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To the moron who thought an ice lake was a great feature for Gears 2,

Fuck You.

Sincerely,
Jim Yates



What an atrocious idea! Something to add a tad more longevity was it? I know, crazy thought ahead... make a longer game?
I know, that's just nuttier than squirrel shit.
All in all, an excellent game. A bit shorter than I expected and suffering from a case of overexposure from the previous game- as in, it's not as fresh as it once was- but still good, Locust-chopping fun.
Played it on my HDTV first- which is awkward, since my 360 is usually set up in my bedroom on an SDTV- and it looked fantastic. Not so sure about some of those much-vaunted upgrades to the U3 engine- the 'hordes' of Locust are only usually seen in the bigger vehicle sections and seem to have been crippled in the AI. Just pause a moment before blowing them up with the cannon on the mountain section and you'll notice that they just seem to be walking towards you- not too smart, eh?
Speaking of the mountain level, it felt very reminiscent of the similarly themed 'snowy-mountain ascent' level in Mass Effect- another U3 based game. However, this time Epic seem to be showing that your outdoor levels in U3 don't need to look nearly as bad as Mass Effect did. I'm starting to think that Silicon Knights and D.D might have a point- Epic make all other U3-based games look like ass. Still, I'm glad that the game doesn't suffer too much on a plain TV picture- kudos to them for that.

Not really a review, just a collection of thoughts unedited. And I mean it- Fuck You, nameless but possibly Cliffy B designer. That part of the level was just plain needless.



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If you want to see the U3 engine looking nicely, check out Unreal Tournament 3 preferably on the PS3 with HDMI cable.
Hearing that Gears 2 is "it's not as fresh as it once was" reminds me of a commercial for some kind of vaginal cleansing/maintenance product. I don't really want to Google "douche" here at work for a picture, but you get the idea.
That's fucking weird. I was writing something that started exactly like that...
@Redrabbit- That was perfect! 'Muscled Queen' indeed.
@Blindsidedork- Yeah, UT3 was pretty nice to look at on my PS3, pity the game was lacking.
@Char Aznable- Idea recieved, over. I guess Cliffy B needs to get some kind of Vaginal Rejuvination all up in this... Well, you get the point.
@Notazombie- Great minds think alike? Well, retards get the same idea occasionally too, so let's leave it at that.
I like your style, sir.
The lakes didn't frustrate me...maybe I was lucky.
The two short lakes took maybe one retry to realize that you don't drive like a friggin moron and instead go slowly waiting for things to explode.

In total, if it took you more than 5 minutes to complete both lakes...I'd question the truth of the statement.
Heh. Douche Huge... Hehe...

I really should get more sleep so that's not nearly as funny as my tired mind makes it out to be.

Thanks for the lulz. ;)
@jamnontheone- Yeah, because driving carefully isn't out of place in this game. C'mon!

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