I have been skulking around Destructoid for years, though I'm not super active in the community aside from commenting on articles. Once in a blue moon, I'll post on the forums.
I'm Canadian. My favorite series are Final Fantasy, Metal Gear, Castlevania, King's Quest, Onimusha, etc. I like anything with a good story, but I'm also a fan of mindless fun like the classic Double Dragon or Contra games.
I fool around with MMORPGs from time to time, and my current fave is Guild Wars 2.
My stance on some hot topics...
XBOX ONE: Crap
QUANTIC DREAM: Good
FFVII REMAKE: Will never happen
FFXIII: Worst game in the series
JIM STERLING: Thank god for him!
PODTOID: Best podcast around
DAVID HAYTER: Is totally in MGS5
IGA: Only man I want in charge of Castlevania
BEST ANIME: Gankutsuou, Last Exile, Wolf's Rain, Chevalier D'Eon, Claymore, Cowboy Bebop
BEST KQ: VI
WALKING DEAD: Telltale or GTFO
Perhaps you've seen this ad, or one like it, popping up around Facebook or other places online. It's for Wartune, a browser-based game which supposedly spans city-building, PvP, and RPG gameplay. I haven't touched it, mainly because browser games just give off a skeazy, low-quality vibe which their promotional materials do nothing to contradict.
Below is one such ad. Let us count the ways it utterly repulses:
1) Outright Plagiarism This is artwork of the goddess Sillia, a character from the Korean MMORPG Forsaken World. No, the character is not affiliated with Wartune in any way. A lot of Wartune ads seem to display scantily-clad, vaguely-fantastical ladies ripped from various other games. There have been accusations that these ads are using images from League of Legends, as well. Does the actual game not have any of its own character art, which they might have used? Why must they steal from other games?
2) "No Children Allowed" Ooooh, what manner of forbidden delights might one find within this risqué realm of debauchery? Let us peer into this decadent hive of adult pleasures:
Whoop dee doo. I am stimulated beyond compare.
If a game wants to advertise itself as a sexy, adult-oriented environment, fine -- but if it's unable to do so using its own assets, and it turns out to be this, what's the point?
3) "Male Gamers Only" Let me tell you a little secret about gender and marketing, here. When you advertise "Ladies Night" on the front of your club, you might get more females to show up if they get free cover or some kind of deal on drinks -- but in addition, you will get more paying males to show up, because they want to meet ladies. Suppose you put "Males Only" on the front of your bar. What do you suppose will happen?
So, is Wartune the "gay bar" of browser games? I doubt it. What I assume they're going for are the stereotypical "hardcore" gamers, who are supposedly a males-only bunch, last time I asked 1987. Ironically, when I find out a game is trying to have a "males only" user base, it only drives me away -- and I am a male gamer. I just want to play a cool video game -- I don't go out of my way to play a game with only males. Does anyone?
4) "Once you're inside your friend won't be seeing much of you!" First, I don't know how much this "Prepare to be addicted to this life-consuming game" line really fools people, or even sounds appealing anymore. It's the kind of thing people say in retrospect of a game they've already enjoyed, or at least to something they're already looking forward to immensely. It's not something people really look for, in and of itself. Like, "Yes! I don't want a well-paced, exciting game. I want a 100-hour, grind-heavy slog."
Second, my "friend"? As in, singular? Thanks for implying that I only have one friend, Wartune -- you just made one less.
5) The Logo Nothing especially wrong here, but it's worth mentioning that it's likely the only non-plagiarised image on display. It's also the only thing that really has anything to do with their game -- and it's so small, you can barely read it.
From the ad itself, I had literally no idea what the game was even supposed to be about, or even what genre it was. It utterly fails to inform, impress, or inspire curiosity. Try harder next time, guys.