside she is an interesting character in her own right, but is insanely daft and multiple times I found myself rolling my eyes at her dialogue and character progression. That's just me though.
The story is rad. Its full of plot holes but its rad. You can't really avoid plot holes with multiverse stuff so what are you gonna do? The twins are by far the best characters and are absolutely outstanding in their performance.
That's all I have to say about the story. Its good. But its not "forgive the short comings of the game and give it a perfect score" good.
After playing through the game a couple of times I do find myself enjoying it. Zipping around and kicking guys in their dumb faces, or lifting a group of folks into the air before nailing them with a rocket is only fun for so long. Its a solid game with a great story and great characters. Its interesting enough to play through and I think everybody SHOULD play it, but it still sort of fuckin' sucks. It's missing so much that it needs to be a BioShock game. It feels so stripped down and straight forward. I just can't get over that.
How can this game be given the scores its given when its as flat as it is? It's just so much less than what we as gamers should expect and I am a little insulted that it has been dumbed down as much as it has been. I'll admit that when I finished the game I was raving about how great it was. I thought it was phenomenal! However, with each exploration and study of the game I come up wanting more and more, realizing I was wrong.
Another wonderful life lesson that Dark Souls teaches us by shoving sharp, flaming instruments into our soft bodies is the concept of humility.
The thing about Dark Souls (specifically the PVP) is that regardless of how much of a hard ass you think you have become, the slightest fuck up can leave your corpse in a bloody heap on the ground. More often than not this is apparent in PVP. I find that no matter how many hours I may spend crafting the "perfect" build for PVP some guy will stroll up in my game and gut my character faster than I can say "Indicted". It is easy to disregard this as cheap or broken, but in reality you have just as many options as anyone else. There is no best build, strategy, or gear. You have to roll those dice and live with the outcome.
Dark Souls will never miss a chance to press its boots deeper into your throat just to remind you that you are not in charge. It is simply allowing you to play in its world until it has had enough of you. These are the terms you agree to when picking up your controller. You may be the best, but not always.
It's important to remember this in all aspects of life. It's okay to fail, it's okay to not be the best and it's perfectly acceptable to not be perfect.
Your effort and willingness to overcome far outweigh your mistakes.
Every detail in the Dark Souls world has been placed with care. Each item placement, each enemy, each environmental hazard tells a story as long as you take the time to read it.
For example you are able to find a weapon, a mace, just before you stumble into an area full of blood letting skeletons that will decimate you if you stumble into their domain too early. Which is very likely because its two feet from the "Hub" area of the game.
Why is this important? Crushing weapons such as maces, and clubs will knock the skeletons to pieces with certain attacks! Swords and piercing weapons do not have this effect. The game never tells you this. A tutorial never pops up to tell you "Hey that mace you got is good for smacking skeletons!". Instead it just provides you with tools and leaves you to use them as you see fit.
This is even more apparent when trying to decipher the story Dark Souls has hidden in its world. Item descriptions, item placement, and everything else mentioned above describes every happening in the twisting plot.
Never take things for face value. Examine everything. Question everything. Experience everything.
Dark Souls is a holy relic. An interactive bible for the modern age. It speaks directly to the human condition in a soft, but stern voice. I'd like to explore this beautiful experience in depth over a couple of blog posts that will fully explain why I believe that everyone should experience this game, and why I believe that Dark Souls is the perfect game.
For those of you who have not played Dark Souls these posts may be a bit over your head. Some things will go unexplained, but should be fully understandable to those of you who have played. I highly recommend playing, or at least attempting to play, before continuing to read. If you have played and felt the need to give up, I hope this blog convinces you to try again. It is well worth it.
An Exercise in Patience
For those of you familiar with it, Dark Souls continually presents you with well thought out challenges. This is achieved with clever level design, varied enemy types, outstanding balance, pacing, and level progression (your characters level). Never are these challenges so difficult that you can not proceed without careful planning and knowledge of the situation. For example, the game can be beaten at Soul Level 1. You never need to directly overpower the situation to progress. Each new challenge is executed fairly, and is entirely dependent on your preparation and actions.
My father used to tell me "If you use your head, you don't have to use your back".
I've never seen this more perfectly illustrated in any game before this. Each situation can be overcome by examination and careful planning. On top of this, it also teaches us that it is okay to fail.
"It does not matter how slowly you go- as long as you do not stop."
Those of us that have played, we have all been in this situation. We are continually being killed at one point and we are unable to progress. After each death we come back and try again. Testing the fence. With each death we learn what doesn't work and ideally we learn from our mistakes when we return. Though we are punished for our failure, we are allowed to return indefinitely and try again and again and again. Upon conquering the challenge, we now proceed with the knowledge we have gained from this experience. We have learned how these things all interact together and how to work with them. We now know more than we ever have about these variables.
The same concept can be applied to anything you do in life. You may have been told before that you can do anything you set your mind to, and as cheesy as that sounds it is completely true. Make as many mistakes as necessary to proceed. Learn from each mistake you make. If you truly want to progress, then you can not give up. You will succeed. You will progress. You will gain more than you ever lost from these experiences. You will reach your goals.
If you take nothing else from Dark Souls, take this. Our Father Dark Souls teaches us patience, discipline, and solidifies our determination with only its core mechanics.