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About G.D. Hamell:

Name: Griffin D. Hamell
Age: 22
Location: Rochester/Syracuse, N.Y.

I am just a writer and a poet. I currently go to Le Moyne College in Syracuse, New York for English (Creative Writing). I have an obsession with Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Kerouac, and H.P. Lovecraft. Oh yes, I almost forgot that, I am fucking delicious. Even if I offend you, I will always love you.




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Final Fantasy I

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Suikoden I & II
Earthbound
Chrono Trigger
Final Fantasy VI, VII, VIII

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AIM: GDHamell
MSN: gdhamell[at]gmail.com
Email: gdhamell[at]gmail.com
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What Destructoid Means to Me
GDHamell | 2:00 PM on 12.19.2008 42 comments


There seems to have been some sort of issue with my first post here on Destructoid, and to tell you the truth, I could careless. As the late great painter, Georges Braque said, "If they don't like it, fuck 'em." I think that is a philosophy we should all live by. If you are really concerned though, you can be assured I will begin writing game only- elaborate game only posts after this one. I wanted to have at least one post on why I am here.

I am a guy who is not one for conformity. This is why that I cannot join a community like IGN, Gamespy, or Gamespot. I have tried and failed. Since they in fact seem too commercial too me- too oversold. For instance, it appears that Gamespot is now a member of CBS' repertoire of sites. That ends my interest write there since I am not a fan of "big business". Now, I don't want to turn this into a rant perse, more of an enlightened piece of why I chose to be here in the first place.

What does Destructoid mean to me? A flourishing of outre, (pseudo-)intellectual capabilities. This community unlike others seem to actually care what their readers say. So much that, I am actually inclined to read the posts, since the heads of this great organization think so as well. The community writers on this site seem to understand the "no bullshit policy", and know exactly what I want to see in a review. No fluff. I don't want to read a review at some other site on a game, and then go out to buy it, and then conclude that somehow the game publisher influenced the review. Then I'd be sitting in my chamber of solidarity yelling, "You motherfucker!". I recall reading an article about Hideo Kojima stating that he wanted reviewers look over the flaws, and I hope no reviewer answered this call of arms so to speak.

If you would like to see why I like the reviews on this site, I will use an example. In Jonathon Holmes' review of Animal Crossing: City Folk, I could really already tell how it was going to be from the first line. This line went, "Animal Crossing: City Folk may be the most unfortunately named videogame I've ever played". Now, I am one to formulate my own opinion from the facts that are laid out to me. Maybe it's just the writer in me, but that is an excellent way to begin a review. A line like that really pulls you in. Since many games now a days aren't new; meaning that most of them are just franchises, like Animal Crossing, I kind of knew what to expect. This roughly was "Why would I have any interest in this game? Seeing that it is about nothing, and the fact that I don't have a Wii". Even though these thoughts came to mind, I wanted to read the review because it seemed interesting. Not the drab reviews I find on other sites. Truthfully, I don't want to watch a video review- it's just a quickie to me. I don't learn anything besides watching game footage and a few tidbits about the game. Then usually it ends up with the reviewer giving gameplay tips, not a review on the elements of the game.

This should give you a general understanding why I am here. Also, if you have read this far down, then I recant my previous blog post on here. It was more of a way to see how the blogging system works. It's quite intuitive I believe, and I will get more use out of it as time goes by. I also should be here to stay, unless you kick me out with pitchforks and torches. If you don't want to well, keep up the good work. I love the community already.



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41 comments | showing # 1 to 41
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Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 14:37
Zombutler
tl;dr
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 14:40
blehman
I love you too.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 14:42
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I am seriously thinking of adding tl;dr to the list of bannable things on this site.

Don't even bother commenting if that's all you're going to say. This is directed at everyone, not just Zombutler (although I think you're actually joking anyway).

Anyway, welcome to Dtoid GDHamell!
GDHamell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 14:52
GDHamell
Thanks for the replies, Blehman and Hamza.

No way of deleting stupid comments like that?
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 14:54
BahamutZero
I really don't even know where to begin with this.

I think you have things messed up in your head. This is clearly not the place for your pseudo-intellectual pretentious, self-obsessed twat face. I know you're trying, but scale back the narcissism, the ridiculous passive sentence structure ("I am a guy who is not one for conformity") and usage of words you don't understand:

"perse"

"careless"

"repertoire"

you come off as a complete douchebag, and I bet your professors all secretly (or not) hate you. and also, clearly, this post is hilariously ironic in the fact that

a) you are saying you like dtoid because it's "no bullshit" and yet your post is so full of shit your shoes squeak

b) you come to champion the writing and pick one of Holmes articles

LOLs all around

merry xmas
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 14:55
BahamutZero
also tl;dr

(just for you ham)
GDHamell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 14:57
GDHamell
Angry because I didn't pick one of your articles?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 14:59
blehman
TEDDY!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:08
Niero
Thanks so much for the support! We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you guys, after all :)

2009 is going to rock, we have a lot planned and finally some resources to get some of the shit we've been talking about for years done. You'll see!
GDHamell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:11
GDHamell
Oh, I look forward to it.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:11
BahamutZero
no, I would probably think you were even dumber if you had, because generally, I'm not trying to show everyone how smart I am. quite the opposite in fact
GDHamell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:13
GDHamell
I am sorry if you have a problem with my writing style. Want to hug it out?
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:17
BahamutZero
listen, in a moment of holiday weakness I am going to try to help you: don't tell people how awesome you are, show them.

now maybe your poet friends love your arrogance but I can tell you that once you get into the real world people are going to laugh in your face, if they aren't already laughing behind your back.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:17
BahamutZero
listen, in a moment of holiday weakness I am going to try to help you: don't tell people how awesome you are, show them.

now maybe your poet friends love your arrogance but I can tell you that once you get into the real world people are going to laugh in your face, if they aren't already laughing behind your back.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:21
Zombutler
I was indeed joking when I said that, as I did in fact read your post. Sorry Ham. But BHZ, chill out, man.
GDHamell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:22
GDHamell
Maybe I should tag each post with sarcasm, or add subtitles for the hearing impaired. I don't see how you got arrogance out of it, it's all a joke. You never heard someone say, "I'm the fucking man?" Thanks for your opinion though.
GDHamell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:24
GDHamell
I just don't really see the need for people to nitpick my writing. I assume most people saw the humor. It's no big deal. Chill, I don't want to have any issues.
Slique's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:26
Slique
Well, it all seems to have gotten a bit heated in here, hasn't it?

Welcome aboard, anyway, chap.
GDHamell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:27
GDHamell
Thanks, Slique.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:33
BahamutZero
I AM NEVER CHILL, I AM A BALL OF RAGE AND HATRED. I thought you guys would have figured that out by now. Seriously though, the overconfidence reeks of insecurity. I just think YOU should relax. I knew too many kids like you in college that were complete fun sponges. maybe it hit a nerve...

/megaflare
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:34
Rockvillian
"I just don't really see the need for people to nitpick my writing."



You're a creative writer, learn to love the nitpicking!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:37
BahamutZero
ugh. Kerouac. figures. you would love Kerouac. I hate Kerouac. and now I hate you all over again. (I was an english major too...)

:P
GDHamell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:38
GDHamell
Can we just all agree to disagree? I am just here for a good time, and good gaming discussion. Rockvillain, you have a point as well. Hah. Well, you know it's fine. I really could careless, I just thought we'd be discussing games. Not my knowledge of words *scratches head*.
GDHamell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 15:39
GDHamell
Ok, it makes sense now. I give you permission then. Yeah, I am an English major too with a concentration in Creative Writing. I just like to put myself in a specific category compared to the other one. Which is Literature.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 16:05
Nick Chester
Good stuff. Glad to have you here. Contrary to popular belief, we welcome you whether you want to post "pseudo-intellectual pretentious" or post pictures of cats playing Nintendo or just want to say "Holy fucking shit, this game is awesome/horrible/not bad."

Do your thing. Thanks for reading.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 16:07
Jesus H Christ
If you were wondering if I'm happy you're here or not, truth is I could careless.



;)
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 16:08
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Jesus H Christ, I love your name. Every time I see your name, I just want to scream it, haha.
Brad Nicholson's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 16:12
Brad Nicholson
Listen to Nick Chester, he is a wise man. We're glad to have you, GDHamell.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 17:02
Y0j1mb0
Welcome aboard.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 17:13
Takeshi
Welcome to Dtoid.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 17:14
SilverDragon1979
Welcome to Dtoid. Just remember to follow 3 simple rulez :

1) Don't Suck!
2) Listen to Yojimbo, he is wise.
3) Don't listen ot Heretic
GDHamell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 17:31
GDHamell
I assume Yojimbo has seen the movie? Which is fucking stellar.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 17:42
Chad Concelmo
Welcome, man! You are going to see a lot of these from me: :) :) :)
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 17:50
Kyousuke Nanbu
You should try branching out beyond just game sites, there's plenty of places much better than here.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 17:51
AngelsDontBurn
Awesome stuff! Welcome! Believe me when I say this community is definitely something worth being a part of. I swear to you, I've never come across anything like it or even close to it.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 17:53
Kyousuke Nanbu
And a big hearty lulz at the intellectual comment, the only person who writes like he has a brain is Yojimbo.

The rest of the place feels like a bunch of fratguys decided to make a gaming website.
GDHamell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 18:01
GDHamell
I've always known frat guys to have an abundance of beer. So no complaining there.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 18:21
the GAMEGOBLIN
You're all silly. Especially Bahamut, you're justway too silly.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 20:40
Usedtabe
Welcome to Dtoid.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 21:24
Samit Sarkar
Welcome! As my welcome gift to you, I'll keep my nitpicking nature at bay for now!
GDHamell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 21:53
GDHamell
Aww.
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