I actually came online to see how empty this bitch was lmaooooo full of Europeans lolololololol

MONSTER LAB

IGN has an article about an original IP created by the same team behind Street fighter HD for XBLA, which are an eidos subsidiary... looks pretty awesome, you go find parts, make a customized monster based on class and you can fight other monsters.... ONLINE

sounds awesome, heres an excerpt:

[size=9][i]IGN Wii: Why Wii?

Kelly Tainton: The type of gameplay in Monster Lab was a perfect fit for the Wii. The entire purpose to the game is to help the user feel like they are truly a mad scientist. The Wii lends itself to that type of gameplay perfectly.

[b]IGN Wii: Exactly what is the premise for the game?
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Kelly Tainton: You start off as an apprentice in the Mad Science Alliance. You learn (with help from your mentor, Professor Fuseless) how to explore six different areas of the Ghastly Valley in order to find different ingredients. Once you have those, you take them back to your castle in order to perform experiments, using the ingredients. Those then make different monster parts (heads, torsos, arms, and legs), based on three different sciences (mechanical, alchemical, and biological) There are literally millions of different combinations of monsters you can make. You then take control of your monster to go back out in to the world to progress through the game, battling other monsters along the way!

IGN Wii: Talk about the monster creation feature. How elaborate is it?

Kelly Tainton: Let me say this again. Millions of different combinations! You can have a monster that is made up of a wrench for an arm, a fish head in a glass bowl, a torso made out of a truck, and legs made out of tree vines. The quality of all of your parts is based on how well you perform the experiments that make them, and what type of part you make is determined on the ingredients you used to make it. The amount of experimentation is nearly endless.[/i]
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so its kinda like this: the game wants you to go out and explore: then once in a while it will throw missions at you...

you find parts:



add em to your beasts...



make the beasts work in your lab:


Then make em fight ONLINE or OFF:



Looks friggin awesome....

Dont like ROB's inclusion in Brawl?
never heard of ROB?
Never had a ROB?
Dont realize he was the messiah of video games after the dreaded E.T. Armageddon?


well fuck you :) He's got a DANCE :D




How high ARE those guys?

GUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this video shows how the wii can do just about anything............

I embeded the goddamned video but desucktoid isnt showing it.... :|

Watch video here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw

so the guys a genius.... go to the 2:30 mark blah blah blah justbuy a wii....


I had a dream, that I was a seagull... flying high above the clouds.... then I dove into the sea... and swam, witht he dolphins.... I was two animals.... joined as one, which means: good things are coming.... good things

So I figure that super mario galaxy dwarfs everything else released on the wii thus far, perhaps even on any other home console.... after waiting all week playing phone tag with Toy'R' Us of all places, (being the cheap bastard that I am I wanted my 25 dollar gift card.... more on that later....) I finally got a copy after a series of "not available" "We did not receive a shipment today" and the gut wrenching *getting to the store and being a second too late to arrive to see a man(father?) buying the last copy*... Well toys R Us stashes copies but whatever Friday morning it was MINE!

After preparing myself thoroughly with prolonged sessions of both Super mario Bros 3 and Mario 64 I arrived at the conclusion taht I'd wait for my brother to get home, after all he was looking forward to it too.... but then work got in the way and I went out and yea whatever ok Saturday morning, we are in business...

I think in the last 5 years I have never woke up a saturday morning and wanted to play a video game so bad, I think it dates back to ummmmm... hmmm damn... saturday morning cartoons... I looked forward to it from the night before opting to not drink so id be good the morning after...

ANYWAY I KNOW I WROTE ALL THAT TO SET YOU UP HERES THE PRIZE

In the spirit of the release I had a devious Idea.... combining two natural wonders, stars and pancakes I concocted this:



now being the purist that I am I tried to decorate using syrup but got the cockeyed star you see before you, yet I can surely say that unless you had scarlett johanssen for breakfast... no you COULD HAVE HAD scarlett johanssen for breakfast and mine would have been more epic... easily

oh and mario galaxy is compressed happiness, Im almost sad i didnt pay 50 dollars for it